- Earlier today, Justin surprised many of you
who came through the security checkpoint
uh, only to find that Justin was in disguise
and I was in his ear telling him exactly
what to do.
Here's what happened.
- Right in there. - Hop in here?
- Yup. - Okay.
[alarm beeps]
All right. Oh.
Uh-oh. What you got?
- Uh, um, what you got?
- I've got some change.
- You got a switchblade on you or something?
- No, no. It's just a money clip.
- Oh, money clip. - Oh, money clip.
- Keep your coins in that. - Keep your coins in that.
[alarm beeps]
- Let me--you know sometimes it's your hair.
- Sometimes it's your-- it's your hair.
- Let me just-- - My ring?
- You mind if I put my hands in your hair?
- No, I don't mind. - Let me see.
Just mess it up a little, like--
Anything? Any bobby pins?
- Anything-- any bobby pins?
- Nope. - No metal at all?
No barrettes? - No metal at all?
- Not a barrette? - Not a barrette?
- All right, yeah, I don't see anything in there.
- I don't see anything. - Can I search your mustache?
- Can I search your mustache? - Yeah.
- All right, let me just see.
Just feel it all the way across.
What'd you have for breakfast, sir?
- What did you have for breakfast, sir?
- All right. Let me just check your ankles.
- Let me just check your ankles real quick here.
- Absolutely.
- Just lay down, Justin. Just say, "I'm so tired."
- I'm tired. Oh, boy.
- Just lay down. Just gonna take a little nap.
I've been working all night.
- Just gonna take a little nap. I've been working all day.
[laughter]
- Just stay there.
[laughter]
- Just stay completely still.
[laughter] That man is just gonna st--
Wake up startled. Go, "Oh, oh, oh."
- Oh, oh.
- Oh, I thought you were trying to attack me.
- I thought you were trying to attack me.
- No...[laughs], no. - Boy.
- What's your name, ma'am?
- So, what's your name, ma'am?
- Riddel. - Louder, please.
- Louder. - Riddel.
- Louder. - Louder.
- Riddel. - That's a pretty wig you wear.
- That's a pretty wig you wear.
- Oh, no, it's not. It's real.
- It's beautiful. - It's beautiful.
- Beautiful. Tug on it.
It's--it l-- - Tug on it.
Make sure it's real.
- Yeah, it's real. - Wow.
- It's real, wow. - All right.
Everything checks out. - Everything checks out.
- Okay. - Rudel.
- Rudel. - You check it?
- Rudel. - Rudel.
- Rudel! - Rudel!
[singing] Rudel! [singing] Rudel!
- Rudel. - Rudel.
- Roo-oo-oo-del. - Roo-oo-oo-oo-oo.
- Del. - Del.
- Are you on any kind of prescription medication?
- Are you on any, uh, kind of prescription medication?
- No.
- Can you take those glasses off, sir?
- Can you take those glasses off for me, please?
- I'd like to see your eyes. - I'd like to see your eyes.
- Are you on anything right now, any alcohol?
- Are you on anything right now, any alcohol or any--
- No. - Can you follow my finger?
I'm gonna put my finger in front of your face.
Just follow my finger. - Could you follow my finger?
- Get closer-- closer to his face.
I'm gonna get a little closer. - All right.
All right. Follow my finger, not your head.
Just your eyes. - Follow with just your eyes,
not your head. - Go faster than--
Go real--real fast. - Really fast.
[laughter]
- Sir, you're--you're not taking this seriously.
[laughter]
- Oh, my God. Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, dude, I can't keep doing this to you.
Oh, yeah.
- Hello. - Hello.
- How you doing? - How you doing?
- I'm good, how are you? - Good.
- I'm good. - Boy, oh, boy,
I hope you know how to Whip Nae Nae.
- Boy, oh, boy, I hope you know how to Whip a Nae Nae.
- Uh-uh, maybe just a little bit.
- Okay, good, good. - Okay, good.
- I had to teach everybody so far.
Come on in.
- I had to teach everyone so far.
- All right, let's do it. Let's see it.
- You gonna let me see it? Wanna show--
- Whip and Nae Nae? - Yeah, show me
how to do them both. - Yup, yup.
- Mm.
- Yup, and then you Whip, Whip, and then you Nae, Nae, Nae.
- Yup, wonderful. - Mm, wonderful.
- Can you do the Quan? - Can you do the Quan?
- Uh, oh, that's the one-- - Yeah, hit the Quan.
- Hit the Quan for me. - Let's see.
Uh, oh wait, it's this way.
- Mm. - That's right.
- That's right. - Can you do the Stanky Leg?
- Can you do the Stanky Leg? - Oh, that--that's ea--
that's the easy one. - Mm.
- Start naming different dances ask her.
- What other dances-- uh, uh, uh, uh.
- Oh, no. Just set that down.
Start crying. Be very upset about that.
I can't believe I did that. I can't believe I did that.
- You okay? - I can't believe I did that.
- If Ellen knew about this, she's gonna be upset.
- Breath out.
- If Ellen would know about this,
she would be really upset about this.
- Oh, she's gonna make me pay for this.
- She'd probably make me pay for that.
- It's all right. It can't be too much.
- Oh, no. - Oh, no.
- I'm gonna be fired. - It's okay.
- I'm probably gonna get fired. - It's just a wall.
- Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
- Oh, boy. - Oh, boy, no.
- Three, four, five--
- Lay down, curl up in a ball.
Lay down, just curl up in a ball.
Just--just stay there.
- Don't touch me. - It's okay.
- Don't touch me.
- Hold me.
[laughter]
[sobbing]
- Will you spoon me? - Will you spoon me?
- If I spoon you, you have to get up.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Promise. - Okay.
- I wanted to be a cop, but I ended up here.
- You know, I wanted to be a cop,
but I ended up here.
- It's almost like a cop, maybe--
- I love you. - I love you.
I love you. - Oh, I love you too.
- Can we date? - Can we date?
- Well, I don't think my husband would like that too much.
- You're married? - You're married?
- I am. - Story of my life.
- Story of my life.
- Everybody I love is married. - Everybody I love is married.
- It's okay, though. - No, it's not.
- No, it's not okay. - It won't be--it won't be okay.
- It's never okay. - Oh, no.
- Oh, no. Oh, no.
- Start to feel better. - Oh, I feel better.
- Okay. - Oh, boy, okay.
- I feel better. - Okay.
- Gotta get up now. - Thank you.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- Feel better about it? - Yes.
- Yeah. - You're my best friend.
- Okay, back to-- - You're my best friend.
- Thank you so much, ma'am. - Thank you so much, ma'am.
- You're welcome. - Welcome to Bieber Week.
- Welcome to Bieber Week. - Wh--oh, Bieber Week?
Oh, my God. Are you serious?
[laughter]
- Stop playing.
Oh, that's so awesome. - You're awesome.
We'll cut this part. Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
- Are you sure you're still married?
- I am still. All right, I appreciate that.
- No worries, thanks.
- Oh, man, you were amazing.
[cheers and applause]
- You're a good sport.