- Yo, so Steve.
I've been in a relationship for 8 years, right?
We've had our ups and downs in the beginning,
little bit of infidelity in my part early on,
we in a good place now,
but every now and again it'll come up
so I'm wondering how can I make her feel comfortable?
You know it's all about her at the end of the day.
- Listen man, there's a penalty for infidelity.
And you can't just say "I'm sorry"
that would be great, I wish you could,
I wish you could just walk in there and just say
"Look I'm sorry"
and she go "okay"
That ain't how it work.
You gotta get down on your stomach.
(laughter)
- You gonna have to slither back
you gotta get on your stomach and crawl back.
You gotta fix it.
Now the cold thing about this is
there's no time frame on this.
Because you don't really know
the real effect you had on this girl.
So you can't just expect her to forgive you right?
She may forgive you but she just can't forget.
Sometime it take 'em months, sometime it take 'em years.
Now ladies, if this has happened to you,
if you gonna keep bringing it up after over a year,
just let him go.
Just let him go, after a year, after one year,
just let him go.
(applause)
Cause if you not gonna move past it,
he can't move past it, and what y'all doing?
Now I'm not saying you have to get past it
you could break up with him
a dude cheat on you you can break up with him if you want
that choice is yours, that's solely your position,
but if you're gonna stay in that cause you love him
and you think he a good guy
then a year of beating him is enough.
A year beating, that's a pretty good beating.
Now, in the mean time, while you taking this whooping,
you can't have no other infractions.
(laughing)
You do understand that though?
- Yeah.
(applause)
- Now when a woman does forgive you,
it's because she loves you.
She cares about you.
She thought more highly of you.
She goes through a period while she trying to figure out
how she got it wrong.
Was she wrong about you?
If you could prove to her that she wasn't wrong
you could fix it.
Sometimes, when you get the man back, you get a better man.
Now you could throw him away if you want to,
but you could be tossing away your better man
now that has learned his lesson.
Just crawl back baby, you'll be alright.
(applause)
- Alright, next up, where's Sara?
- Hey Steve!
I'm Sara, this is my brother Adam.
And we have always asked our parents
who's the favorite child between us and you know,
our parents would always say I'm their favorite daughter
and he's the favorite son but I'm the only daughter
and he's the only son so, I mean, does that mean parents
actually do have favorites they just don't say things
like that sometimes.
Or I mean, you have seven kids, do you have a favorite?
- Yeah I have a favorite.
Oh hell yeah.
(laughter)
(applause)
- Now, let me tell ya something.
You got two great parents
because they're doing it the right way.
They said "you our favorite daughter, you our favorite son"
You obviously... Who's the younger?
- I'm younger.
- [Steve] Oh, you're younger.
- Yeah we're three years apart.
- Oh so let me get it this.
Sara, you probably think that he's the favorite
because he gets treated a little bit different than you did.
- Yeah, he does get it a little bit easier.
- [Steve] Huh?
- Maybe, it seems like he gets things a little bit easier
by being the younger one.
- Well the second baby always get it easy.
See the first baby,
the mom and dad don't know what they doing.
(laughter)
- So they just where you going whatcha doing?
Stop! Stop! Take that out your mouth!
The second baby, put it in your mouth see what happen
(laughter)
(applause)
- Because you learn to quit stressing yourself out as much
and that's all it is
Adam probably getting the little less stressed parents
than you got.
That's all it is no favorites.
Brother and Sister, y'all obviously get along.
Y'all came to the show together
So I think your mom and dad did a great job.
Thanks a lot!
You're a good group!
Congratulations!
We'll be right back folks!