- Okay, it's time for us all to sit down
and enjoy family game night.
- My favorite night of the week, yay!
- More like family lame night.
- Okay, it's time to put the phones away,
do not make me drag your father into this.
- Bring me into what?
Oh, oh, it's family game night.
- Ahem!
- Ah, right!
Hey look son, why don't we just all pretend
to enjoy a nice board game.
- Board game?
More like I'm utterly bored of these games (chuckles).
It's not my best joke. - Yeah.
- How could you ever get bored of Monopoly?
- It's monotonous,
it takes hours to play and no one ever wins.
- Again, how could you ever get bored of that?
- On the plus side,
you get to watch your opponents fall into poverty
and go bankrupt.
- Okay, yeah, that is a plus.
- We are not debating the pros and cons of Monopoly, okay?
We are playing this game and having a good time now
or else there's a chance you'll be taking the short line
to jail without passing go
or collecting your allowance for the next two weeks.
- Okay, you got me right where it hurts.
- Before we begin, let's go over all the rules.
I know them all by heart,
but I think some people need to be reminded.
- Mom, it is too quiet.
I can hear myself think too clearly
can I put on my Spotify?
The latest "Taylor's Version" album just came out.
- What is this whole Taylor's Version thing?
What makes these songs more Taylor Swifty
than they were before?
Is there even more cringe-worthy sentimentality?
- How dare you say that about Tay-tay?
- One thing I do admire about it though
is she's making a crap ton of money
reusing the same old material.
It's an ingenious business plan.
- Your brother has a point dear,
maybe some of these songs are a little bit overplayed.
So instead of Taylor Swift, how about
we listen to some of my favorite underground bedroom pop
made by kids your age,'
but with more talent. - Wow.
- Mr. Gurchikov, could you excuse me for a minute?
Look, I am going to need everyone to cut their chatter,
I am working on a crucial business deal right now.
- Why would you walk into a room
where everyone else is hanging out
to make an important call?
- 'Cause this is how you hustle, okay?
You walk and talk.
If my legs are moving,
my brain is moving, capisce?
- Oh, we could listen to the Smooching Bananas
or the Unspeakable Felines.
- This is actually the worst day of my life.
- Or that Indie rapper Five Lined Skink.
- I wanna listen to Taylor Swift!
- Enough with the Taylor Swift already!
I hate Taylor Swift!
I've never even heard any of her music, but I hate her.
- [Mr. Gurchikov] Hello, hello?
What's all this about Taylor Swift?
What are you talking about?
- Oh, well, Mr. Gurchikov-- - (indistinct) ... Swifty.
- You're a Swifty? - That's right.
- (indistinct) ...Taylor's Version. - Okay...
Well- - (indistinct)
- Right, yes exactly, I understand.
Okay, well, good luck
with your future business partnerships.
- (on phone) Goodbye.
- I saw that one coming.
- There's nothing like nature
for getting back in touch with what truly matters.
- Precisely, I read an article in "Forbes"
that said that being out in nature
gave you a greater appreciation for things like
air conditioning and getting to shower everyday.
- Everyday?
- Excuse me, parents
and I use the term loosely,
but this camping trip would have been ten times better
if we had left her at home,
(spiritual chanting)
- How can I appreciate the natural world
while stuck with such an unnatural person?
- Now son, your sister is different, to be sure.
- But?
- That was the end of my sentence.
- Some of us just have a unique way of appreciating things.
- In the metamorphosis of the butterfly, I see myself,
she flaps her wings and I am the hurricane that she creates.
- Maybe she ate a mushroom out of the woods,
one of those special ones.
- It seems pretty normal to me.
- Look can we just make some s'mores
and get this day over with? - Yes, s'mores?
- Finally, something we all can agree on.
- But I always wonder when the marshmallows catch on fire,
do they get sad?
- I've wondered that too.
- Oh my gosh!
- Hey, what did I tell you about terrorizing your brother?
Stop punching him.
- He started it. - Technically he's right.
He was looking at me funny so I did an uppercut to him.
- And technically I was looking at him funny.
- Kids, I know we just left an exhibit
where that gorilla had that zoo keeper in a headlock,
but this is entirely inappropriate, okay?
We are human beings.
This is supposed to be a fun enlightening outing.
- But, mom is not even having fun.
- And this was her idea.
- It's true how can we have fun in a place like this
once you grasp the gravity
of what is happening all around us?
Are we not like these creatures
trapped in our cubicle cages, living out our days,
cut off from instinct
and separated from any sense of primal adventure?
- Well, now, I'm not having any fun.
- So does this mean?
- We blow this popsicle stand and do something
actually adventurous, like go drag racing?
- Whoa, whoa!
Okay, I know I said that we should reconnect
with a sense of adventure, but I didn't mean literally,
I just meant with the idea of adventure.
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