Okay, is this thing on?
Hm, doesn't look like it's in focus.
Tia Frida, how do you work your camera?
I'm trying to shoot my first vlog.
Whoops, that is way too close.
Hi, I'm Ronnie Anne.
And allow me to introduce my co-host, Lincoln Loud.
[giggles]
Um, Lincoln, we're supposed to be doing a vlog,
not dancing in our Ace Savvy costumes.
All right, take two.
I'm Ronnie Anne, and welcome to--
Your beauty inspires my soul!
Carl, your singing is beautiful,
but this isn't a music vlog.
Okay, this is the one.
Hey, I'm Ronnie Anne.
And welcome to my first ever vlog.
Yes, nailed it.
But before we get started, I have to introduce you guys to my co-host,
who's not dancing on his bed.
My favorite Royal Woods resident, Lincoln Loud.
Ronnie Anne, are you there? Hello?
Uh, yeah dork. I just introduced you.
Oh hi, everyone. Welcome to our vlog.
Sorry, Ronnie Anne. I really got into character.
You see, I used to live near Lincoln in Royal Woods,
but I moved to Great Lake City with mi familia, the Casagrandes.
My cousin Carlotta has a fashion vlog, and she suggested I start a series of my own.
Come back here, Lalo! We're not done with the tutorial.
I asked Lincoln to be my co-host.
And here we are. So stick around,
because today we're gonna tell you guys about life in the city, and Royal Woods.
Tell you funny stories about our families and friends.
Some of our favorite things.
And you might learn some brand new things about us.
You know Ronnie Anne, I'm really happy you invited me to be your co-host,
because I've really been looking for a platform to share.
all my greatest Ace Savvy fan theories.
Uh yeah, maybe we'll get to that later.
So, how's life in the big city? How's your family?
It's awesome. But as you know,
living in a big family can get interesting.
Abuela is usually cooking or ridding the apartment of evil spirits.
And spiders.
I was late for school the other day because she had to cleanse my backpack.
Consider yourself lucky.
Lucy keeps trying to bring spirits into our house.
[humming]
Hey Luce.
Hey, what?
Yikes, that's pretty spooky.
Anyway, Abuelo and Bobby run the mercado.
Welcome to the mercado.
Even though Bobby has been accidentally
locking himself in the freezer a lot lately.
And my cousins are always getting into wild adventures.
And show time!
And Sergio says hi.
So does Lalo.
Plus, my best friend in the city, Sid, lives right upstairs.
We do everything together.
Speaking of Sid though, yesterday she lost a sloth in my room
and I can't find it.
A sloth?
Yeah, her mom works at the zoo
and is always bringing home all types of exotic animals.
Well, I've got some experience with missing animals.
Lana's always misplacing her reptiles.
[screaming]
Why is a snake in my sock drawer?
Uh, she needed a warm spot to lay eggs.
Can you help me look for it?
Here, check out my room.
Everyone at home, I need your help too. Do you see Sid's sloth?
Let's see. Hm, I don't see anything.
Wait, I think I see him on the bed.
Oh, that? No, that's my teddy bear, Osito.
My dad gave it to me. You got Bun-Bun, I've got Osito.
Anyway, if any of you at home see the sloth,
let me know where you find him so I can give him back to Sid.
What about you, Lincoln? What's new with you?
Oh, you know, the usual. My family got stranded on a deserted island.
Wait, what?
Yeah, we rented a boat from Flip, that was our first mistake.
Yeah, the only thing you should buy from Flip is flippies.
That's what I was thinking. Anyway, our boat sank
and then we were stuck on an island with wild animals like monkeys.
Monkeys are cool though.
Not when they're eating your remaining food supply.
There was even quicksand.
[gasping]
Wait, I got this.
[all yelling]
Cool.
Ronnie Anne, I don't think you're grasping the gravity of the situation we were in.
I would have done anything for some good old fashioned electricity and some Wi-Fi.
It's funny you say that, because I've been trying not to use electricity.
I'm trying to help my family to cut back on the bill.
I've been there before.
[music blasting]
We've got to reduce our eco-footprint.
Hopefully I can get my sisters on board.
[all yelling]
Or not.
It's harder than it looks. It was driving my whole family nuts,
especially my mom.
[laughing]
We couldn't figure out who was using all the electricity,
but then we found out Sergio was having parties in the mercado.
[disco music playing]
Sergio!
We're busted.
What? That's wild. Although my pets have been known to cause trouble too.
[barking]
[meowing and tweeting]
You know Ronnie Anne, I was thinking since this is our first upload and all,
maybe we could tell these guys a little bit about ourselves,
like some of our favorite things,
and then maybe one thing that no-one knows about us.
That's a great idea Lincoln.
I'll start. My favorite music is definitely K-Pop.
There's this band called Twelve Is Midnight.
Sid and I listen and dance to them all the time.
When our families aren't interrupting.
Mija!
Hey Abuela, what's going on?
Favorite music's easy. Mine is Smooch.
Me and Clyde got to see them in concert once.
This is awesome!
Careful guys. Cradle the neck.
And my sisters actually got them to show up and perform at my house.
How cool is that?
♪ Lincoln Loud, Lincoln Loud ♪
♪ The best dang brother anywhere around ♪
Wow, the guys are never going to believe this.
We wouldn't, except we're right here.
Mr. Grouse wasn't too happy about that though.
I'll pay you just to stop making that horrible racket.
Okay, next up, favorite food.
Oh, I know yours and it's gross.
This is my favorite sandwich, Lily.
Peanut butter and sauerkraut.
I'll have you know, sauerkraut and peanut butter sandwiches
are for sophisticated palettes.
It was actually a complete accident.
I was trying to find the perfect sandwich combo.
Bananas and mayo, baked beans and pickles.
I even tried a bread sandwich, which is bread in bread.
I don't think that counts as a sandwich.
I settled for straight up peanut butter,
my dad walked in with a bowl of sauerkraut,
slipped on one of Luan's banana peels and boom, flavor explosion.
Not gonna lie Lincoln, everything you just mentioned sounds gross.
I mean, would you guys make a sauerkraut, peanut butter sandwich at home?
On the other hand, my favorite food is delicious.
The Great Lakes dog with the works.
Morning Bruno. I'll have the Great Lakes City special.
One dog dragged through the garden.
You want a hot dog with the works?
- At 9 AM? - Yup.
You have to come and try one, Link.
Your taste buds will be blown away.
Okay, what's next?
Favorite activity?
Mine is definitely reading comics in my undies.
Yeah, I still don't understand why you have to be in your undies,
but whatever floats your boat.
Mine would definitely have to be skateboarding.
I've gotten really good since I moved to the city.
[guitar playing]
- Yeah! - Oh yeah!
Okay, last one, favorite TV show.
Mine has to be ARG.
One time Clyde and I actually got to go ghost hunting with Hunter Specter.
Follow my lead.
Now!
[both yelling]
It's working!
- Ah-ha, we got him! - We got him!
- Yeah! - Incredible.
That is awesome, and a little scary.
Honestly, Hunter Specter should hire Abuela to help him.
She has so many tricks to get rid of evil spirits.
That would be amazing. What's your favorite show?
So, I used to think the show was too campy,
but right now my favorite show is this telenovela I watch with my family
called Adios Ana, Adios.
Check out a clip from the show.
That's our hero. Ana Ronalda.
She's an orphan raised by her grandparents.
Oh, oh! Here come the bad guys!
Dános todo el dinero.
Pero somos pobres, no tenemos nada.
[yelling]
Whoa, Ronnie Anne she looks just like you.
I know, right? Ana kicks butt too.
My family and I watch every episode.
I'll try and watch,
but my sisters usually beat me to the TV to watch Vampires Of Melancholia.
Luan says they're starting a fang club.
Clever.
Yeah, but Lucy's pet bat Fangs thought it was a club for him
and he's been sulking in the vents lately.
At least it's not pigeons. They can get pretty wild in the city.
Which bird call are you gonna use? The plum-throated cotinga?
[imitating bird call]
[birds cooing]
Ah! Just text me!
Okay, so now we have to share one thing that no-one knows about us.
Mine is that I have a lucky sock.
It might sound weird, but I've been wearing this sock for a lot of
awesome events in my life. I was wearing this when Smooch came to my house,
when Clyde and I tried our Summer bucket list,
and I was even wearing it when a bird pooped on my head.
That's luck on top of luck.
Yeah, I guess you can call it that.
Okay, I guess it's my turn. So we both love video games.
Right.
And I haven't told anyone,
but lately I've been playing this corn farming simulator called Dusty Huskers.
Dusty Huskers?
Yeah, it's awesome.
I can't stop playing. You harvest as much corn for the season as possible
and you get to have your own livestock.
This is Milkshake.
And this is Vincent Van Goat. He's missing an ear.
Cool. Can we play next time I visit?
Definitely.
Kids, come on down!
Uh-oh Ronnie Anne, looks like it's dinner time. I've gotta go.
Yeah, I should go too. If I don't help Abuela make her tamales,
Bobby might try and eat them all.
[sniffing]
No. Roberto, there are only enough tamales for dinner.
[yelling]
Well, that's it for now.
Phew, we did it Ronnie Anne. Our very first post.
Let us know what you wanna see in our next vlog.
- See ya. - Smell you later.