Ever since Uncle Roger review Epicurious egg fried rice weejio
I fall in love with queen of flavour: Auntie Esther
She's so good at pounding, fuiyoh!
so Uncle Roger do what every thirsty middle age uncle do
I slide into Auntie Esther DM
And she actually reply
Well, you're not the only thirsty one, Uncle Roger
Welcome to my restaurant
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I always see you through screen, it's nice to see you in person
Much better in person, right?
I don't know yet
I think through screen better
So what are you doing in my city, Uncle Roger?
Uncle Roger actually doing stand-up show here, with my nephew Nigel
You want to come?
I'll be there
OK, cool
What Auntie Esther don't know, is that when she come to show later
Uncle Roger gonna bring her up on stage with me as a surprise
And ask her one super important question
Oh yeah, niece and nephew
Uncle Roger on tour right now
Go get ticket!
So we're making your favourite:
Chicken curry with cheese katsu on ramen noodles
That three of my favourite thing
Curry, ramen and Auntie Esther
You know I had to bust out your favourite kitchen equipment
The mortar and pestle
You can do the pounding, I'll just watch
What? You don't want to pound
I'm all about the pounding too, better be good at it
Uncle Roger need to win Auntie Esther approval
Cumin seeds
Dry Curry leaves
I know you've made Curry many times
Have you ever seen 14 spices that go in curry?
No, no, don't show this to Jamie Oliver
He gonna be like:
Oh, he's gonna be confused
14 things I don't know about
Emotional damage
Jamie olive oil
I'm a fan of Jamie
You a fan of...
Haiya
Why? am I gonna get canceled now?
Yeah, all my fans are gonna cancel you, you like Jamie Oliver
Haiya
What else you like, BBC food?
Red chilli, star anise, fenugreek, Indian bay leaves
Kashmiri chilli, let's start pounding, what are you doing?
Too much shit in there
Uncle Roger I usually cover this when I pounding
But for the camera
Dude, you getting shit everywhere
Just for the camera
You never pound for camera before?
You have to let make it look good
Pornhub would like this
Pornhub actually follow Uncle Roger on Instagram
That my backup career
I saw that
The title of my video gonna be Uncle Roger pounding Auntie Esther
Search that on Pornhub
You wish, in your dreams?
In my dream?
In your dreams
In my dream, I can pound anyone, why I want to pound you?
How bad is your neighborhood?
Police ambulance everywhere
This is Flatbush Avenue in New York City, okay?
Get with the program, it's New York
Your pestle and mortar too small
It's spilling everywhere
We like it tight here, okay?
This what you think tight is?
Is this, you think this tight?
Tired?
Yeah, give me massage, Auntie Esther
You give me a massage
Just kidding, no
No, you can't touch me
Why not?
No!
Why not?
You don't like my camera on
You wish
No?
No
Off-camera please
Off-camera? Okay
Cut, cut, cut now, cut!
You gonna do some stuff, you got backroom?
So we're Korean Eatery, it's called Mok Bar
And we've opened three or four locations
And we also have a lineup ghost kitchens as well, nationwide
What is that?
Ghost kitchen is a faceless restaurant that's more online based
Why don't you open proper restaurant, why just ghost kitchen?
Because I want to make money
Money? Uncle Roger don't have money, that's why my ex-wife left
I too poor
That's why you always that orange POLO
You only have one outfit
Do you have a lot of money?
I mean... not little
I think Uncle Roger gonna stop doing YouTube now
Aunty Esther gonna feed me
Yeah right, get in line
What that glove?
This is my serial killer gloves
Uncle Roger actually really enjoy that
Do that again
Jesus!
Chicken thigh
You've seen one of these before
What is that
It's called meat mallet
Oh, my parents used to beat me with that
With this side or the side
Both side
Both side? No wonder you look like that
You have to be gentle but also fierce
Okay
Pretty good
I have a plethora of options for pounding
A rolling pin
Oh my God
Imagine someone's face here, that you hate
Auntie Esther face
But you look like you already been hit like this
Over and over again
Okay
Well, you look like you've been hit by this
Why you have so much thing like this in your kitchen?
What is this, fifty shade of orange, is it?
No
Some people prefer it girthy
More stuff
I told you
I don't mess around
So, if you don't have a rolling pin or meat mallet, you can also use a heavyset pan
This auntie so violent
You need therapy
I think that why you single
Who said I'm single? there's a line out the door,okay
What line? she keep saying line, camera see
It empty!
She keep saying got line, she delusional
You don't need to touch the chicken, only I touch the meat
Why?
I come all the way up here from London
To touch me?
To touch your meat
No
Special, you got to earn it
We have mozzarella cheese, and we gonna cut it
That what you get when you eat at Auntie Esther restaurant
Paper in your food
We making a cheese Katsu
The cheeses in the middle, so when you cut open, it'll like ooze out
Do you ever have this before?
So squirting
No Uncle Roger never seen that before
You want to touch the meat?
Yeah
God
So gross
Looks like a pet
This what my puppy look like when car run over him
That to keep it nice and tight
The shape is the most important thing right
Do you agree?
It has to taste good also, not just about the look
It's about both, everything counts in my kitchen
Is that why you have exposed wire everywhere?
Because everything count?
Exposed wires so appetizing
Put that in your pocket
See? carry it everywhere
Is that chicken katsu in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
Maybe both
Oh my God
Make sure you grab the right thing
Okay so now we're gonna make the curry
Butter
We add some flour to that
Remember that pounding you did with all the 14 spices
We gonna add that
Cook it, make sure there is no lump
Then sweating the onions
Garlic, and ginger, carrots
Uncle Roger don't like vegetable
What?
No, why?
It build stamina, vegetable
Stamina? Uncle Roger got a lot of that
Have you not see my pounding? Pound for 3 hours
Need to see a little bit more than that, alright
Three hour not enough for you?
Uncle Roger need to go to sleep
I'd like all day fair
That why you need a line of men
They take turn
Exactly
You let that cook cook cook
Do we approve?
Smells pretty good, right?
Just smell like curry
You know Japanese and Korean Curry, it's very different
Yeah, you stole it from India
Uncle Roger gonna find Indian Auntie next time
I like you to try
Less dirty
You're not into my dirty jokes?
I'm a chef, Uncle Roger
Oh, Auntie Liz dirty also, so I understand
Auntie Liz and Auntie Esther are good friends
Auntie Liz just got new baby, you know that?
I do know that
Where your baby?
Congradualtions to her
How old are you now? Where the baby?
I'm too young for babies
English peas
Pea? no
English food...
I come all the way here and you make me English food
Fresh peas, it's in season
Of course, you know what this is
THe king of flavour, MSG, fuiyoh!
That is gross
Gross, here you go, your turn
Do you like MSG?
I'd rather do a line
Let's do a line, come, give me your credit card
I mean, actually it's pretty good
My whole mouth is tingling now
Lick it off my finger
You lick it off your finger
I thought you like licking thing
Not licking you
My finger not girthy enough for you?
No, no, definitely not
Damn that's a lot of MSG
Simmer for about 20 to 25 minutes
The chicken, we just gonna bread and fry it
Okay Uncle Roger cook the ramen noodles
Yes please
Just put in boiling water for 1 minute
Now we're ready to plate
We got our ramen noodles which we gonna just
Oh we cook that for 10 minutes now
I took it out, okay, you forgot about it
Uncle Roger forgot I cooking noodles
Maybe I just want to spend more time with you so I fuck it up on purpose
Jesus
Fuiyoh, this look so good
The moment of truth
It's hot, careful
Come on, we'll see
This will get my final approval
It good, it good
Yeah?
What about ramen?
You call that licking? Haiya
Good?
Yeah I approve
So good, so spicy
I can taste all the MSG in there
Is you mouth tingling?
That's because you nervous around me
No
Auntie Esther
She actually in crowd tonight, fuiyoh
Do you guys want to see her come on stage with me?
Come, come, Auntie Esther, come, over there
This best chef in New York
She run okay Korean shop
Says the guy who came to eat two days in a row
Yeah yeah
She keep giving me free food
So Auntie Esther, Uncle Roger feel very lucky to know the most beautiful chef
the most talented, most beautiful chef
So Uncle Roger have one question for you
Do you have Nigella Lawson number
She wouldn't want me to give it to you, so sorry
Really? Haiya
Do you want to come visit me in London?
I'll give you a pack of MSG if you're coming to see me in London
This is how Uncle Roger bribe women, with white powder
Do you guys want to see Auntie Esther go to London?
Yeah!
Esther! Esther! Esther!
Okay okay okay, fine!
Fine? Fuiyoh!
Niece and nephew, come check out Mok Bar
The foods here are so good
We're in New York City, Chelsea Market and Brooklyn, and Midtown
So many restaurant
Cheers, thank you for coming
Of course, thank you for making me food
You make Uncle Roger feel so special
You are special, Uncle Roger
Okay, you got something right over there
What do you think of my pounding so far?
Alright it's okay, but maybe you want to do like some different motions
Instead of just doing bam-bam bam
You know, you want to be like a little gentle but fierce
Boring if you just do one motion
Getting schooled on pounding
Maybe that why my ex-wife left
I just go in and out
Like a jackrabbit
Which one your favourite, Auntie Esther?
Your favorite motion
I'm not gonna tell you that
Because that's for you to find out, you know
I gonna find out later anyway, just tell me now
No, no, I don't kiss and tell
Do you fuck and tell?
That's too dirty, can't do that, bloopers, bloopers!
We have to stand closer, it look better on the wideshot
Stand closer to you?
Yeah, yeah
I don't want to stand close to you
Then just put up with it
You should be scared
After all the pounding today
So scary
Yeah, everyone scared of me
Not just a pretty face
Not just a pretty face, I can actually cook
So you better than Nigella Lawson
I love Nigella by the way
Really?
I'm a fan
Haiya why you like all the people I don't like?
I thought you liked Nigella
Not her cooking, just her face
Just her face
Gosh, you're so picky
She need to get out the kitchen
That's not going in, too antagonizing
Why don't you lick it, so we don't waste it
Your turn
No
Lick it, why?
Do it again, slower for camera
No
Suddenly so shy
Come on I got to still maintain some sort of image
Epicurious still gonna hire you, it okay