I know what you're thinking.
Noah Flynn is stupid hot,
but Lee and I developed a list of friendship rules.
Lee was responsible for rule number nine,
which specifically states:
"Relatives of your best friend
are totally off-limits."
I know that we don't really see eye to eye on things,
but I'm… I'm desperate.
So, maybe if you could just stop by the booth
for a little…
I don't know. I just…
It would mean a lot to me.
I know that you were probably expecting Olivia,
so we don't have to do anything
if you don't want to.
Erm, truth be told, I've never kissed anyone before.
It's not that I haven't
wanted to, don't get me wrong.
Sophomore year spring fling,
I was dancing with Randy Melrose.
You know, a romantic song came on.
I was like: "What will happen?",
but… Until it just didn't--
I cannot just be another one of your conquests.
Is that what you think of me?
That's what everyone thinks of you.
Don't forget we're going out on Saturday
to celebrate your big news.
We don't have to, mum.
Of course we do!
It's not every day you get accepted
to an Ivy League school.
Which school?
Harvard.
Are you shitting me?
That's amazing!
Ok.
Here's how this is going to work.
Rules.
If we do this, nobody can know.
Ok?
At least until… I figure out a way to tell Lee.
It has to be that way.
Is there something going on between you two?
No, no. Nothing is going on.
Ok.
What the fuck?
Lee? I can explain.
-Unbelievable. -Wait, no!
Stay here, please.
You were never meant to find out this way.
Seems like I was never meant to find out
at all, doesn't it?
Hey, lay off her, Lee.
It's not like it's all Elle's fault.
You're trying to tell me that
you two have not slept together?
I knew it.
So you really just have been fucking my brother
and lying to me.
You're acting like a hurt little bitch!
-Noah, get off him! -Stop!
Why did you come downstairs?
I told you to stay inside!
It's like you wanted to make things worse!
What is wrong with you?
You cannot pin all this on me.
Just leave me alone.
No problem.
Elle.
I think you're next up.
I'm sorry, Noah.
I can't.
Elle, wait. Please.
Elle.
Why?
Because I love you.
Standing here,
in front of everyone,
I'm telling you
that I love you.
I'm sorry.
I just…
I can't keep hurting people that I care about
because of you.
I was wrong.
But I'd be lying to you again
if I didn't tell you that I love him
with every bit of my heart.
Sitting here in front of…
no one in particular,
I'm saying I love you.
And I love you.
Goodbye.
Come on, Shelly. Don't say it like that.
I'll see you soon and you can come and visit.
-We can make this work. -Ok, stop.
And don't turn back for a final wave.
That is way too cheesy and romantic.
Even for me.
Why were you so upset when you left?
I guess I was looking at
this whole life that you have out there without me
and I'm…
I'm definitely not used to seeing you around
all those college girls.
Elle, I told you Chloe's just a friend.
I want to believe you.
There's no reason you shouldn't.
If you're telling me that nothing has happened,
then I believe you.
I just wanted to wish you luck
for your competition tomorrow.
You remembered.
Of course I remembered.
I wish I could be there.
[inaudible] that you kissed him,
but I need you to tell me anything.
Do you love him?
Please try to remember what I'm about to say.
It's you, Noah.
It's always been you.
When you get off the wait list for Harvard,
maybe you and I could go off campus
and get an apartment together.
Wait, you mean like…
Like get our own place?
Yeah. Look.
I've been online all day.
There are some pretty cool places.
I got off the wait list.
Harvard.
What?
I thought you could use a night in.
You deserve it.
What's wrong?
I have this thing with Lee
and we've been planning it for weeks--
Please don't tell me it's a bucket list thing.
I'm sorry. I feel horrible.
You're actually going to go?
I made you dinner.
It's not like I want to go, Noah.
We're going to be in Boston together all next year.
I just feel like I'm leaving him all alone at Berkeley.
Me asking you to come to Boston isn't some, like,
evil plot to make you leave Lee behind.
No. I'm not… That's not what I'm saying at all.
Listen, I'm going to be back in an hour, ok?
I swear.
Alright. Do whatever you want.
You know what? I…
I don't like fighting.
Me neither.
But I'll fight for you.
I'll fight for you, too.
You know what I keep thinking about?
Why the guy that you kissed in front of the whole world
is wearing the costume that you asked me to wear.
-Why is he wearing it? -Noah!
You always just pull things way out of proportion.
It's very clear that he's still after you and if you--
He's not. Nothing's going on between Marco and me.
If you think that he's not still after you,
then you're being naïve.
It's embarrassing.
You still want Elle.
And everybody here knows that.
I said shut up.
The sooner you get that into your thick skull,
the sooner you can--
Noah!
I'm not doing this.
I know better than trying to stop you going to Boston.
But, if you do decide to go,
it's not going to be with me.
So, that's… it?
The fact that we love each other means nothing?
I do love you, but…
Maybe sometimes loving each other
just isn't enough.
-Hey Shelly. -Hi Noah.
It's been a long time.
You seem so grown up.
I was going to say the same thing about you.
You know, if feels like yesterday you were just
crashing your scooter down the driveway.
Well, I'm a much better driver now.
Oh.
I even have my own motorcycle.
Really?
Ok, well.
I mean, when I'm in town again,
we should go for a ride together.
I mean, if you'd like that.
I would like that. That sounds fun.
Well, I've got to…
I've got to go and see some friends
and I've got an early flight, so…
No, of course.
But I'll… No, no. I'll call you, ok?
Sure. Yeah, if you've got time.
I've got time.
-I'm going to go. -Ok.
-Ok. -Alright.
-I'll see you later. -Ok.
-See you. Ok, bye. -Bye.