-♫ It´s the "Wheel of Impressions ♫
-Now, how it works is we´re gonna take turns
hitting this button right here,
which activates the Impression Generator.
-[ Laughs ] -It´ll land one one
random celebrity that we can do impressions of.
-Right. -And then, one random topic.
So whoever´s turn it is has to do an impression
of that celebrity talking about that topic.
Sara, since you´re my guest,
why don´t you go first?
[ Beeping ]
-Are you gonna give me that mic?
Kathleen Turner...
Kathleen Turner talking about Slip N´ Slides.
So you have to talk about Slip N´ Slides.
-Okay. -I have a microphone for you.
-You can look into that camera there.
-Is this Kathleen Turner 20 years ago,
or Kathleen Turner today?
Today -- I´m gonna do today.
-If you close your eyes, this is Kathleen Turner today...
-[ As Kathleen Turner ] Oh, listen, Jimmy, believe me.
[ Laughter ]
I know all about Slip N´ Slides.
I walked that long, lonely crocodile mile.
[ Laughter ]
And it always ends the same way.
You run, you slide, you hit the bump,
and you take a dive.
[ Laughter ]
-Come on. [ Ding ]
[ Band plays ] Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
She does Kathleen Turner so good!
Okay, this is my turn right here.
Let´s see what I get here.
[ Beeping ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
All right. Al Pacino... Now, this is not saying
if it´s young Al Pacino or old Al Pacino.
I´ll do both.
-Show-off. -I´ll do young Al Pacino
talking to old Al Pacino about Fidget Spinners.
All right, here we go.
-[ As young Al Pacino ] Oh, boy.
[ Laughter ]
You gotta see these Fidget Spinners.
They spin, and all your problems go away.
[ As old Al Pacino ] Oh, ah, it is absolutely amazing,
spinning round and round and round and round!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Ding ]
[ Band plays ]
[ Normal voice ] I don´t know what I´m doing, I don´t know.
-I like how you almost threw your neck out doing that.
You´re like, "Round and round!" And it´s like, I got nervous!
-Young Al Pacino almost sounded like Ray Ramano at one point.
Okay, yeah. [ Laughter ]
All right, you´re up. You can press the button.
[ Beeping ]
Okay, Holly Hunter talking about a gas station.
I love Holly Hunter.
-[ As Holly Hunter ] I love her, too.
This is great, Jimmy.
[ Laughter ]
This is so great.
I mean, this is so superior to that service station
on Wilshire.
So, you got -- This is great, Jimmy.
This is so great. I love this.
I love this so much.
Okay, you got all sorts of snacks --
Skittles, Starburst, sunflower seeds
if you´re trying to watch your sugar.
[ Laughter ]
[ Normal voice ] That´s it. [ Ding ]
[ Band plays ] -Oh, my God!
You could do that all night!
That is so -- I can´t top that.
All right. I´m gonna go anyway, though.
Here we go.
[ Beeping ]
Zak de la Rocha from "Rage Against the Machine"...
-No, come on.
-McDonald´s drive thru.
[ Laughter ]
Questlove, you´re laughing already.
[ Laughter ]
All right.
Could you give me a little something?
Zak de la Rocha from "Rage Against the Machine,"
I love them. All right, here go.
[ Electric guitar plays ]
-[ As Zak de la Rocha ] ♫ Some of us who want nuggets ♫
♫ Are the same that want sauces ♫
♫ French fry guy ♫
♫ Oh, my my ♫
♫ Get an apple pie ♫
♫ McDonald´s drive thru ♫
♫ We do wherever ♫
[ Ding ]
♫ Got the emoji in my Happy Meal ♫
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That was very good. -[ Normal voice ] No, no.
-That was very good. -No.
-There were nuggets, there were emojis,
there were lots of things going on.
Happy Meals, yeah.
-Sara, this is up to you. This is the last one,
so please. -No pressure, Jimmy.
Is this thing even on? If not, it´s a trick!
-That´s fake. That´s a rubber chicken.
-Yeah, this thing is not on.
Oh, now it is.
Very good.
[ Laughter ]
Very, very well done.
[ Laughter ]
They responded to me. -Yeah, they really did.
Yeah, you banged it on the desk. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, "Is this thing on?" Now it´s broken, okay.
[ Beeping ]
[ Cheers ]
Drew Barrymore, basically my sister-in-law,
we love Drew. She´s family.
-[ As Drew Barrymore ] I love her.
This is so -- I´m so -- Thank you.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Thank you.
I´m just gonna -- I´m so honored to be
in attendance today.
Okay, thank you so much.
Thank you.
-Are you talking about a substitute teacher?
-I´m talking about substitute teaching.
I´m so, so grateful to be here.
-But who is the teacher?
-Her name is Abby, Abby Adamson.
And, oh, my gosh.
Abby, I love your name so much.
It´s like Aaaaah...
-Sarah Paulson! [ Ding ]
You can´t beat that.
[ Band plays ] [ Cheers and applause ]
You cannot beat that with a bat, come on.
Sarah Paulson!
That is all the time we have for "Wheel of Impressions!"