Welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
Today, folks, is a special day. It's Martin Luther King's birthday! And in honor of that, we had a light donated by BLH Productions.
It's an African-American light, so...
Jon: Jory, don't you mean "black light"?
Uh, no, they actually don't like to be called that. It's just an African-American light. And you know? I have a dream that this will be in my microwave in the next five minutes!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number-one concern. That's why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield. It's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts!
*electricity sound*
We also have these fans, to circulate the air, and, as always, the Panasonic microwave. Her name is Whoopi. It's not Sharp or anything!
Jon: It's not Whoopi Goldberg, is it?
No!
Jon: We never give any of our microwaves a last name!
It's "Caron"!
Jon: "Whoopi Caron"?!
Jon: Oh! I just got it!
I make them take my last name, and then, I kill 'em!
Jon: Dude, you have more wives than a Mormon!
They want pre-nups, I'm, like, "No!"
Jory: Okay, so let's go ahead and put this in there.
Jon: Oh, yeah! Black light, black light! Wait, wait, wait! African-American light!
Jory: Yeah, it's an African-American light, and don't ever disrespect them like that again! Or Whoopi will kick your ass!
Jon: Whoopi's black, too! She knows what this is about! Black power!
So, I wonder how long I'm gonna put that in there for?
Jon: Two-and-a-half minutes, dude!
Riley: Prediction before we go? Instant awesomeness?
Instant gratification?
Jon: Yes, just like the black people had when they came to America... Oh, wait! That was slavery!
Yeah. At least they had jobs, right?
Jon: (laughs) Hey-hey!
Jon: Alright, here it goes! Awesome! Nice, dude!
Jory: It's like the glow stick! It's like a purple glow stick!
Jon: Kinda, but, you know, it's a light, so not quite!
Jory: And it's way brighter than it was when it was inside the tube. I love how it's pulsating!
Jon: I think it's pretty sweet that I'm seeing more blue light on camera than I am in person!
Jory: Really?
Jon: Which is really interesting!
Jory: Oh, wow! That's really blue! Does it have a UV filter?
Jon: I don't know, but it seems like the camera is picking up extra UV rays that we can't see with our normal eyes. 'Cause you guys at home are seeing all this blue!
Jon: At home, we're just seeing the light glowing! Awesome stuff, man!
Jory: Although, at home, do you see it pulsating back and forth? (makes electricity-like sounds)
Jon: Did it just die out on us? Whoa!
Jory: Oh, a hole definitely opened up into it, I think, though.
Riley: Oh, great...
Jon: Did it break? Did it burst?
Jory: Well, the end looks like it's fire-tastic right now.
Riley: I think she's shot... Oh, wait! There's fire...
Jon: Whoa! What was that?!
Jory: It's on fire now!
Jon: Awesome!
Jory: Let's just let this one work itself out.
Jon: Aw, yeah! African-American light, you have not let us down! Whoever said you were 3/5 of a light, you were dead wrong!
Jory: Okay, I think that's probably good for this.
Jon: Yeah, we can probably cut out the racist jokes, too!
Jory: Okay, let's see what we did in here!
Jon: That's a new smell!
Jory: What's it smell like?
Jon: I don't know! It's actually probably an old smell, but I haven't smelt it in awhile, so it feels new! Hey! Everything looks alright!
Jory: (singing) Everything is gonna be alright!
Jon: That's probably your problem right there, Jory- you've got a hole in the back of your light!
Jory: Yeah, probably. So, it looked like when we were microwaving it, it was actually brighter than it would be in the fluorescent holder for it.
Jon: So, it actually increased its amplitude! Way to go, Whoopi!
Yeah! So, if you want to be empowered, stick yourself inside of a microwave!
Jon: Yes! Stick your long, fluorescent tube inside Whoopi!
Jory: I'm gonna say it's a good idea! And that's it for "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
*end credits play*
Jon: Let's start off close and pull out.
Oh, yeah! That's what she said!
Oh, and don't worry- we still have two more episodes in this season, but they aren't gonna take place here. Hint, hint! Because it's too dangerous!
Jon: For the laboratory!
Oh, oh! Am I feeling some excitement? Is it palpable? Can I taste it? I think I can! Can you taste it right now?
I can taste a LOT of things right now!
Jon: I think it's the battery acid!
Jory: I think it's the filet of fish right there! That was the worst day!