- Hey! Hey Pear! Pear!
- Oh man. Best purchase ever.
I've finally got some peace and quiet.
(seed bounces) OW!
What do you want?
- Erm... I don't even remember anymore.
- (groans angrily)
Why can't you just be quiet for one minute?
- Quiet? That's no fun.
Pineapple: [softly] Well there's plenty of fun in quiet.
- Um... did you hear something?
Pineapple: I said quiet can be plenty of fun.
- Yeah, something like "Sprite cans be emptying guns."
- Wha--? No way, it wasn't me!
I didn't empty a gun at anybody!
Dude was already dead when I got there, I swear!
- There he is! - Take him down.
- Huagh! (all clatter)
Pineapple: That's not what I said.
I said "Quiet can be plenty of fun."
- Yeah, that's what I've been saying.
So can we all just settle down and--
(leaves rustling) Oh...what is that?
Ohhh...oooh...
- It's called A-S-M-R.
Autonomous sensory meridian response.
I play these sounds to help you relax.
- Oh, it's working.
Can you do any more?
Oh, yeah. Now that hit the spot.
- Oh, oh! I wanna try ABCR.
- Not a problem, Orange.
The key to ASMR...
...is to take your favorite little sounds...
...and get them real close to the microphone so--
- How's this? (nails screeching on chalkboard)
- Argh! Dude!
- (laughs)
- Try something simple, Orange,
like... blowing into the microphone.
See?
(inhales briefly, softly; exhales softly)
- Oh, yeah. Now that's what I'm talking about.
- Okay. (exhales softly, sneezes)
Ho-ho-ho-ho! Boom goes the "dyna-mic."
(laughs)
- That's it! Where did those headphones go?
- Okay-okay-okay-okay. Let me try again.
I'm gonna get this. Back to the drawing board.
(writing ideas)
- Yes. Orange, that's it.
- Which one do you like the most?
The smelly burp or random yelping?
- No, no. The pencil.
The writing. Keep writing ideas.
The sound the pencil is making is perfect.
- Alright. If you say so.
Hmm...(writing ideas)
- Okay, good. I found my headph--
Whoa, hey. That's pretty good.
I didn't know Orange could--
- Pear, I'm gonna need you to bite down.
This is a quiet sound.
You're messing with the whole vibe here.
- I AM the quiet one. He's--
- Shh. Now, Orange,
let's see that beautiful list you got there,
and show it to me nice and slow.
- Um, okay.
(paper ripping)
- Let's see. "Cat on a keyboard?"
"Motorcycle in a bathtub?"
Not quite the quiet vibe we're going for.
Let's just stick to the writing.
- (throws paper, groans)
(writing ideas, groaning)
(suspenseful music plays)
So, I think you might wanna--
- Shh.
- But there's a-- - Writing, Orange.
Just stick to the writing.
- (grunting)
- What's this? "Knife?"
Well that's not very calming.
Orange, I-I feel like you're not even trying.
[getting louder] I mean, ASMR is about calming sounds;
it's about relaxation; it's not about loud noises
like burps or yelps or motorcycles in bathtubs or--
- Chops? - Exactly.
What do chopping sounds
have to do with calming yourself and--
- No! Chops!
- [softly again] Huh?
(screaming)
- Argh-o!
- (screams)
- HEY! Keep it down!
(insides squirming)
Much better.
- Eh, Pineapple's right.
This ASMR stuff is really relaxing.
[both yawn]
Orange: Wow! Look at all these questions you've been asking.
Whoa. There are so many questions it's melting my computer.
That really "mega-bytes."
(chuckles)
I better start knocking some questions out quick.
(laughs) Knife!