-You can write any word and it will appear? Whoa!
-SHUT UP!
Man, I can't wait to help a bunch of people by solving fun puzzles.
[sobs]
What's wrong, lady?
My cat's stuck in this tree.
Leave it to me.
I'll get it.
[chuckles]
Is this your cat? [laughs]
Here you go!
Aw, you just made my day.
Would you say I made it "purr-fect"?
Get it? [chuckles]
I don't get it.
[groans]
Thanks for leaving the ladder there, you butt hole surfer!
And can you believe that the Governor had all those heads?
-How could Andrea be so stupid? -La, la, la. La, la, la, la, la.
Can I be of service?
Yes, thank you so much.
This stupid guy won't stop spoiling The Walking Dead.
Oh, and then Daryl..what's the deal with that?
I mean, how are you going to kill your only living--
Come on, man!
I've only made it halfway through the second season!
Well, it's your fault for not keeping up!
Anyway, can you believe that Andrea was locked in that room with that zombie?
[obnoxious man] And, let's be honest, I mean the coolest part was when Daryl--
Thank you so much, man.
I cannot stand people like that.
It's just like my mom, when she saw The Sixth Sense.
She was like, "Oh Bruce Willis is dead the whole time."
Some people, right?
Come on, man!
I haven't seen that movie yet!
Seriously? It's been, like, 15 years, man.
What the hell's wrong--
Make me a balloon.
Uh...you've got it...guy.
Uh, how do you spell it again?
Wait, uh...
No.
What the--
What's is that--
It's spelled with two L's.
Yeah, I know that.
Uh, give me a second.
I thought it was--
It has two L's.
Okay, don't help me! I got this, god damn it.
I'm the expert, okay?
So shut up!
Come on!
No.
Come on, come on.
What?!
Can I just give you something else?
Okay.
[slurred[ Make me a pirate ship.
Okay, that's kind of weird, but...okay.
No, I said a pirate ship!
No!
[groans]
Can I be of service?
Oh my god! What is with--ugh!
What?
Uh...nothing.
I'll help you.
Just don't let your face touch my face.
Oh. What's wrong with my face, huh?
Well...you have Herpes.
No, I don't!
Yeah, you do.
Okay, I might get an occasional cold sore here or there,
but it's really not that big of a deal.
Fine, fine.
Cold sores!
It's okay. This is an easy fix.
My ex-girlfriend had the same kind of thing.
You know, it's fine.
Oh! Why would you give me this?
I don't have Herpes, for the last time!
It's cold sores!
In fact, 70% of Americans have cold sores, okay?
Okay, I'm pretty sure that cold sores is just a nice way of saying "Herpes".
Oh, that's it!
I'll give you a sore, you little bitch!
No, no, no!
Whoa!
[cat yowls]
Wait, wait, I'm sorry!
L-let me make it up to you.
Oooh! What's in the box?
I hope it's not my wife's head, like in that Brad Pitt movie, Seven.
WELL I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT MOVIE YET!
No, no, no, no, no.
They're cold sores, you butt hole surfer!
To see bloopers and behind-the-scenes footage
Leap frog me!
Click the video right here!
No.
[slurred] Click the subscribe button to get a pile of shit!
No, no, I said a pirate ship. F*ck it.
[flies buzz]