I'm glad you brought me here to remind me that, I'm a dwarf and the world is not made for dwarfs.
Hold on no, that's not why I. Okay, sorta its like
AYOO! Good morning Logang! What's poppin?
I'm just chillin' with these glasses on. No prescription, but they look good.
No, for real though. Ahh im so Hollywood.
Hello. Hi.
Hey buddy oh cause I'm hollywood
Oh, the door bell rang.
Yo, so if you guys remember I went to Burning Man this past week.
Yeah I'm comin'. I'm introing you in the vlog so just gimmie one sec. I went there with a friend of mine, his name is Frank. Anyways he just got back from burning man
he needed a place to stay. Like he literally just got back. So, I said he could stay with me. Let's say what's up to Frank.
Aw no honey no, brooo
Should have left when I had the chance
You shoulda left broo, Frank. Yo those pants were blue before I left.
Broo, Frank my man, you're a mess, you can't drop it, it's a part of you now bro. Sometimes we have to let go of things.
no he did not! No he did not!
oah no
Aw burning man busted you bro.
no he's Not A HoBo. He's my friend. No he's my, trust me he's not
I can''t kick him out. I can't HE'S MY BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. I have his back
ok he's saying whats up to Maverick right nowI'm gonna go check on a make sure he's okay
Oh S*&#
Allen what's he gonna? Do I don't know?
I HATE UUUUUUU GET THE FUCK OUUTTA HERE
i LOVE PEANUTS
No I didn"t.
That's why I was recording of course. I knew it Kong no
BOOOOOOTYYYYYY BOIIIII SMASH SMAH SMASH SMAH
Omg, Kong, why ?
I need to get this dog a girlfriend or something oh my god
You know what I just realized
But he's exactly like me like single and the only difference is I've never been caught humping my own pillow
Just kidding I would never so Frank and I are about to go work out right now
Okay, how do you want to work out with us, or what do you?
Eat in sushi, okay, okay?
Hey Frank, you look good Frank as you all know it is Labor Day meaning. We are going to labor I
Feel good right now feel warmed up energetic
You know not to mention my boys playing ping pong, but with an apple you're a man of many talents Frank
I appreciate and respect you. Yep. Oh damn Wow all right too much of that. I'm Brandon from
Burning Man I will say bro, my man Frank was repping the other savage maverick merch t-shirt in the gym check this out
That's not so savage man. Is the real deal. I'm here to verify baby
It's all about that hard work, baby that symbol right there. That's what it's all about denting the universe making yourself better every single day
Some food, thank you. I will say I have bad news. He stopped me so Lydia was doing some stuff today in the storage room
She was do you want to can you go in there for me real quick?
I don't know who's you're scared about there's nothing. There's nothing to be scared about this guy go yeah
I'll go in there's no you're fine. Oh
Wait what's wrong?
Wait, can you not?
Why not I have no idea that seems weird. I thought doors were supposed to I remember in class in physics the door
forward motion yes equals open door
It's your big day, Frank.
This is a weird yeah, I said we set up a time lapse and watch Lydia try to fix this
Making any progress Lydia this time-lapse is really killing it. Yeah, I found out what what what is it? What is it?
It's that stupid picture of you. Oh, so it's your fault hold up. That's a sexy picture bro, so look
It's indirectly my fault, but Lydia. Let me ask you stuff. Yeah, cuz I put it there so that we couldn't get inside the
picture
At least let me film it first. god damn it I'm gonna make a long story short pun intended. I touched Evan.
He said don't touch me so don't touch him some more and then he pushed me fuck
Bro look I'm loving this right now look
Such a bitch though. What what did you yeah?
You got it dwarf push you slam here to Atlanta Road guys. If you don't know this Evans a freaking brick. He's strong dude
Yeah, it's Joe. Today's
Just overall disaster bro can even get a cameraman like that lamp was like 4 grand what?
That lamp was 4 grand a fourth down
Light Mir. I like my life. I like my lights like I like my woman
for Grad
Frank looks like Oh breathe from
50 inches
I will see it a little bit I
Can't wait, I can't wait on Wednesday as I told you guys oh
This is one of them I had to put it on bro, so in two days, maybe I
Can love driving with Evan bro everybody except you Brendon
That that is the highway
Oh my goodness, how fast are you even going how?
180 that's weird Logan that piece of metal isn't supposed to be in your spleen how did that happen oh?
I let my door friend drive my car and we flipped it eight times shell would be dead in that case
My finest opinion, I think you're the closest thing there is to a god, and I don't think you're ever gonna die oh my god
We are very blasphemous if you're religious if you're religious you
Should start worshipping Evan, I'm not saying you're God. I'm saying you're your RA God
Oh
Bro, I just realized how much I'm gonna beat your ass in go-karting. I think you some practicing because you make me drive
We're looking for Alexa she's the one who told us every good Drive, we're just gonna double-check are you Alexa?
Look there's my friend. He's 50 inches. I don't know about this girl
They don't let Evan Drive. I'm gonna subscribe from Jake
Roughy for Mother's 7 doors no I want him to be happy door
I just want to say the whole 50 inches thing is not like a safety thing
It's just so you can sign in to get it out
50 inches according to this your name is 60
That's my name in Greek
Cuz you're a god, yeah
Yes, so there's not like a lot that I do for my boys
But Evan is one of my boys so like I'll do this for him
This is what friendship looks like it's getting a little practice in before we race. We came a little early
Oh, my gosh look at the Lambo
You're not getting a Lambo now no definitely not not the move in real life, but right now
Yo, this is crazy, bro
It's just like real life, but not in the halls is actually when I took my driver's test you took your driver's test
Yeah, that's why you can't
Driving out for a
Row sometimes it's just about speed can I teach you something about racing, bro?
Here's what you got to know when it comes to racing you just got a win
Anyways guys, we are have been waiting on some of our friends. I think I think you know this person
Oh, yeah, you've definitely met this girl before well. Well. Well. If it isn't Chloe Bennet inside
So crazy how we're into the beer book together here now
How do we keep ending up in the same place by accident so crazy anyway?
I haven't told you this low gang, but I'm really good. He's like weird-ass arcade game this one right here
Especially the claw the claw game yo, I'm obese that it broke
Nobody ever wins the throw I'm not I'm a YouTube guy broke
Hi
You think you can beat me, I don't think I know how much do you know you can be me I know about
80% I much knowledge I know it's really not that much with that 80%
Make you willing to take a bet for one rack. I'm talking 1g
$1000 doing I'm this race. Yeah what I'm saying. Let's go dwarf Mambo
Damn Evans not that tall he's got some big balls bro. Cuz I'm a racing a Ledge, bro
That stands for legend oh
My God my football days every tackle you get a little bit more stupid
Going down
Come on first but look at number three always looks shot. I think I won wrong. I think I wanted that
Noise, tell me Polly wait
Rolex that Leafs, bro
No, you know what keep rolling keep the Rolex. I can't fit my wrist. There's no point in me taking it
How did you guys find me I?
Posted on my snapchat, I was here. That's your own fault
Look they brought me plates. Oh first time we get these cameras wrong Brooke
I'm a vlogger now or what they brought me these plates. How was Burning Man. I think you guys know
She brought me this little play
Hold on no, that's not why
Okay, so it is listen Bob your YouTube channels blown up right you've got all these new subscribers, bro
You almost said a million
Yeah, we getting a little cocky bro with that new Roley, and the new way for subscribers broke my numbers are growing
And I was hoping my height was gonna grow too with it. It. Just it's not how it works, bro
So I brought you here to Humble you bro. I had to do it to my brother with the diss track so today, bro
It's just like you know how it is you owe me $1,000?
See that's the thing I don't think I'm Duke is that that was including that fair like tomato tomahto potato potato
you know is you know how this door Tolbert sees that same place applause -
Let's keep
Okay, guys. We're back home
And I have something for you brought some little gangsters gave it to me some and get off of me now, okay?
Thanks, check it out bro a little place for you to breathe
Why to save a masterpiece Oprah? I don't know that's ricin. Oh
She's King rising everyone in everything in this house thrives okay now. Let's break these plates
Yo, can I just I want to point this out yet another scratch in the cabinet not even kidding
These are probably gonna cost me $20,000 when I move out
Anyways, okay? That is the vlog if you're not part of this family make sure you subscribe
Okay, rep your matter merch
I see you guys wearing in real life frickin words my heart bro logan paul top slash shop link in description big drop coming in
Tomorrow's vlog I'm excited Evan you want to do the sign-off go for it, bro. Take it easy fam peace
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