Yo yo yo
Whats up dawg?
You starting a new character?
Yeah man I'm gonna try out being a bad guy
Oh really??
Yeah all of my other characters have been real good guys you know?
Figure its time to try and be a baddie
Man
Sure you're up for that?
What do you mean?
Oh its just
being a bad guy is harder than you think
I tried it - couldn't do it
What? Why? All you gotta do is do some bad guy sh*t
Like...
Stealing from the Garlic Farmer
You distract him
I'm gonna pick pocket him
Okay man
Ah! Hello Adventurer! How can I help?
Shop
Sure - what would you like to buy?
Uuuumm...
Oh
Sh*t
What are you doing Adventurer??
Nothin...
You stealing my stuff?
You gonna call the guards?
*Sigh* No, I'm not angry Adventurer
I'm just really disappointed
Oh
So how was your first evil deed?
Yeah, no, good
Yeah it was really great, a lot of fun
So...
Enjoyed that
You look like you enjoyed it
Yeah, oh yeah. Hard out
Right
Oh sh*t he just...
He just dropped a bag of gold
Take it
Free bag of gold!
My man
Oh, hello Adventurer
I've lost my gold and am retracing my steps to try and find it
Can you help me?
Na haven't seen it sorry
Ah
Okay...
It should be right about here...
Well I haven't seen it! So...
Oh well
That's the last of it
Wonder how much I could sell a child for on the black market these days...
What?
Hopefully more than last time
What?
What? I don't care
I don't care that he has to...
sell his children...
You don't look like you care
No, well I'm a bad guy!
Badass
I'm a villain
I'm a big ol' baddie
Where's my next victim then..?
Actually there is a new NPC in town that you could victimise
Okay?
Lets do it!
Yeah, lets do it
Bad guy sh*t you know?
He's kind of a sweet old guy
Oh nice
Cool, I'm a bad guy
Oh is this the guy?
That's the guy. Yip
Ah! Hello Adventurer!
My poor son has become lost in the woods again
I need someone to go and find him
If you save him I will reward you handsomely
What do you say Adventurer?
Accept!
Ah! Thank you so much Adventurer!
Okay lets go. Maybe there's some more bad guy sh*t we can do on the way
You know.. uhh...
He'll actually have the reward on him now
Yeah?
Yeah
Oooh!
So I could, like, steal off him like I did Greg?
Well, no, because you can only steal from merchants
and he's not a merchant
Oh
I wonder how else you could get the reward from him?
Oh no....
It's a bit extreme innit? A bit severe?
I mean, I suppose, but you are the bad guy though right?
I... yeah...
Yeah, so that's what a bad guy would do right?
Bad guys kill people
No problemo
And take their sh*t...
Look at him though...
I am a bad guy...
You're a bad guy
I'm a bad guy
What are you doing Adventurer?
Argh!!
What are you doing??
Arghhh!!
But why??
Eurgh!
My poor son...
He will have no one left...
Please don't do this...
Please tell my son...
I love him...
I forgive you
**Crying**
Yayyy!! Bad guy!
Pretty fun right??
Yeah...
Do you wanna go kill his son?
Eurgh!! What??
I mean - you're the bad guy!
That's what bad guys do!
Come on
Lets go kill his son!
Okay...
**Crying**
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