[WAPOOSH] Top of the moring to ya' laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome *inhales* to Stick Fight.
I just realized I was like at the end of a breath when I started the intro
[Both laughing]
[Both laughing] [Now with wierd noises]
ToP Of THe MoRNinG tO ya laDdIes
Ehrm... We're playing Stick Fight, me and Robin
It's a game we have wanted to-
How did you do that? Oh...
OH *Realisation kicks in*
(Jack) Look, I'm doing the splits. (Robin) I'm coming to you.
(Jack) I'm a 'H' I'm a 'H' lying down
I look like a chair
(Robin) Can i kill you? (Jack) no, no, no
(Robin, sadly) But i want to (Jack) Don't, Don't
So this is Stick Fight
It's made by the people who made like TABS (Totaly Acurate Battle Simulator) and... all those other games
It's made by Landfall so... (Robin) Didn't they... they made Cluster Truck, right?
(Jack) Aw yeah. So it's the same kind of movements as that.
Well we wanted to play for a really long time
Erhm...
And I don't know why we didn't. so here we are.
No random players!! We can't let them join!
(Robin) I fixed it
Okay *Punching sound*. Here we go out.
Oh wait. I don't kill anyone hit. Oh shit.
(Moaning) Ow...
(Robin) I hate you. NO, stop it (Jack) C'mere! C'mere!
Whoever... Whoever wins this game overall, okay?
Whoop Whoop
Whoe... Whoever wins this game overall is declared the winner of the jacksepticeye channel, okay?
(Robin) Woah
(Jack) Woah
(Jack) Woah WoaAoh Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah
Hold on. Hold your horses there (Robin) I'm not gonna hold on. You have a gun
[Both laughing]
(Jack) Ohaow
(Robin) I win
(Jack) Okay, what's fine, pixel 37 milliseconds (Robin) I'm gonna hide in here *giggles*
(Jack) Where am i?
oh, Oh (Robin) Hello
(Robin) OH NO! (Jack) OH JESUS CHRIST!
(Robin) Don't do it
(Jack) Oh no, Oh no, Oh no (Robin) Oh here we go
(Robin) Yeyeyeye wa... watch this
(Jack) OH MY GOD, that's not fair [Laughing]
(Robin) No, I want this big gun,
(Jack) Oh god, oh god, oh God. (Robin) Help help help. It's very scary
(Jack) WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING? *giggles*
(Robin) Ownage. That's what's hap...
(Jack, interupting) Okay this reminds me a lot of Duck Game
Except I can't quack at you *Jack trying to sound like a duck*
Ow fuck
(Robin) Oh yeah (Jack) I forgot that don't have to wait for a gun. I could just start killing you
(Robin) I have a gun now Bah Bah Bah Bah *gun sounds*
Woah no, shit!
[Jack maniacly laughing]
*Inhale* (Robin) You did the thing!
(Jack) I took you to beat down town
(Robin) Hello... WOAAH!
(Jack) I'm just gonna let you kill yourself *giggles*
Oh jesus!
OH GOD!!!
(Robin) Shoot it (Jack) It's a SNAKE!
(Robin) What, What
Yeah!
(Jack) ARGH! GOD WHY? NO
Fuckin' snake gun
Argh stop it
(Jack) No, you were just about to die! (Robin) Eyyyy
I don't like that
(Robin) you can just jump, you can jump forever on edges. Look at this
Ninja kick in: 3
Ninja kick in: 2
Ninja kick in: 1
*BAM*
[Jack laughing]
[Jack laughing] (Robin) Oh no
(Robin) Aw, there was a minigun just then...! (Jack) Aww, that was beautiful. I like this game. This is the good game
[Fighting noises]
[Fighting noises] (Jack) Ooh, a spear
(Robin) Mine
(Robin) Ok, yours... Ow, Ow
[Jack giggling]
(Jack) I don't... I just... I'm hammering
NO! SNAKES!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Samuel L. Jackson (Protagonist in "Snakes on a plane")
He warned me about the snakes on planes (See?)
(Jack) Hi
(Robin) Eh hi (Jack) Wait, can i wave? hi
Guns...
*Shots fired*
[Both screaming]
(Jack) Oh, jesus christ
[Robin Laughing]
[Both Laughing]
[Both laughing] (Robin) The guns are the most
*Airhorns going off* chaotic thing ever!!
(Jack reading) Airhorn.wav
[Robin giggling]
(Jack) You gotta add that in now. You gotta edit in the airhorn
[Fighting noises 2, The return of the noises]
(Robin) It's really...
Oh god, Oh god, Oh god
(Jack) What is this?, What is this?
(Robin) Me winning ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (Jack) Oh, there's a... there's a rocket on me
I don't know what's happening
[Jack screaming while blowing up in a fiery ball of death]
(Jack) I exploded
(Robin) Could you Imagine this with four people?
OH NO
[CavemanSounds.mp3]
(Jack) Yeah, this would be, this would just be fucking chaos *boink*
after a while-- AAHH, JESUS! [wooOOp--WHACK!!]
[Jacksepticeye laughing compilation #406]
(Jack) That was awesome, thank you game
(Robin) Real nice, thanks game (Jack) Kung Fu fighting, dawg.
(Robin) Oh oh. OH OH. What are you shooting--? EW, you're shooting goo!
(Robin) AH
(Jack) I have stickies. I have stickies!
Get stickied
(Robin) Stop
I'm jizzing on you. (Robin) No
(Jack) I don't even know who had the gun we're just spamming buttons together
(Jack) Awww, 'ownage'? Oh that... that was legitness (Robin) Eww, the stickiness. Uh-oh...
Uh-oh, oh-- ohhh...! {bye, Robin!}
(both laughing) (Jack) Yaa-haaay!
(Jack) I deserved this. *chuckles* (Robin) Yeah, that was... good skillz...
(Robin) What're you...?
[overlapping] (J) Oh, God-- OOHHHH, JESUS!! (R) Oh, shit-- OH! OH! OH!
(R) Take--Take--Take my dis... stuff. (J) No! No, no no...!
(R) Take my--Take my white sst--... gooOoOo (J) S...stoppit! Stoppit!
(R) Uh-oh (x5 with increasing intensity) (J) Stoppit--! Ooh, minigun! Minigun...!
[minigun's got some kick...!]
OOAAAAHHHHH!!!! *Laughs*
(R) Byyye! *laughs*
(J) What the fuck?! I don't like this!!
WHOOOOO!
(R) Oh, no-- please...! (J) No no no no-- am I dead??
(J) I-- fuckin'... nnoooo...! (R) Yep.
(Robin, quietly) Ha haa...!
(J) It's like Super Smash Brothers in a way. (R) Kinda, yeah, but... way faster. What is this-- THING DOING?!!
{Exit, stage left!} (Both exclaim in surprise and transition into laughter)
(Robin, laughing) Why...?
(Jack) Did I win?
(J) Okay... *laughs* That was scary! (R) What...?
(J) Oh, Jesus... I don't like this. (R) What, why does it--?
(Robin is crushed by the spikes) (both laughing)
(R) Why? Wait, why does it say... to me, it said 5 after your name-- uh-oh... (Jack, coughing a little) It's the... it's your PING...
(Robin) This doesn't look--
(Jack dies) AAAAaAaA-ooowwww... (Robin, taunting in victory) Ha-haa!
(J) Hello. (R) Hello. (both laugh)
[fighting and grunting noises]
(R) Oh, oh, oh...!! (J) GET OUTTA HEERRRE-- get 'im outta here!!
(R) You were just stuck on the thing as well, you were gonna die. If time had continued, you would've--
{like so} (Jack) AAAHHH
[laughs] (Robin, laughing) --died!
(Jack) Vic--'Vicotory!' Ooh, this looks cool! (Robin) (unintelligible) ... pretty! Yeah...
(Robin exclaims)
(R) Why does this bridge...? Why-- 'ey-- WHY??
(J) It's the Bridge to Tarabithia! (R) Stop, stop, stop, stop... please...
[le confusion]
(R) Big-- ow!! (J) Thank you! I do have a big snake! {Jack, no}
(J) C'mere! I can't aim this fuckin' thing! (R) No-ho-ho-ho!
(J) Ahh, snakes! Ahh! (laughs) (R) Ah, snake!!
(J) Your snake's eatin' you! (R) The snakes... they hurt me!
(Jack, grunting) (R) Oh, BIG snake...!
[odd grunting from Jack] (R) Sssssnake-- noOoO! Not me...! Snakes!
(J) I DON'T LIKE THIS, ROBIN!!!
(R) Ow... the snakes! They betrayed me-- (J) GET 'IM!!! {le stab} YESSS!!
(R) Awww...
(J) My God, that was terrifying, that was tense! (R) *sighs* This game is exhausting. How long have we been playing, an hour?
(J) Four years.
(R) Awww... (J) It was 2017 when we started! *laughs*
(R) [laughs] Yeah...! Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit-- [promptly walks offscreen and dies] (J) Uh-oh...
(R) Wait-- OH NO.... {Jack is confused}
(J) What'd you do? (R) I thought I was yellow...
(Jack laughs) Why?
(R) "This guy's winning; that must be me!"
(R) What is happening...?
[KA-BLAM!!] (J) Oh, God! (Robin screams in terror and attempts to flee)
(J) The shotguns, like, ffLY you all over the place-- AAHH!
[both laugh] (J) Jesus Christ...!
"Wait, whaaat?"
(R) I blasted myself off the face of the Earth... (J) Like Team Rocket.
[Jack screams in surprise while Robin laughs at him]
[Ba-dah Beh!]
[Ba-dah Beh!] *Tries to make a chubby face*
(Jack) *cough* Oh, the walls are closing...
[bang bang bang] (Jack) Ohhhh, nnnoooooo... (Robin) Wait, whaaaaaaat?
(Jack) Oh, we get different things (victory texts)...
(Jack laughs) Nnnope! Nope! No thanks! (chuckles)
(Robin) Oh-oh!! Oh--! (Jack laughs)
(Jack) DOMINATION! (Robin) One hit... killlll......
(Jack) I don't know... who's winning at this point.
(Robin) I don't either. (Jack) Ow. Ow.
(Robin) We're both winning, at having fun... <3 (Jack) Oww....
[BLAM!!!]
[surprised laughter, transitions into sympathetic laughter] </3
(J) Ohhh, I'm so sorry-- I-- even I felt that one! (Robin laughs) Yeah...!
(R) Oh, look, there's lil holes in this one...
{wait for it...}
[both scream in fear as they realize the true purpose of the holes]
{Robin... Robin, what are you doing??}
(R) No! Please!! (Jack laughs at him)
(R) Shit... (J) Oh-ho, no-ho...
{Wait...}
(Robin exclaims in fear/surprise) (J) Wait, WHAT?!?!
{What the f--}
[Robin lets out a small gasp] (Jack) How'd you survive that?! That's not fair!!
(Jack screams) (Robin) You're not fair!
[More screaming]
(Jack) What's happening?!?
{Bitch, be humble}
(Jack) Sit down!
(Robin) Just instant mayhem
(Jack, quietly) Oh jesus, i don't like this. These are fuckin' terrifying
Get over there
Get over there (Robin) *Huah*
(Jack, mid sentence) and i'll...
(Robin) *leaps* Hep
*Spray and pray* Bah, Bah, Bah, Bah, Bah
(Jack) Pssssssttt...
(Jack) Pssssssttt... (Robin) Awww...
(Robin) Let me just punch you to death. Just oh NO GOD! {Bye, Robin}
[CavemanSounds_2.mp3]
(Robin) Noooo... :(
(Jack) Fuckin'... Clint Eastwood your ass. (Robin) Aww, snowy!
(Jack, confused as shit) Wait, when does this end?
(Robin, not being confused as shit) I don't think it ever ends. It ends when we just--- when we get bored
(Robin) Oh oh
(Jack) You're in the wall!!
(Robin) Uh-oh
[Pop] {Hey there!}
Hello!
(Jack) That's... That's cheating!! [Robin laughs]
(Jack) That's not allowed!!
(Robin) OOaoahhooahhawwww
(Jack) I don't know what happened. I didn't even hit you. I think you just got crushed
(Robin) Wait wait wait don't hurt me. I'm gonna check the menu and see if there's like a...
Term limit, screen shake, chat, display.
Term limit, screen shake, chat, display. *Jack sees gun*
Term limit, screen shake, chat... *Jack walks towards dat gun with a determined look*
(Robin) (0_0) Hello... *Oh shit... Jack's got a gun*
[BLAM!!!]
[Jack laughs] (Robin) Oh no!
(Robin) Why? :(
(Jack) I wanted to just be like "Welcome back"
[Jack giggles]
(Robin) I can't believe you've done this
(Jack) Hauh... HUAAAH NO, No no no no
FUCK
[Fighting noises]
(Robin) It's not... OH Snakes, Snakes, snakes...
[Jack screams in pain and agony while being eaten alive]
(Jack) They're eating me ALIVE!
[RobinGoofyGrin.wav]
(Jack) Awww...
(Robin) They're eating me, then they're gonna eat you
Oh oh
(Jack) Hi
[Falling of ledge] Oh jesus
(Robin) Hi
[Awkward silence]
[Awkward silence] (Robin) Erhm...
[Awkward silence continues]
[Robin casualy walks off ledge]
(Robin) Huah. NO Noooo
(Jack) get out *Swoop*
(Jack) No WHAT THE FUCK? What did you do? *Giggling*
(Robin) No WHY?
(Jack) I'll help you
(Robin) Oh oh
(Robin) OH OH
(Robin) OH OH!!!
(Robin) Oh...! *starts firing wildly and destroys Jack's platform*
(Jack) NO! No, no-- I wear to God, if you fuckin' win this one--
(Jack) NOO! NOO-HO-HO-HO! (Robin) Oh no, oh no!!
[desperate grunts of attempted recovery]
(Jack) I'm scared! I'm scared! (Robin) Oh no--!
(Robin) Shoot him-- no-ho-ho-ho... (Jack) No, no, no! *loud exhale*
(Jack) Ohh, that legitimately terrified me-- how did you stay alive?? (Robin) Oh, that was tense...!
(Robin) I don't know...!
(Robin) Fight. (Jack) *sick beats as he dances a little bit*
(Robin) Punch! *laughs* (Jack) AAow! *laughs* Aha-how!
(Robin) Sorry... (Jack) That-that's MY face!
(Robin) *grunts* Why?? My gun...! Oh no, OH NO!
(Jack) You ran outta ammo, sir.
(Robin) I'm down here, now! [CavemanSounds_3.mp3]
[CavemanSounds_3.mp3]
(Robin) Oh-- what?? (Jack laughs in triumph)
(Jack) I want the nightstick.
(Robin) Okay. You get that.
(Jack) Ooh, it's a katana!
(Jack) In MY brain, it is... (Robin) Oh no, Oh no, OH NO!
(Jack) NOAHH!! (Robin) No, please...!
(Robin) Snakes-- SNAKES!! Save me...! (Jack) Ohhhhh, nice one!
(Robin) Aww...
(Jack) *chuckles* The little snake popped up at the bottom!
(Jack) *softly* Ooh, pretty! (Robin) What is this...?
(Jack) This all gets destroyed (Robin) AH!
(Robin) Oh, yeah. (Jack) HUAAHH!!
(Robin) Looks weird when the crown is the same color as your skin...
Makes you into Bart Simpson.
(Jack) *laughs*
(Robin) Come-- just come here! (Jack) Uh, I prefer the-- I prefer the name Bort?
(Robin) Oh, yeah. *laughs* Of course.
(Jack) Come along, Bort!
(Robin) I'm gonna be here. (Jack) Take that--take that, barrels...
[BLAM, there goes the gun] (Robin) Oh--
(Jack) *laughing* I shot the other gun away...! (Robin laughs)
(Robin) AH!!
(Robin) What the--?! OoOH, NO! They explode! (Jack) Oh, they explode! Oh, God! Oh, God!
(Robin) Big snake... Big.. ss-ss-snakes...! (Jack) That's not-- oh, Jesus--!
(Jack) A snake minigun?!?!
(both laugh) (Jack) That is-- That is outRAGEOULSY overpowered!!
(Robin) I like it!
(Jack) Ooh..! (Robin) Oo-oh... we can walk on this!
(Robin) Hello...
*explosions*
(Jack) Uh-oh, uh-oh! Uh-oh! (Robin) Why is everything exploding?
(Robin) No, no, noOoO (Jack) There is no room in this windmll for two of us
(Jack) Oh, yes, I'm so-- I'm so ready for this (Robin) Do we dare? Do we dare??
*explosions* (Jack) *laughing* Ahhhh, shit! (Robin) Oh, no, God, no
(Robin) No, no, ohhhhh (Jack) Ohh, You shot me in the dick!
(Robin) I was hiding inside an explosion [That's cheating Robin]
(both laughing)
(Robin) The ancient samurai move (Jack) Uh, oh
(Robin) *hup* (Jack) Can I explode this?
(Jack) Oh, shit. Oh shit! OH, SHIT! OH, SHIT!! OH, SHIT!!! (Robin) Ohohoho, *inaudible because of Jackaboy*, Oh?
[Fake_Boom.mp3]
*inaudible*
(Jack) *fart* AHHHH
(Robin) Wuhhahahah. (Jack) I have won way more than 6 [Well you have won way more than that]
(Robin) Yeah, Maybe there is no score. Maybe there is no, AHH, anything.
I mean we could just call it and decide that I'm the winner I
Mean sure, but also fuck you I mean I had the crown. Yeah
But you got wrecked
Well shame we called it last match
And I am the winner you're like the person who in a race with their friends like
All right, the line is to hear and then as soon as they pass the friends. It's like I win
Shiny
Shiny stuff oh oh
Oh, it's going this way yeah, he has I'm gonna. Just let it kill you
Well right, but I refuse sir you can't you can't reduce me
It's my sprite good, no no no no
Like the reefs man, I was stuck between a snake in a warm place
What is that oh?
Jesus are you firing them, Oh God? Oh God things are getting way harder now
Ha
Ha ha I'm sorry, but call shenanigans on that, I'm sorry, but I call a maser
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah, I agree this game is shit mannequins, Oh laser, so
Pretty I have the high ground oh
I'm just oh
Did that gun do I think I fired a plague at you oh?
It's just farted. Uh, Oh snakes. Oh oh no my snake snake babies no no
It's like steak. No, okay
Coming in what there was a black hole forming in the corner
Oh
It stops after a while
Hello come to my castle Oh
I don't know. What's that get it get it. I'm warning
How how we get it? Oh?
We need to shoot the chains with another gun. Okay. Let's wait for guns. Okay. I don't even wanna kill you
I just want to figure out what that one does I hope it wears like a cross of ladies. Don't die
That doesn't help us at all. I'm just gonna dance. Oh
What does that do I think that was helpful
That works, haha get it see what it does. I'm hiding the bush
Oh, it's just a laser. It's not doing anything to me
Well it's all out now
I
Just said it man
No, I said it for your benefit, but it took a while for the thought to reach my brain
Hey look this is not Bennett fatty. Oh, okay wait you won
The sky mighty pumpkin, what do you bring?
Scaring me whoa, I'm better than you no no you're scaring
Up here why am I not dying, I don't know I'm kicking the shit out of you well, I'm Jimmy oh
You're you're like a boss now you have like a yeah. I've American Bar. Yeah
Yeah, you can't shit I'm better. I'm the best
Wait am I back to this? I don't know. I win I couldn't win
That sure was a sticky situation
Because we're stinking big figures look fizzy water gun
No, not for still water not sparkling. Oh, it aims in the direction. You're pointing the joystick
Can you point think you're right stick in the direction oh
And you can shoot with the trigger so you can actually aim at the right stick oh
We saw hahaha
What do I do?
Oh
Yeah, oh now I can shoot like this all this is yes fuck no, that's not fair
Foolery what I'm a boss fight, man. I can do this tom felton rate. I'm the boss now
Circles circles
Yeah, shit the malicious gamer he got me
What is this gun
Whoa
Pumpkins forever
Oh
Look at this world oh
Yeah, just just avoid all this shit. Just afford it does that mean we've seen all the levels
I think so I think we're cycling now
Whoa we're not we're fighting with six
mm-hmm so
Since we don't have a scoreboard, and even if there is one
I don't want to find out, it's up to you at home to tell us who won the fight.
though- ow [Both laughing]
A knife! Noooo!
(Robin) Whoa (Jack) Bye. Okay, everybody at home.
Tell us who won the round. (Robin) Who won?
(Jack) Was it Jack, was it Robin, was it secret mystery guest number three?
(Robin) Call now and leave your answer in the mailbox.
(Jack) Like comment and subscribe if you think...
This game...
Someone won it.
Aaaagh!
(Robin) What are you doing? Bye. (Jack) I'm dead
[Laughing]