Announcer: AT WARRIORS FOR HIRE HEADQUARTERS, HOO-HA!
ACH! PROHYAS, WE'RE GOING TO BE SHORT ON THIS MONTH'S RENT.
YOU DIDN'T GO ON ANOTHER SWORD BUYING BINGE AGAIN, DID YOU?
ME? [ CHUCKLES ] PERISH THE THOUGHT.
GESUNDHEIT.
OH, YEAH.
WE'RE GOING TO GET EVICTED THANKS TO YOU.
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOPPED AT RALPHIO'S THIS MONTH.
I GOT ONE SWORD.
REMIND ME -- WHICH SWORD DID YOU GET AGAIN.
BLING BLING MAGISWORD!
FINE, SO WE'RE BOTH AT FAULT.
TOMORROW.
WHA? WHAT THE HECK ARE WE GONNA DO?
WE'LL GET TOSSED OUT ON BUDDAKISSES
BY MR. PACKARD FOR SURE.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE THE FIRST JOB THAT COMES ALONG.
[ KNOCKS ON DOOR ]
OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS.
WE'LL BE IN GREAT SHAPE
AS LONG AS IT'S NOT --
HELLO, WARRIORS.
TURNS OUT.
WHAT DEATH-DEFYING FEAT OF BRAVERY
CAN WE HELP YOU WITH TODAY?
COMPOSTING? TOPIARY MAINTENANCE?
DOG WALKING.
I FOUND THIS CUTE, LITTLE STRAY,
AND I WAS GONNA WALK HIM, BUT I REMEMBERED
I WAS GOING TO THE RAT RACES TODAY.
AND I'LL PAY YOU HANDSOMELY FOR IT.
SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
UH...
WE'D BE HAPPY TO!
WONDERFUL!
THANK YOU AGAIN, WARRIORS. YOU'LL LOVE HIM.
WELL, HEY, I LIKE ANIMALS. HOW BACK COULD IT BE?
COME ON, BOY. HEEL. HEEL.
AAAH! UH, SPEAK.
[ ROARS ]
GOOD BOY. HEY, WAIT.
OH, DEAR, NOT THE FRIDGE!
YAH! OOH.
[ MUNCHES ]
Announcer: EXCALIBURGER MAGISWORD!
JUST FOLLOW THE FLYING MEATS.
GOOD BOY.
HOLY CROW, IT'S A BABY DINOSAUR.
IF KING REXXTOPHER FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS,
HE WILL DO THE FOLLOWING TO US.
PBHT! JUST SLIDE US UNDER THE DOOR.
OH, HE'LL NEVER FIND OUT.
HE'S MILES AWAY IN THE DINOSAUR KINGDOM.
BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA WALK THE DINOSAUR
WITHOUT FREAKING OUT THE TOWNSPEOPLE?
Announcer: AT THE RHYBOFLAVEN BAZAAR!
NO, ONE'S GONNA BUY THIS, YOU KNOW.
BALDERDASH, IT'S BRILLIANT.
POSITIVE.
RIGHT.
[ SLURPS ]
YAH!
YAH! OOF!
OW! OW! OW!
NO, WAIT, STOP! BAD DOG!
Both: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! NOT THERE!
Announcer: MAGNET MAGISWORD!
HERE, BOY.
HA! SCORE ON FOR THE GUY WITH THE THUMBS.
OW, MY THUMBS!
AH-OOH!
HEY, VAMBRE, I GOT -- AAH!
HELLO?
HELLO, JUST WANTED TO CHECK IN AND MAKE SURE
YOU'RE GIVING MY DOG A GOOD LONG WALK.
OF THAT I CAN ASSURE YOU.
EXCELLENT, SON. SEE YOU AT 5:00.
SIT! ROLL OVER!
OH, THERE'S A SALE THERE. I SHOULD COME BACK LATER.
LET GO, YOU WALLY!
IT'S ONE OF THE TROUBLEMAKERS WITH THE CRAZY DOG. GET HER!
Announcer: OINKUS OINKUS MAGISWORD!
BACK OFF, JUSTIFIABLY ANGRY MOB.
A PIGGY SWORD?
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ SQUEALS ]
THAT'LL DO, OINKUS. ANY LUCK?
YEAH, I THINK I GOT HIM WORN DOWN.
ALL YOU NEED TO DO NOW IS KEEP HIM DISTRACTED.
Announcer: DUMMYSTEIN MAGISWORD!
AH!
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A DINOSAUR
Vambre's voice: DISEMBOWELMENT
IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY BRAIN FREEZE. BA-BOOM!
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT DOES A T-REX CALL A HUNDRED VILLAGERS?
PART OF BALANCED BREAKFAST. OH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ DINOSAUR MUNCHES ]
WOW, I HAVE HAD AN AUDIENCE WALK OUT BEFORE,
BUT NEVER THE THEATER.
PROHYAS, THIS HOPELESS. AH!
[ LAUGHS ]
HANG ON, I HAVE BEST PLAN.
I'LL STAY HERE AND HOLD HIS LEASH
WHILE YOU KEEP HIM LAUGHING WITH SOME FAKE FALLS
FOR THE NEXT HOUR.
I'M READY FOR FAKE ACTION.
LET'S GET HILARIOUS!
Announcer: TOMATO MAGISWORD!
OH, DEAR, I'VE DROPPED SOME TOMATOES.
OH, OH, OH!
[ LAUGHS ]
KEEP IT UP, VAMBRE.
SNOWBALL MAGISWORD!
RAD ROCKET MAGISWORD!
BOULDER MAGISWORD!
[ LAUGHS ]
CHEESE MAGISWORD!
SLINGSHOT MAGISWORD!
EXPLODING BUBBLE MAGISWORD!
HOVER SWORD!
AAAAAH!
HM?
OOOOOOH!
[ TWANG! ]
AAAAAAH!
FLYING ELBOW POP!
AAH!
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
ONLY 59 MORE MINUTES TO GO.
A LITTLE HELP?
Announcer: HOOK MAGISWORD!
THANKS.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ ECHOED LAUGH ]
NOTHING HELPS ME DECOMPRESSULATE AFTER A HARD DAY
MINDING EVERY DINOSAUR IN MY KINGDOM
LIKE PARTAKING IN RELAXING HOBBIESESES.
[ LAUGHS ]
I THINK I KNOW THAT LAUGH.
AND I THINK I KNOW THE NIMRODS
THAT ARE RESPONSIBIBBLE FOR IT, TOO.
OLD MAN OLDMAN WILL BE HERE TO PICK HIM UP SHORTLY.
THANK GOODNESS.
I'M JUST GLAD KING REXXTOPHER
DIDN'T GET WIND OF THIS.
HOLD ON, JACK-O!
LET'S SHALL.
AAH!
WAIT, YOU'S GUYSES.
DON'T MAKE THIS WORSE THAN IT HAS TO BE.
Announcer: GIANT EGG MAGISWORD!
COME ON, QUIT YOUR CLOWNIN' AROUND AND --
WHADDAYA THINK YOU'RE GONNA DO WITH THAT?
WHAT? NO BACON?
HEY, THANKS.
WILL YOU TWO HOLD STILL
AND TAKE WHAT'S COMING TO YOU'S?
WAIT, WHAT?
BABYSITTING. YOU SEE LITTLE JURASSI HERE
KEEPS BUSTING OUT OF ME MOTHER'S YARD,
AND I THOUGHT SINCE YOU'S TOOK GOOD CARE OF THIS LITTLE GUY,
YOU COULD USE A LITTLE DO-RE-MI FOR THE EFFORT.
BESIDES, HE CAN BE A BIT OF HANDFUL.
NO, NO, HE A DARLING TYKE.
NO, NO, HE'S AN ABSOLUTE ANGEL.
FAREWELL, JURASSI. BE A GOOD LAD.
WELL, THANKS AGAIN. STAY OUT OF THE DINOSAUR KINGDOM,
AND I NEVER WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU GUYS AGAIN. BYE.
BUT OLD MAN OLDMAN WILL BE HERE REALLY SOON
TO COLLECT HIS "DOG."
ANY MORE BRIGHT IDEAS?
Both: HELLO, OLD MAN OLDMAN.
SO, HERE'S YOUR PAYMENT WITH INTEREST.
WHERE'S MY LITTLE PUPPY?
UH, OUT YOU GO, BOY.
WOOF.
H-HOW ARE WE GONNA GET GRUP BACK?
HE SNEAKS OUT ONCE OLD MAN OLDMAN GOES TO SLEEP.
YOU DO KNOW OLD MAN OLDMAN'S AN INSOMNIAC, RIGHT?
AND JUST WHAT HAS HIS NATIONALITY GOT TO DO WITH IT?