Dunkey: Come on and give me chalupa
[Dunkey duns]
Give me chalupa
And the skyyy faaalll~
And the skyyy falll~
Where's this James Boooooond~
*Jennyboo singing soulfully while Dunkey spams ba ba bumba*
This is by Metallica right?
*Dunkey imitating car engine*
Cause this is Thriller~
Thriller Night
And no ones gonna save you
From the beast about to strike
You know it's thriller, Ayy~
Thriller Night
And I am gonna beat this fucking lion
bitch who looks like an asian. *intelligible sounds*
Jenny: Wait, what?
Dunkey: It's a very nice peepee baby.
This is how much do I pay for this baby?
How much do I have to pay for you this baby yeaaaah
I got to buy this baby, todayyyyy
'Cause if I come tomorrow i may be too late.
*Jenny singing correctly to the lyrics*
Yo baby one time I was petting a dog inside the old folks home,
but now I found a baby on the sidewalk
then I put a bottle in his mouth and gave him some miiiIIIilLLk~
yeaheyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Jenny: But here's my number. So call me maybe.
Dunkey: Bitch, you wrote 14 on a piece of paper and handed that shi-
*Dunkey slowly descending into madness*
*Dunkey going super saiyan*
Jenny: Jason!
Dimblesworth: What?
*both laugh*
and I'm petting on the head
I'm petting on the head
Imma hit you with my moves like Jagger
I'm gonna fucking jack you off and fuckin
I'm gonna jerk you off
Teacher leave them kids alone
Jenny: What kind of song is this?
HEY [Dunkey Screaming]
HEY TEACHER [Dunkey Screaming]
HEY TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE [Dunkey Screaming]
Dunkey: It didnt even record it >:C Jenny: Woah..
Michael Bubble?!
*Dunkey laughing*
Jenny : I was first place.
Dunkey: His name is Michael Bubble!
Look at the dumbass fuckin girl in first place
Gonna hit you on the head~
With a shoe ~
With a shoeeeeee
With a big shoeee~
Hey thats not aerosmith
Thats Tim McGraw
TOONE, in my Tim McGraw
Payyy~
[brother]
Cum Brother,
Cum Brother, Cum on my hair,
Cum Brother, Cum on my hair, Cum on my face,
and cum on my balls,
and cum on my balls, cum brother,
and cum on my balls, cum brother, cum on my dick,
cum on my ass
and balls
And suck my [messes up] f-FUCK MY AAASSSSSS!
what?
(laughing)
What??
(more laughing)
Jenny: Do you wanna repeat what you just said?
Dunkey: Yeah
Tim McGraw
[Loud Screaming]
Dream on
Dream on [starts laughing]
dream on [continues laughing]
Dream ON
Dream OFF
Dream ON
dream on
dream with Tim McGraw
Sing with McGraw
Sing with me, Brother
and sing with a Macho Man
Sing with Jonny
sing with fucking [wayne]
*unintelligible dunkey words*
and drink a fucking beer
heyyyyyyy, ohhh
Here we go
Tim McGraw Y'all
uh uh
Kayne West
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that dick [aw sweet.]
walk up in the spot and this is what i see
I see Tim McGraw - jerking off on me
aw baby, no shoes no shirt and i still get servi-
whaaa how you get no s-, how you gonna, just get service when you ain't got no shoes
ssss man ha ha
I got an erection in my pants and i like to fucking show it [this is what you came here for, isnt it?]
I didn't even get a thousand points.
Then one fucking Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Tim with your musical talent
we could make a country album
[Dunkey UHHing into microphone to melody]
[Dunkey UHHing into microphone, starts cracking up]
gooo onnn
Nearrrrrrrr Farrrrrrrr
wherever you are
Leonardo Dicaprio
you stole myyyyy django
You're here
There's nothing to fear
this ship is unsinkable
watch out for that ice cube
OOOOHHHH SHIIIIIIT
THE WHOLE SHIP IS FUCKED
SUCK MY DICK
YOU BIG BITCH
whoever made this ship is a dipshitttttttttttttttttttttt
hey jenny
michael jackson uh, my dogs been giving me some trouble lately
recently he'll just keep barking and wont shut the hell up
do you have any advice on what i should do with this wild dog?
Michael Jackson: beat, beat it, beat it
Dunkey: Toy story
Nemo
slit? that bitch she such a little DJ
*unintelligible dunkey words*
Pet me
fork store
dog's tail
standing in line to see the satellite (?)
and theres a durdle?
Heavy Glow
Big Dick
Dope DIck
Big Dick
Small Dick
shoot that bitch you know you wanna suck me
fuck that hoe you know you'll never nut me
shoot that *unintelligible dunkey blabber*
suck my dick you fucking jaggoloni
dic face
fuck shit
cock fuck
standing in line under the Tim McGraw
and there's a light on.