Hello, guys.
Welcome to another episode of TwoSet Violin.
Do you know what that piece was?
Hmm...
It was a...
P for I need to practice.
Today's video is a very...
Distressing video.
We have found some very, very sacrilegious people...
Making sacrilegious videos...
Disrespecting musical instruments.
If you're a TwoSetter...
You know it's all about respecting instruments.
And so...
We're going to be exposing these sacrilegious videos.
Let's get right into it and find out what the hell is going on!
- Dude, that cello just shattered. - Why...
Poor cello.
- You didn't see. - Poor poor cello.
You didn't see!
That's all... Yeah.
Good, at least the comment section of Youtube understands.
Sacrilegious.
Instrumental violence...
Is not approved.
Next!
She's going to destroy this violin.
Ohh...
"Say goodbye."
Pff.
Dude, the violin is like...
I feel like she doesn't even want to do it.
She's been forced to do it.
- Yeah. You can see it - - It feels like the camera person is forcing her to it.
You can see the reacting going like...
"No, I can't."
And she has proved that she cannot break a violin.
Why would you...
Just don't...
- And why are you getting a board? - Just leave it alone.
Yeah, why is it there a board?
Why?
None of this makes any sense.
Aw...
Aiya...
Nah. Nah.
That violin's in prison right now,
it's like "help!"
God.
Are you sure -
Go for it.
Holy!
- Are you serious? - Go for it, yeah.
Stop, stop.
This whole video is painful.
It's painful.
But it's necessary.
The fact that there are young people out there...
Doing this, means the world does not know yet.
- We must educate. - Educate.
I would have thought this was obvious,
but apparently it's not.
They're cheering.
And they're all filming it.
They're cheering...
Why?
What is the context of this?
- I don't know. - I don't want to know.
I think I'm more disturbed by the fact that
there's so many people.
Yeah, I'm more disturbed by the fact that, okay, A, it's...
Basically getting destroyed.
Yeah.
But people are just like...
Celebrating it.
If you wanted to smash something,
couldn't you just smash like a stress ball?
Punch a punching bag?
I don't know, like find a branch, like a stick or something.
Are we looking into this too much?
But oh my god, it really hurts us.
Uh...
This is the most uncomfortable video.
We're doing it to help...
Spread awareness.
This is not allowed.
Not allowed.
What is this one?
In the comments here, it said...
So, I mean, I guess...
We're here to react.
- Ohh... - Nah.
Nah, I'm not watching this.
I'm not watching this.
That's it.
I'm not watching this.
This is like a ceremony before like...
Destruction of the trumpet.
Oh, no. Oh, wow, what's he going to do?
Ohh, he's testing his strength. Oh, no.
Oh, okay, he spared it.
You know, what's funny?
That looks like the um...
There's a percussion instrument
that's called the hammer in Mahler.
If you guys haven't seen, he has a...
Yeah, yeah.
Mahler 6.
- Boom! - It's like, whew-bam!
He's actually just playing the percussion and trumpet.
Ohh, no.
Uh...
- Ohh! - Ahh!
- Ahh! - Oh...
Bad. Ding, ding, triangle.
We rate this a...
Bad out of sacrilegious.
Yeah.
Hi, music lovers.
This is John from Hornsmasher.com
and today's instrument for mass destruction
is Mr. Sousaphone!
Dude, that's massive!
Instrumentus destructi.
That's pretty funny, actually.
I mean, it's not fun -
Instrument violence is not funny, but...
- Just that was funny. Yeah, yeah. - That's funny.
And today's instrument of mass destruction is...
Mr. Steamroller!
- Dude... - No...
Destructus maximi...
You know, music lovers,
this event requires no further explanation.
Are you ready, Mr. Steamroller?
Not ready.
This is the most cringiest...
- Yeah. I don't know. - What is this, TV show? I'm so confused.
Why is there -
- Why is horn smashing even a thing? - A thing, I know.
And remember kids, don't try this at home.
Yes, at least he's saying don't try this at home.
Oh, like he's -
That doesn't look like a sousa -
I mean, it's the shape of a sousaphone,
but looks kind of like...
Plastic.
- Yeah. - I don't know.
I don't know much about brass though.
I'm just hoping...
It's just an innocent joke,
cause these guys seem like they're doing it for a tv show.
I hope it was worth three dollars and not playable.
Yeah.
Can I just say, I love the action shots, like close-ups.
- Dude, I'm like watching an action movie. - I know.
Ohhhh!
Du-Du-Dude!
Ohhh!!
Wow, wasn't that something?
You know...
John Philip Sousa never even knew what a steamroller was.
Isn't technology wonderful?
This is horn smasher John.
Wait...
- Dude, this is the worst - - Why is -
It's like the worst advertisement.
Like, no. This has got to be a joke.
I'm 99% sure this is a joke.
Yeah.
And that looks like a plastic one.
- Yeah. - So, at least...
They didn't really go for it.
Oh, it's a fiberglass sousaphone.
Please note, no usable instruments are destroyed
during the film of hornsmasher videos.
Ohh, god, ok.
I'm so glad I read that description.
- Thank you. - Cause it was going to haunt me.
Yeahahaha.
Oh my god.
Are they all basses?
No, they're guitars.
I think.
Or basses, no, guitars.
They look like six strings.
- Dude, that's a lot of guitars. - Dude...
- Oh my!!! - Oh...
Why...
Why?!
No to instrument violence.
Why is he stepping on them?
Why?
Dude, look at the dislikes.
Dude...
I don't understand the point.
Why?!
Did Gibson do this?
I think Gibson did it themselves.
Why...
Dude...
I forgot.
Don't rock musicians do that in concerts?
Do they?
Oh, yeah, didn't Jimi Hendrix burn his guitar?
Did he?
- Imagine a - At a classical soloist concert... - Burning your -
- At the end of your Tchaikovsky... - And you burn your Strad.
You go... Wa-Bam!
Tsssss...
And burn it?
No!
To the Ling Ling gods.
Ling Ling doesn't want that.
Ling Ling would not approve.
Wow...
That is the weirdest thing ever.
Wow...
I guess, different times.
- Different times, different culture. - Different culture.
Well...
At TwoSet Violin here,
we're about instrument respect.
Yes.
I mean, we're not disrespecting other...
Musical cultures.
If you come from a...
Rock world...
And smashing guitar is part of the act, then...
Then...
We're not qualified to have an opinion.
And you do you!
We made this video to tell everyone...
Please respect instruments.
Please...
Don't go...
Harass any of these people.
We don't know...
The context as to why they made these videos.
Yeah.
We don't know if...
There was some...
Story behind it, maybe it was...
A defective...
Five dollar instrument that
they got on a Chinese website anyway.
Mhm.
So...
Please don't do that to your instrument.
Yes, please don't.
Yeah, and look after your instrument.
What the instrument should be doing,
is practicing with you.
So, you should be practicing right now.
Every day, 40 hours.
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And we'll see you guys next time.
Ding, ding.