>> Jimmy: WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON
THERE?
OH, WOW.
HANDSOME.
YEAH.
I LIKE THAT.
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> Jimmy: I SEE YOU DIPPED INTO
THE MERCHANDISE.
WELCOME.
EVERYONE'S EXCITED.
AND I'M EXCITED TO SEE YOU
WEARING PAUL RUDD ON YOUR BODY.
>> YEAH, THAT'S MY FRIEND.
>> Jimmy: DOES HE KNOW YOU'RE
WEARING HIM ON YOUR BODY?
>> YEAH, WE'RE FRIENDS.
WE DECIDED TO MAKE TEE SHIRTS
TOGETHER.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE THE LEFT
OUTERS, BUT NOW YOU'RE IN HAD
T
THIS MOVIE.
IS PAUL YOUR BEST AVENGERS
FRIEND?
>> I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN SAY
THAT, BUT HE'S ON MY BODY.
>> Jimmy: NOBODY ELSE IS ON YOUR
BODY.
>> I CAN'T SAY WHO'S ON MY
BOXERS, BUT.
>> Jimmy: YOU POSTED THIS AS IF
THIS WAS A FILM.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I WAS UNABLE TO BUY
TICKETS IN MY AREA.
I'M GOING TO TELL YOU, I
SEARCHED.
>> IT'S NOT PLAYING?
>> Jimmy: I LOOKED, AND I DID
NOT SEE IT.
>> WE WERE DOING IT FOR A PRESS
TOUR ABOUT A MOVIE, "END GAME",
AVENGERS?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
YEAH, RIGHT.
THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT.
BUT WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT.
SO PAUL AND I DECIDED DURING
PART OF THIS PRESS TOUR TO MAKE
UP A MOVIE THAT WE'RE IN THAT WE
ACTUALLY COULD TALK ABOUT.
SO WE'RE 50 YEAR OLD VIRGINS AND
WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT ALL WE
WANT.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU MAKE UP
ANECDOTES OF THINGS THAT
HAPPENED ON THE SET?
>> YEAH, WE PLAYED PING-PONG A
LOT.
WE'RE CHAMPIONS, YOU KNOW.
>> 50 YEAR OLD VIRGIN.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S SOMETHING YOU
COULDN'T SAY ABOUT YOUR TIME ON
"AVENGERS", HUH?
>> I THINK WE DID DO THAT ON
SET, PERHAPS.
>> Jimmy: SO THERE WAS SOME
CROSSOVER BETWEEN THE FILMS.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE
THAT BECOME A MOVIE AS A RESULT.
>> I'M WITH YOU, HONESTLY.
>> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE
AVENGERS AND SOME OF THE THINGS
YOU CAN TALK ABOUT.
ARE YOU IN THE FILM, WE'VE
ESTABLISHED THAT.
>> IT IS A FILM.
IT IS A FILM.
>> Jimmy: IT IS A FILM.
YOU GOT A NEW HAIRCUT, YOUR
CHARACTER, FOR THE MOVIE.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHICH IS VERY SHORT ON
THE SIDES.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND VERY PARAKEETESQUE
ON THE TOP.
>> A PAUL MITCHELL.
>> Jimmy: WE'RE DOING PRISONERS.
>> IT'S KIND OF LIKE WHAT
HAPPENS IN ALL THE AVENGER FILMS
WHERE THE HAIRCUTS CHANGE.
THEY USED TO HAVE THESE
GOLDILOCKS KIND OF SURFER HAIR.
>> Jimmy: LONG, BLOND HAIR,
YEAH.
>> YOU GOT TO CHANGE IT UP ONCE
IN A WHILE.
>> Jimmy: AND SO YOU'RE SAYING
THAT THIS IS NO INDICATION THAT
YOU'VE SWITCHED, HAWKEYE HAS
SWITCHED TO RONAN AS HAWKEYE DID
IN THE COMICS.
HAWKEYE BECAME RONAN, THE
ASSASSIN.
>> WOW, 50 YEAR OLD VIRGINS IS
IN THEATERS NOW.
[ APPLAUSE ]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Jimmy: PAUL, IS HE RONAN, OR
IS HE HAWKEYE, PAUL.
PLEASE TELL US.
USE YOUR NAVEL TO SPEAK.
VARIETY REPORTED THAT YOU WERE
GOING TO BE DOING A HAWKEYE
TELEVISION SERIES ON DISNEY
PLUS.
>> WELL, THAT'S, LOOK AT THEIR
NAME.
THEY HAVE A VARIETY OF STORIES,
RIGHT?
SO THEY HAVE LOTS OF DIFFERENT
THINGS TO SAY.
>> Jimmy: GENERALLY, THEY'RE NOT
A TABLOID.
THEY'RE PRETTY USUALLY RIGHT ON
ON THINGS.
>> THEY ARE.
>> Jimmy: THEY ARE RIGHT ON?
>> THEY COULD BE.
WITH THEIR STORIES, THE VARIETY
OF STORIES THEY HAVE.
>> Jimmy: AND WILL HAWKEYE BE
HAWKEYE IN THIS OR RONAN OR SOME
COMBINATION OF THE TWO?
>> 50 YEAR OLD VIRGIN.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Jimmy: YOU BROKE YOUR, LIKE
BOTH OF YOUR ARMS, RIGHT?
>> YES, YES.
>> Jimmy: DOING THE MOVIE "TAG".
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: WHICH IS CRAZY.
>> I WAS SHOOTING "END GAME"
RIGHT AFTER THAT.
>> Jimmy: HOW QUICKLY AFTER
THAT?
>> LIKE PROBABLY, YOU KNOW, IT'S
WEEKS.
>> Jimmy: WHO DO YOU CALL AND
SAY, "BAD NEWS, GUYS AT MARVEL,
HAWKEYE"
HAWKEYE."
>> THEY DON'T WORK.
I FEEL LIKE 20 FEET, I BROKE MY
ARMS, I WENT ON LUNCH BREAK AND
THEY SAID YEAH, YOU BROKE BOTH
YOUR ARMS.
I GOT A VIDEO SENT FROM THE GUY
WHO PRETTY MUCH OWNS THE SET AND
RUNS THE SHOW BESIDES THE
DIRECTORS, ESSENTIALLY, AND I
HAD A VIDEO CHAT WITH THEM AND
ALL, ALL THE CAST OF WHOEVER'S
IN END GAME.
PEOPLE WHO MIGHT BE IN THE MOVIE
WERE THERE AND THEY WERE SAYING
PLEASE GET BETTER, PLEASE GET
BETTER, PLEASE GET BETTER.
>> Jimmy: OH, INTERESTING.
>> THE PEOPLE WHO WEREN'T TURNED
TO DUST.
>> Jimmy: WERE THERE, I SEE.
NO PEOPLE THAT TURNED TO DUST
WERE ON THAT VIDEO?
>> I WOULDN'T THINK SO.
THEY'RE DUST.
>> Jimmy: HE WOULDN'T THINK SO.
>> I'M LIKE A JANITOR, RIGHT?
I GOT TO BRING A BROOM AND CLEAN
THE STUFF UP.
>> Jimmy: I FIEEL LIKE, GIVE ME
ANOTHER TEN MINUTES, AND YOU'RE
GOING TO TELL US THE WHOLE
MOVIE.
>> NO!
I'M NOT SPILLING ANYTHING.
SO WE DON'T HAVE A CLIP BECAUSE
EVERYTHING'S SO SECRETIVE.
BUT I WAS WONDERING, BECAUSE I
DID ASK SOME OF THE OTHER CAST
MEMBERS, WHAT THEIR FAVORITE
LINE, THE LINE THEY GOT TO
DELIVER IN AN AVENGER'S MOVIE,
WHAT WAS THE FAVORITE.
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING THAT COMES
TO MIND?
>> WELL, I'M PRETTY QUIET
CHARACTER.
I'M A GUY THAT KIND OF DOES
STUFF.
BUT I THINK THERE'S PROBABLY,
MAYBE WHEN ULTRON AND SCARLET
WITCH AND THAT SHACK ABOUT THE
CITY'S FLYING AND THE ROBOTS ARE
TAKING OVER, AND I GOT A BOW AND
ARROW.
SO LIKE HELP ME OUT HERE.
SO GET OUT OF THE SHACK AND BE
AN AVENGER AND LET'S DO THIS.
I NEED SOME HELP.
>> Jimmy: GET OUT OF THE SHACK
AND BE AN AVENGER.
>> TERRIBLE PARAPHRASING, BUT.
>> Jimmy: THE PROMOTION FOR THIS
MOVIE IS OBVIOUSLY ENORMOUS.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: AND SO MUCH SO THIS IS
SOMETHING YOU POSTED ON
INSTAGRAM.
>> RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: WHERE DID THIS TAKE
PLACE?
>> I DON'T KNOW, IT'S STRATEGIC
PLACEMENT OR NOT.
>> Jimmy: IT DOES SEEM TO BE
STRATEGIC.
YOU ARE ZEROED IN ON THAT LITTLE
URINAL.
>> I COULDN'T BE OFFENDED.
IT WAS TOO FUNNY.
I HAVE TO REVEAL THIS TO THE
WORLD.
>> Jimmy: WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
>> A FRIEND OF MINE DID.
>> Jimmy: DID HE HAVE TROUBLE?
>> I LEARNED IT WAS ON A BLOG OF
THE 20 WORST TOILETS OF THE
WORLD.
>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY?
>> OR MOST INTERESTING TOILETS
IN THE WORLD AND I MADE THE CUT.
>> Jimmy: WAS YOUR FRIEND ABLE
TO URINATE?
>> I DIDN'T ASK.
I BLOCKED AND DELETED THAT.
>> Jimmy: YOU MUST DROP A LINE
AND FIND OUT.
FIRST TIME YOU WERE HERE ON THIS
SHOW YOU TALKED ABOUT YOUR FIRST
PAID ACTING JOB, DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT THAT WAS?
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
FOR THE POLICE ACADEMY THING,
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAD HELPED TRAIN
POLICE OFFICERS, YOU'D PRETEND
TO BE A CRIMINAL.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WOULD THEY HAVE
YOU DO?
>> THEY GIVE ME 50 BUCKS TO GO
AND BE IN THIS CLOSET AND JUST
SAY DON'T, DO THE OPPOSITE OF
WHAT THEY WANTED ME TO DO.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
>> SO I DID THAT.
>> Jimmy: THE OPPOSITE OF IMPROV
IN A WAY.
>> RIGHT.
YOU FOLLOW ALONG IN IMPROV.
YOU DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THE
STUDENT OFFICER WANTED THEM TO
DO.
I WAS AN UNRULY GUY, WHATEVER
THEY WANTED ME TO DO, I JUST DID
IT.
>> Jimmy: NOW YEARS LATER, YOU
HAVE A PLACE IN NEVADA.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE BEEN, YOU ARE
A SHERIFF NOW, IS THAT WHAT YOU
ARE?
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVE A --
>> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE A BADGE?
>> I HAVE A BADGE, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CLOSE.
>> IT WAS KIND OF ULTIMATELY TO
BE INVESTED IN THE COMMUNITY OF
MY HOME UP THERE.
>> Jimmy: MM-HM.
>> AND THEY, IT'S KIND OF LIKE A
RENT-A-DEPUTY SHERIFF THING.
IT HAS MORE VALUE TO THE
COMMUNITY.
>> Jimmy: DOES IT MEAN YOU CAN
ARREST THE COMMUNITY?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: CAN YOU TICKET THE
COMMUNITY?
>> I THINK I GET A LITTLE
DISCOUNT AT A LIQUOR STORE
PERHAPS.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
DONUTS MAYBE FOR FREE?
>> YEAH, A CUP OF COFFEE, 10%
OFF.
>> Jimmy: CAN YOU PUT A SIREN ON
TOP OF YOUR CAR AND GO WHERE YOU
WANT?
>> NO, I DON'T WANT TO CREATE
MORE ATTENTION TO MY LIFE
ANYWAY.
>> Jimmy: SO THERE ARE NO
BENEFITS WHATSOEVER?
>> I HAVE A BADGE.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU CARE EYE THE
BA
BADGE WITH YOU?
>> I DON'T HAVE IT WITH ME IN
L.A.
>> Jimmy: BUT IN NEVADA.
>> YEAH.
I GET PULLED OVER.
AM I STUPID?
PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THIS THING.
THEY'RE LIKE, CAN I GET AN
AUTOGRAPH?
>> Jimmy: I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE
FINALLY ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE
LAW.
IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.
LOOK FORWARD TO YOU PLAYING
RONAN IN "AVENGERS" END GAME.
>> Jimmy: JEREMY RENNER.