How God of War Should Have Ended
Kratos had traversed the Desert of Lost Souls,
bested the deadly traps of Pandora's temple
and escaped Hades.
There was but one task left.
Kratos had done the unthinkable:
a mortal defeating a god.
But in the end, knowing his visions of the past would never leave him
Kratos made his way to the black sea...
Kratos, what are you doing?
All gods will suffer my wrath!
Hold there! Where are you going?
We...We were going to make you the new god of war.
My vengeance will never be satiated.
Ok, sure. But, you killed all the gods.
Have I?
So...then...uh?...
Kratos finally got the vengeance he so badly wanted
he conquered all the gods and...
maybe went home?
Popped a brewski?
WRONG!!!
Bring me more gods to slay!
But there are no gods left.
No greek gods.
Ah! Prepare to meet your maker!
Does thou mean Stan Lee?
Rawr! Is that the best you can do?
This is more like it!
Slice your arm!
Why are you stabbing yourself? Why are you stabbing yourself? Why are you stabbing yourself?
Hahaha
Ares?
I already killed you.
Nope, I'm Mars.
The roman god of war.
Totally different.
No!
Oh man!
Let's skip to the end here. Let's see, we got...
...Diablo, Raiden, Gozer, Spaghetti Monster...
...Morgan Freeman.
Morgan Freeman?
Maaan, I can't kill you!
Get over here.
I loved you...
...in Shawshank.
Can't stop falling
Falling down this cliff.
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