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- A little while back
we got something that's called the Black Card
that is the VIP top card
that you can get from Topgolf.
Topgolf, we get free game play
(gasps)
any Topgolf in the world.
What we learned is that it gets us free golfing at Topgolf
for our entire Bay for as long as we wanna go there.
We made a video about it and it was pretty amazing.
So, the person at Topgolf that sent us the Black Card,
gave us a call this last week and said
"Hey, we wanna fly you and Lincoln down to San Diego
to the USS Midway Aircraft Carrier."
- This, this, huge.
- Giant ship.
And they're gonna do something crazy
where potentially we're gonna be hitting golf balls
off of the aircraft carrier into the ocean.
Does that sound weird?
So, this is just taking the Black Card to the next level.
Let's go see what this thing's all about.
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They have golf clubs here.
You didn't need to bring your golf clubs here.
- Stop, I know.
- So, we just got done golfing
with our friend Ben from Teslanomics
and we didn't have time to go back to the hotel.
So, we actually have our own golf clubs
but they're gonna have them for us up there.
So, we're kind of embarrassed about it.
We're gonna go store it somewhere
hopefully before anybody sees us.
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We are entering the aircraft carrier.
That is exactly six foot two.
Wow, look at this!
Look at all the airplanes inside of the aircraft carrier.
I know it's an aircraft carrier.
I know that's what it's called.
I should not be surprised.
But, there's a ton of room in here!
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All right, we made it to the event.
Really loud music here.
But, there is legitimately a golf bay
at the end of the aircraft carrier.
And you hit it to a barge just beyond it.
We're goinna go give it a shot
before too many people get here.
There's a few celebrities here like Mason Plumlee.
Mason Plumlee is with the NBA and he played for Duke.
Seven-footer.
Interesting to see him hitting.
And then Justine and Jenna from iJustine
is coming in a little bit.
So, I'm curious to see how everybody can hit it.
But, Lincoln really wants to hit it off the bay, right?
- Yeah. - Let's get up there.
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He's actually doing really well, yeah.
He's already hit two of 'em on there.
Okay, that's pretty rad.
(clacking)
Hey you crushed that!
That was good.
- Wrong way.
- Wrong way but you crushed it.
- We got Marcus from the Saints.
He is hitting the ball, he's hitting it pretty well.
It's about 130 yards.
The balls float in the ocean
and there's these guys on jet skis
that're just driving around picking up the golf balls
so, there ya go, we're not littering.
And then, also, the jet skis are trying to get sailboats
to not go near the pier because a lot of boats are trying
to get really close to there
and they're almost getting smacked with golf balls.
That wouldn't be good.
I don't think anybody's gonna get hit today
but it's funny to watch those jet ski guys.
Really good safety planning TopGolf.
Did you hit any on your first try?
- No.
- No? (laughs)
Be confident!
These are the ones that matter.
The shot tracer is following Lincoln and this is it.
Oh, left!
Oh!
You can see it right here on the shot tracer.
Went a little left.
Oh, oh, that looks good!
- That was really fun, just, oh, it's so scary.
Like, my hands are all sweaty and just, like, they hurt!
I gripped the clubs so hard.
- All right, this is it.
It's my turn, I'm a little nervous.
Not as nervous as Lincoln, though.
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(clacking)
It's that big wind hook.
(clacking)
- [Lincoln] Oh, oh!
- So close!
Lincoln made two in.
I made zero.
- [Lincoln] No, I made a few more, I thought, than that.
- I lose.
Justine and Jenna.
- Hi! - Hello!
- I'm like, where are they?
And then I see this giant fire thing and there you are.
- It's cold!
- I didn't make any,
I hit a couple on the thing,
but Lincoln made way more than me.
- Really, did you hit the ball?
- I hit the ball!
I hit the barge! - That's good.
- That's all that matters. - Yes.
- You wanna feel good about yourself, wait until I go.
- All right, do you think you're gonna hit one in?
- No, no!
- Do you think you'll hit the barge?
- If I do, it's by accident.
- You're gonna hit it.
- I'm gonna just hit the ball and see what happens.
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- [Justine] That's a little too far.
(clacking)
- This is it!
(clacking)
- Jenna, you only got, like, five shots.
They kinda booted you out.
- I definitely got-- - But, you did a good job.
- I hit all the balls, so.
- They went straight, they just didn't go far enough.
- No, they did not.
- They went in the ocean.
- They did, they did, so.
- That's really far, to be fair.
- So, the one thing that I was gonna say,
but it would throw off your look
is the heels - Yeah.
- might be part of the reason
why it's a little harder to hit.
- It's definitely not.
It's a me problem, but.
(laughter) - Let's blame it on the heels.
Yeah, the girls did great.
They hit it.
I didn't hit any in the thing. - It's so cold.
- And they didn't hit any in the thing.
So, only Lincoln's hit it in there, so far, tonight.
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Okay, one of our favorite things at TopGolf
are the donut holes
that you put the little injection things into it.
They have a whole setup for it.
We've been here for while.
We've been having fun.
Jenna and Justine golfed.
There's been a bunch of celebrities that've been golfing.
And it's fun to see some of them are really good
and some of them are really bad.
But, this is a really cool setting.
It's like, we have the whole aircraft carrier to ourselves.
I'm sure this is a big space
but it looks tiny on this giant aircraft carrier.
That's just how big this aircraft carrier is.
- Look how big the deck is!
It's so huge.
- Show 'em how big it is.
Run down there!
- Run? - Just go.
- My legs are tired. - You can do it!
I believe!
I just really wanted to make him run.
Okay, there he is, woop!
Did you get in trouble?
- I got caught.
- What did he say? - He said,
So, he tried to say something
and I was like "Oh, I'm sorry, what?
"What did you say?"
And he's like, "Slow down, no running!"
(laughter)
- You got in trouble!
- You saw me look back.
- They probably have a prison, a jail cell on this aircraft.
- Oh, yeah, for sure.
- Do something else stupid and see
if we can get you in the jail cell.
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We are about to show you the incredible five star hotel
that we're staying at tonight.
We went there earlier today and tried to check in
but our room wasn't ready.
But, now-- - We still need to do,
like, a room tour if it's cool.
- Yeah, room tour!
Room tour, cool room tour at night.
- Yup. - And yeah five star hotel.
Goodbye ship.
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All right, are you ready to see our hotel?
Our fancy hotel we're staying at?
This is just the entrance right here into the lobby.
Do you see the fanciness yet?
See, did I tell you it was five stars?
One, two, three, four, five.
They're right there.
Lounge, you find your fireplace and the grand piano.
The little forest riding the metal thing.
Another fire.
Show us the library, Lincoln.
This is like something out of Europe.
Look at this thing.
Let's see what book it is.
Oh, yeah, that's a real book.
This is called (speaking in foreign language) something.
This feels fancy.
I just keep saying, I need a different word for fancy.
Rich people stay here?
Or, I guess we're staying here.
But, full disclosure, we're not paying for it.
So, we're not one of the rich people, right?
(dinging)
Doorbell?
- Dad, there's a doorbell!
(snickering)
All right, we got a nice window,
and there's bread and stuff here, too.
Then, the bathroom.
(light switch clicking)
- [Dan] They already brought our luggage in.
That was nice of them.
Little closet, toilet room,
big shower, nice big bathtub.
And inside the room, we have two ginormous beds.
That is good, little sitting area.
Oh, is that chocolate?
- Yup.
- You have Oreo or something.
Ooh it is!
And then right here, they gave us some fancy breads,
some weird gelatins, some strange cheeses.
Oh, God, they're stinky.
Dan, Lincoln Markham.
A fancy drink of some sort of alcohol.
We don't drink alcohol, but that was a nice gesture.
Let's read the card real quick, here.
Welcome to the Grand Mar!
Please note that we have placed a $300.00
Food and Beverage Credit on your guest room
to enjoy any food and beverages, restaurant, day, yes!
$300, Black Card is the way to go!
We get $300 in food and we leave tomorrow at 2 P.M.
And it's nighttime.
How can we spend $300 in one day?
- Ice cream!
- That is a good suggestion.
$300 on ice cream.
We're gonna attempt it.
Stay tuned for our next video.
The challenge, can Lincoln eat $300 of ice cream.
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Lincoln, I haven't been completely honest with you.
- Hmm?
- [Dan] We're waiting for someone right now from TopGolf.
They just sent a message and they're here at the door.
Don't know what they have to say,
but they told me I can film it.
- What? - Go, get the door!
- What? (laughter)
- [Dan] It's a surprise.
I don't know what it is.
- Hi, guys! - Hi!
- How are you? - Good!
- Can I come in?
- Yeah. - Come on in.
- Awesome!
- [Dan] 'Kay, this is Kaylee with TopGolf.
- Hi, guys. - She sent me a text,
says she's coming, Lincoln had no idea.
- Yeah. - He's wondering
why we're waiting.
- I heard him, "This is why we've been waiting?"
Well, first of all, guys,
these are new Odyssey putters from our friends at Callaway.
- Oh. - Thank you.
- So, you guys are getting yours now
because you have your bags with you.
- Yes. - But, I can ship 'em
if you want.
- [Dan] Okay, we got a card.
- Let's party!
I had no clue that this was going on.
Because I asked you, like, at least five times
"What are we doing now?"
- [Dan] What's it say?
- "Congrats, Lincoln.
"You had the best, most accurate shots
"on our first ever."
Wait, really?
"You had the best, plus most accurate shots
"on our first ever TopGolf event aboard the USS Midway.
"Enjoy all your winning glory.
"Hashtag Top Tracer Verified.
"TopGolf."
- Wait, he really was the number one?
You're not just saying this because we're making a video?
- No, so, when you write your name on that piece of paper,
- Yeah.
- our amazing friend, John, who handles Top Tracer,
took track of every single shot.
So, at the end of the night, he gave me a list,
and you were the most accurate and best shot
(laughter)
out of everybody at our event.
- That is so funny.
- And, you need to read the top now.
- "P.S. Where do you want,
"where do you want your brand new
"55 inch, sixth series, TCL TV shipped?"
- What, a new TV? - What?
- That's what you get for winning!
- What is this?
(laughter) Lincoln, 13 year old.
He had to have been the youngest one there.
- You were the youngest there by far.
I got the name, I said Lincoln Markham.
Of course it was.
(laughter)
Some big shoes to work into next year for this.
- Wait, is this happening again?
So, he's the defending champ? - We're hoping.
- He can come back? - As of now,
you're the defending champ.
- Just for fun, I'm gonna list some of the celebrities
that were there that Lincoln beat.
Here's the text of some celebrities that Lincoln beat.
And he beat me, he beat me.
You saw it in the video.
He totally beat me.
All right, thank you TopGolf for sending us out here.
We were not paid to make this video.
They did pay for our travel here.
So, yes and there was no rigging of the competition.
This is Top Tracer technology here
that is the one that decided who the winner was
and spit out the winner
based off of the accuracy of the night.
Lincoln definitely was the winner and I'm impressed.
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