CREW MEMBER: A set.
CREW MEMBER: B set.
Who's ready for a grilled frank, huh?
Bacon!
Sausage!
Eggs!
Spam!
Cheese!
Butter!
Sounds like the 70s--
a bunch of people would get together, and the next thing
you know, it was all hands, and butts, and tits,
and ooh, I could just slip right in there and out.
And nobody would know the difference.
It was great.
Then the 80s ruined everything.
[LAUGHING]
Please, no.
Come on, you guys.
Get out of here.
Get out!
Hold on.
I didn't like that one.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hold up.
Wow.
That one hurt.
ATTENDANT: Neat.
OK.
That one hurt.
She made me do it so fast.
Yeah, MD.
I mean, seriously, seriously, you gotta slow down.
[RETCHING]
That one-- that is disgusting.
That is disgusting.
Give it to me.
Two, two, two, two.
Oh my god.
It really is disgusting.
[LAUGHING]
Pulled pork.
Well, cement it with fear.
Oh.
And you can get him to eat a shit sandwich?
That would be fun.
Ooh, you can get him to eat a shit sandwich.
That would be fun.
No.
[LAUGHING]
[MUMBLING] Well, you can get him to eat a shit sandwich.
That would be fun.
No.
[LAUGHING]
- Talk a bunch of Latin. - Yeah.
That's me.
I'll fake it.
What do you mean, fake it?
You don't know your Latin anymore?
Well, I'll need to fake most of it.
But you got to fake it.
Like, trust me.
No one will even know.
I mean, on the streets you got to fake.
You know what I mean.
If you're orgasming, you fake it.
You know, the guys that don't fake--
[LAUGHING]
What do you mean, you'll fake it?
You don't know your Latin anymore?
Don't worry about it.
I can sell anything, you know.
You know how many times I fake on the streets?
You orgasms, the O's, you know?
You have to fake.
The guys that don't fake, they're
the ones that get it the worst.
Those are guys who don't survive.
So I fake.
- You fake-- - Are you telling me--
Are you telling--
[LAUGHING]
--You fake orgasms on the street--
Like, when people rape you, you
fake an orgasm so that the rape lasts a shorter amount of time?
Do you--
Sometimes you don't fake it.
[LAUGHING]
Well, sometimes-- well, sometimes, you don't fake it,
because it's so good.
[LAUGHING]
Well, sometimes you don't fake it, and it just ends naturally.
OK.
[LAUGHING]
Who the hell is going to want to buy 'em?
What are you talking about?
Everyone's going to want to buy them.
Everyone loves them, especially little kids.
Oh.
What the hell--
What are you-- what?
You've never seen a little kid enjoy a cream pie--
they love it. Look--
Well, it's on the internet, but then you go right past it.
They're not anywhere.
Like fairs, and--
Oh my--
Fairs?
Who's doing that to kids at fairs?
[LAUGHING]
Why are kids doing this?
Why are we watching them?
I don't watch them.
I just give it to the kid and go.
I got what I want.
You are going to get a lot of trouble.
No.
It's not like I'm going to give them without the kid's parents'
permission. It's fine.
What kind of sick assholes are going
to allow their parents to--
Every parent.
My mom would let me have them all the time.
[LAUGHING]
Yeah
That makes a lot of sense.
My mom have them all the time.
- What? - OK.
Wait a minute.
My mom let me have them the time.
Every now and then, like, a guy will
come over and give her a cream pie, and I would enjoy it.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I will shove you into a box, a glass box,
and put you on display.
Think of the smell, you bitch!
Rotting fish, furniture, fish--
[LAUGHING] - Sorry.
Wait.
You say another word, and I swear on my life,
I will dice you into a tiny million little pieces.
I'll shove you in a box.
I will shove you in a box.
[LAUGHING]
If you do not shut your mouth, I swear on my life
I will dice you into a tiny million little pieces.
I will shove you into a box.
[LAUGHING]
I will shove you into a box, and I'll
put that box into the freezer.
[LAUGHING]
What should I do now.
I don't give a shit.
Why are you here?
ATTENDANT: Charlie, take an inch backwards, please.
[LAUGHING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]