- When you get a zit,
you can use concealer on that (beep).
- But what happens when you need
to conceal coffee stains on your teeth?
And you aren't patient?
- It's Ladylike, and we're trying makeup for teeth!
(upbeat piano music)
- My teeth are like, fine.
I still have all my wisdom teeth that I need to get rid of.
But I'll get to that later in life.
- I like my teeth now.
I didn't really like my teeth growing up
because they were kinda discolored.
And eventually I did get them whitened.
- I drink a lotta Diet Coke without straws
because like, we canceled straws last year.
I've been noticing like a lot more yellow on my teeth
than there used to be.
- I don't drink coffee, I don't drink soda.
I pretty much just drink water.
Every now and then I'll have tea.
- I've never really had success
with over-the-counter products for teeth whitening.
- I've whitened my teeth like a bunch of different times.
I always like trying different teeth whiteners.
My teeth are actually pretty sensitive
and so sometimes whitening my teeth hurts them.
And so now I just try to not eat foods
that would stain my teeth.
- Obviously Americans have like a weird, cultural obsession
with like white teeth.
And I think we kind of ignore that there are lot
of natural variations in teeth color
that are kind of determined
by like, genetics and environment.
- Whether you can get like what our beauty standards dictate
is nice teeth is very much tied to class.
And so I think the beauty standard
of having nice teeth in particular is one
that I feel like people have
really complicated feelings about.
Like I was fine with my teeth
before people made me feel bad about 'em.
And then I was like, "All right, I gotta get 'em 'fixed."
- Obviously there's like a lot of classism,
like when it comes to making sure that you have like,
the right teeth that can get into all the good parties.
Like the hottest teeth in town.
- I think that this product will work.
I don't know how longterm this product is.
Because even with nail polish,
it's like the next day that's gone.
I'm pessimistic about its longevity, I'm skeptical.
- If these look natural, that would be cool.
I was at a club once and my friend was like,
"Your mouth is glowing.
"Did you put a glow stick in there?"
and I was like,
"All right, I'm gonna lay off on the whitening."
- On the box it talks a lot about how like,
practice makes perfect.
Which makes me think that maybe like, never makes perfect.
But I dunno!
We're gonna see!
(uptempo music)
- We have our kits!
- Okay!
- So, they come with multiple, like powders.
And one is labeled natural shade
and the other is labeled celebrity shade.
I'm 100% gonna do the celebrity shade.
- Yeah, I wanna do celebrity, too!
- Same, I'm doin' celeb.
- I wanna know like, what celebrity shade looks like.
- And these little baby brushes!
- Add two drops of the liquid activator
into the powder and stir until no powder remains.
You will be left with a milk white consistency.
Got two drops of my liquid activator,
don't know what to do!
(laughs)
(singing)
I've got a lovely bunch of liquid activator.
Activated!
- Activated with the tiniest bottle I've ever seen.
- And then we stir for 30 seconds until there's no powder.
- Stirring, it's stirring.
Oh, it's turning into paint!
- Mine is real gloopy, though.
- Yours looks exactly like mine.
So either we're both right or both wrong.
- Well someone will be right, someone will be wrong.
Will you find out next
on Kristin Makes People Do Annoying Tries!
- Then we dry our teeth.
- I'm drying my teeth!
- Place a portion of a rolled paper towel under your tongue
behind your lower teeth.
- Like what they do at the dentist.
- And then you put this in.
- How do you put this in?
- Oh my god my paper towel is like already so wet.
- Like this.
- You got it?
- Show us.
(laughs)
- I can't laugh.
Ha ha ha ha.
- I can't do this.
I don't think my mouth is big enough.
- Me either.
- I can't get it in my mouth, it's like too big.
(screams)
- [Jen] Squeeze it!
- I am squeezing it.
- Hook it in your mouth.
I can't believe how easy I did it.
Open your mouth, open your mouth.
- Hold on!
- Hook one, okay?
See?
Right in there.
(screams)
And close.
- My mouth is too small.
- Is my mouth too small, too?
- I think my mouth is too small.
- I got a giant-ass mouth.
- Wait so there's a way to do it
without actually using this.
(crickets chirping)
(laughs)
You just gotta put cotton in your mouth.
- That's what I'm doing.
I got it!
Apparently I just create so much saliva
I just can't do it.
- I can't (mumbles)
- I'm going to get started.
- Uh oh, I put too much on.
- Me too.
- Hey, it kinda worked she said, not having finished.
(dramatic music)
- I'm gay.
- There's cotton in the middle of my teeth.
(laughs)
- How long does it take to dry?
- 30 seconds?
- 60 seconds.
- I gotta do another pod.
- This actually hurts.
- Then take it off.
- Okay.
I've never had this much drool.
- I know, it's so much.
Why is this happening to me?
- Why did I do this to us?
- My teeth are just all different shades now.
Oh god!
- Ew, ew, ew, ew!
(slurping)
- I think my top teeth are dry.
- And then you need to do a finishing coat after that.
(cat hissing)
- The finishing coat actually tastes really good.
- Actually, the finishing coat helps.
- My mouth is too wet and it's getting wiped away.
Do I look like a celebrity?
(laughs)
- Your teeth look the best of anyone's.
There's lipstick all over my face.
I can't get the bottom teeth.
- Yeah 'cause your mouth isn't dry enough.
- Especially 'cause this doesn't fit.
- It's weird is that it fit for me.
I guess I do have a big mouth.
- Okay, I'm done with this now.
I look like someone outlined my teeth.
Are my teeth just going to be like this for 24 hours?
- How did they say to take it off?
- I don't think they did.
(laughs)
- There's no way it can work for my bottom teeth.
- Bottom teeth it was just a lost cause.
That's like right where you produce drool.
- My top teeth look like okay.
- Did you do anything?
(laughs loudly)
- I tried to do the bottom.
There's too much drool, it can't be done.
And I did the top teeth as much as I could
'cause I wanted it to still look realistic
rather than painted on.
But the difference is like very, very subtle.
But I do see a difference.
Just don't look at it up close.
- What we learned from this is that
if your mouth doesn't fit this thing,
you are in trouble.
Your big mouth got it.
(laughs)
- From far away, it does make my smile look whiter.
- Really?
- I feel like I see the paint strokes on both of your teeth.
It's actually a lot harder than it looks.
- Celebrity!
I'm a celebrity!
- I'm a celebrity!
(upbeat music)
- So we have let our teeth set for 30 minutes.
And now we're gonna try eating some food
to see if it makes a difference.
- Now that it's dry, I really feel like up close
it just looks like I have heavy plaque on my teeth.
- Same.
- Cheers!
- Apple fight!
(dramatic music)
- Mine's instantly coming off on to the food.
- Lemme see.
It is!
Mine isn't but I did have a lot less to begin with.
How's yours, Jen?
- Mine's not coming off in the apple.
This is a good apple.
- If you have excess and you don't want it on your teeth
just clean it off with an apple.
Yours is staying on.
- Yours is pretty on, too.
- I just flossed with the apple (mumbles).
I think I may have put a little too much on.
So like, mine's definitely taking all of it off.
- I've never looked at myself in the mirror
while eating an apple but I guess I like it.
(jazz music)
- We get it, you know you're hot.
(laughs)
(elevator music)
- Okay!
So I made everyone put makeup on their teeth.
- Yeah I gotta be honest with you.
I loved this.
(laughs)
- I think actually it worked really well for the two of you.
- It wasn't terrible for me.
I would say from afar it looks really, really good.
From close up it does look like
I need a deep clean on my teeth.
I tried doing a lighter touch.
But even though I did a much lighter touch,
you can still see the brush strokes.
- So if you have to deal
with a private tooth investigator, then don't.
- Unless you are confident
that you can apply it really well,
it would be something that I would be okay with using
if it was just for a video shoot or for photos.
If I was going to an event
where I'd have to interact with people,
I would be self-conscious about using it
because I think the downside of not knowing how to apply it,
if you're doing it for the first time
there's gonna be a learning curve.
- They do like say on the box over and over
like, practice please!
I'm also like a testament to the fact
that you need to practice
and if you don't practice it's a mess.
Like, this is a mess.
I put too much on.
I also couldn't get my mouth in the thing.
You have a stretchy mouth.
- Yeah.
(laughs)
Like, look at this.
(triumphant music)
- Just showin' off her mouth capacity.
- Wow, wow!
(laughs)
- I feel like for me, the food took it right off.
- Mine actually stayed on.
So I was impressed.
- I wasn't sure how to take it off
and now I know, it's apples.
- My makeup is really caked on to the teeth.
So the apples didn't do much.
But boy were they delish!
(laughs)
Trying makeup for your teeth!
- Lady tested, lady Crested!
- Like Crest, the paste.
- Like the toothpaste.
- Like the toothpaste that you rub on your teeth.
- I had to explain this joke to Chantel.
- Kristin came up with this one.
- Yep, thought she said crusted.
- I messed it up, cool.
Love jokes to explain!
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