Hey guys, it's me, Milo
And welcome to my Monster School Vlog
Where I tell you all the neat stuff I learned in Monster School
Today was super, awesome, amazing!!
Today, we learned about
Rooooaaarrr!
Do you know what kind of animal makes that sound?
Okay, yeah a lion does
Oh, and a tiger
Oh, and a bear
You know, a lot of animals make a sound that goes
Roooaaarrr!
But do they do this, too?
Stomp...stomp...stomp...stomp...
I'm so menacing
Stomp...stomp...stomp...
Do you know what I am?
A dinosaur!!!
Yup, I learned all about them in Monster School today
Oh, my favorites, they're falling
Poor little guy had such a fall
Oh, here's one more
Oh, you're fiercesome looking
Look at those choppers
Nom nom nom nom nom
Dinosaur means terrible lizard
They were fierce gigantic reptiles
That ruled the earth 165 million years ago
Look at the toothsome T. rex
Terrifying
165 million years ago was like a long long long time
You and I weren't even born yet
Maybe our mom-sters and pop-sters were
I'm going to ask
Hey, mom-ster and pop-ster
Were you around with the dinosaurs?
Yeah, okay
The answer is, "No"
Our mom-sters and pop-sters were not around when the dinosaurs lived on the earth
And they don't appreciate the implication
You'll just have to take my word for it
Sorry again, mom-ster
Sorry, pop-ster
Roar!!
Stomp, stomp, stomp
Oh, there were so many different kinds of dinosaurs
The Brachiosaurus was the tallest dinosaur in all the land
It was about three giraffees tall
Imagine a creature that tall coming into your backyard
I mean, how do you play with something so big?
Very carefully
Unless you want to get stomped
Now the Compsognathus was one of the smallest dinosaurs
I know I said dinosaurs are gigantic
But this one was teeny tiny
The size of a cute little chicken
Bwack bwack bwack bwack bwack
See how small it was?
You shouldn't tease a Compsognathus, little chicken
Because it just might eat you
The Compsognathus was a meat eater
Or a carnivore
Carnivores eat other animals
Some dinosaurs were herbivores
And only ate plants
And a few dinosaurs ate both animals and plants
Making them omnivores
One of the meanest meat eaters was Tyrannosaurus rex
It had powerful legs and a super strong tail
Roar...roar...roar
Look at its big jaw
It's so big, it could crush bones
Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp
That's not a very polite way to eat
Didn't anyone tell the Tyrannosaurus rex
it was supposed to chew with its mouth closed?
I'm pretty sure that dinosaurs didn't have good manners
How could it even wipe its mouth after eating?
It has such teeny tiny little arms
Roooaaarrr!!
I am a T. rex
I've got a spot on my face and I can't quite reach it
Boy, it's tough being a Tyrannosaurus rex
But it sounds like all the dinosaurs had it rough
My teacher says they all died about 65 million years ago
My calendar only goes back to January
There was an asteroid, which is a giant rock that fell from space
The real asteroid hit the earth and made a big hole
and dust and dirt went everywhere
and it changed the weather and it caused the dinosaurs to die
Poor little Compsognathus
Didn't have a chance
[crying]
I'll give you a proper burial
So if the dinosaurs are gone, how do we know so much about them?
Scientists!
They found dinosaur teeth, bones, claws, and even eggs
all over the world
The eggs won't hatch, no matter how long you sit on them
I asked
That's it for my Monster School Vlog today
Hope you liked it
See you later, monster-gators
The pencil can't even reach the paper
I'm so hungry
How could a Tyrannosaurus rex do anything with such teeny tiny arms?
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[yawn]
So sleepy