Siri: Sorry, I didn't get that.
Other Computer Voice: Sorry, I didn't catch that.
Other Computer Voice: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
SHUT UP!
*knocking*
Sarah: Babe, don't be nervous. You look so great.
Steven: I just, I really want your friends to like me.
Sarah: Hey, don't worry. They're going to.
Steven: Okay.
Marty: Hey guys, I'm glad you could make it to Marty's Game Party!
I'm, uh.... I'm Marty by the way.
Steven: Oh, hey.
Sarah: Oh, Marty, this is my boyfriend, Steven.
Marty: Hey, nice to see you man.
Steven: Good to meet you.
This is a... this is a really nice place you got here.
Marty: Oh yeah, yeah. My girlfriend does a lot of the upkeep around here.
Actually, um... Let me introduce you guys. Uh, babe, this is Sarah's new boyfriend, Steven.
Steven, this is my girlfriend, Alexa.
Isn't she pretty?
Sarah: Oh, baby, come here. Come here, come here, come here..
Steven: Okay...
Marty: They're pretty cute, huh?
Sarah: Babe, this is my best friend, Stacey.
Stacey: Hi Steven! So nice to finally meet you! I've heard so many things about you!
Steven: Hopefully, all good things?
Stacey: *hysterical laughter*
Oh my god, by the way, Steven, I wanna introduce you to my girlfriend, Google Home.
Chris: Sup brah!
Steven: Yo!
Chris: Chris.
Steven: Good to meet ya, man!
Chris: Yeah, this is my girlfriend, Siri.
Todd: I'm Todd, this is TomTom.
My wife.
Marty: All right, who's ready for Marty's Game Party?!
Everyone (except Steven): Marty's Game Party!
Marty: Okay, Steven. Uh, since you're the new one here at Marty's Game Party, why don't you start us off?
Steven: Okay, what are we gonna play?
Stacey: Oh, I got a game! Headlines!
Everyone: Ohhh....
Stacey: Steven, name the top story on Google News.
Steven: Okay, we're just guessing? Um, the Kardashians have a new TV show?
Google Home: "The population of Cape Verde Island is dwindling due to extreme flooding".
Everyone (except Steven, obviously): Oh, wow!
Stacey: Nice job, baby.
Marty: Looks like he doesn't pay attention to current events.
*everyone except Steven laughs*
Marty: It's fine, Steven. It's fine. I'll give you another chance.
How 'bout we play a little "Dim the Lights"?
Chris: Oo... I love that game.
Sarah: You got this one, baby.
Marty: Steven, dim the lights to 60%
Steven: Okay...
Marty: Good for beginners, easy one.
Everyone: Alright, alright.
Marty: Not nice enough. Alexa, can you dim the lights to 60%
Everyone (except (you get it by now)): Oh... snap!
Marty: I guess, some of us didn't take percentages in class.
Great job, babe.
Stacey: Aw, they make such a good couple.
Steven: Hey um, why don't we just play... a normal game like Pictionary.
Todd: You mean a game that's only playable for people with hands?
Sarah: I'm sorry Todd, he doesn't know. He's new.
Chris: Okay, ok... Why don't we just play Movie Times?
Marty: Oh, that's a great one Chris.
Alright, this is your little shot of redemption, Steven.
Chris: Okay, you ready? Name movie times for The Power Rangers in the Tri-Cities area. Go.
Steven: Why would I even know that?
Siri: I found quite a number of times for Power Rangers.
7:45 at AMC, 8:15 at AMC, 8:35 at AMC, 9:10 at AMC
Siri: Completed list of movie times for Power Rangers in the Tri-Cities area.
Everyone (except Steven & Sarah): Ohh...
Chris: My girl loves to win.
Todd: C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
Steven: Okay, is this some kind of joke?
Todd: How about we play Guess The Zipcode!
Marty: Oh, great one Todd.
A game for everyone, right Steven?
Alright, let's think. How about... Corpus Christi, Texas.
Steven: I don't know!
1... 7...
TomTom: The zipcode is 78401.
Marty: Oh, that's totally right!
Steven really? A two-number zipcode? Like, who even thinks that exists?
What is that, the zipcode of Slovenia?
Are you stupid?
Guys, every couple has won a game. Except for these two losers. Right, right?
Stacey: Sorry, Sarah.
Todd: Just what happens when you date a skinbag.
Marty: Oh!
Everyone (except (you know what)(including Siri, Google Home & TomTom)): *laughs*
Steven: Ok, hahahah. You guys can go ahead and keep laughing. But, I'm not the one dating an object.
Todd: Do not objectify my wife!
I'm sorry sweety, he didn't mean that, he didn't mean that... come here... *kiss* it's okay...
*proceeds to make out with TomTom*
TomTom: You've arrived at your destination.
Everyone (except Todd, Steven & Sarah): Awwww...
Steven: Okay, what is wrong with you people?
Marty: Okay, Steven... I think you should just leave Marty's Game Party.
Steven: Okay, fine. I'll leave. Come on, Sarah. Let's go.
Sarah: I think I'm just gonna stay.
Steven: Woah, seriously?
Siri: I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that.
Steven: No, I wasn't talking to you, you stupid machin...
Alexa: Playing "Rage Against The Machine"
*music plays* - Steven: No, I didn't say to play music!
Google Home: Play music.
Steven: No, turn it off.
Alexa: Lights off.
Marty: Dance Party!
*everyone except Steven cheers*
Steven: You know what, thank you all for such a...
(sarcastically) ...lovely evening
but, I think it's time for me to leave.
Have a good night.
Marty (in background): Alright guys, time for next game!
Orgy!
*everyone except Steven cheers and chants "Orgy!"*
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