- Welcome to Carl's Carwash.
(upbeat music)
- Step right up, step right up,
and ride the riggitiest, rockiest roller coaster
to ever loop the loop in the land.
Why I tell you, I've seen grown adults
the size of two men run for the hills
just from the sight of the swoops and swirls.
Only the bravest and boldest dare ride this roller coaster
for the low, low cost of one ride ticket.
- Whoa, that sounds awesome.
Let's do it.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
(upbeat music)
- Everybody, throw your arms up.
(kids cheering) (upbeat music)
- [All] Yay.
- Oh, no.
The kids coated my coaster with a colorful carnival candy.
I really have to rethink my riding with candy policy,
but first I got to get this coaster cleaned up
at Carl's Carwash.
(gentle music)
- Whee.
Yep, still fun.
Where did that come from?
(upbeat music)
Rodney from the carnival?
- Carl calamity, catastrophe,
a candy crisis of critical condition.
- Cleaning?
- Confirmed.
- (Carl laughs) Can do.
Let's get started.
What kind of vehicle are you driving?
Is the vehicle a train, a roller coaster, or a mining cart?
That's it.
It's a roller coaster.
Now, let's see how messy this roller coaster is.
Is it a little messy, medium messy, or super duper messy?
I'd say it's medium messy.
Looks like candy to me,
but what kind of candy makes up this mess?
It's fluffy, crunchy, and sticky.
Is it Halloween candy, Christmas candy, or carnival candy?
It's conclusively carnival candy.
And finally, what size is this vehicle?
Is it normal sized or is it big?
That's one long coaster,
so I'd say it's big.
(upbeat music)
- Whoa, now that is a slick sight to be seen.
- That'll be 25 tokens, Rodney.
- For only 25 tokens, I can win a wash.
I'll up my odds by dropping them in by fives.
Five, 10, 15, 20, 25.
This is gonna be fun.
(upbeat music)
It's curtains for that cotton candy.
(upbeat music continues)
That popcorn pops right off.
(upbeat music continues)
Whoa, look at the loop de loop.
(upbeat music continues) (engine squeaks)
Now there's a stomach turning twist
if I've ever seen one.
(upbeat music continues)
A candy apple today can go away.
(upbeat music continues)
Step right up, Carl, and gaze upon the cleanest
coaster to curve around corners, climb colossal heights,
and come careening down like a corkscrew.
In fact, you should come to the carnival and give it a ride.
- Thanks, Rodney,
but I don't think big scary rides are for me.
Besides, I have all the excitement I need right here.
- Suit yourself, Carl.
So long.
(upbeat music)
- Yup, still exciting.
(upbeat music)
- [Kid] Woo.