(seductive music)
- Smushin' was good, but it's time for Shantelle to leave.
And I got to call her a cab.
This girl has to leave. (chuckles)
(phone rings)
- [Man On Phone] (inaudible)
- Hello?
- [Man On Phone] Hello?
- Yes, hi.
- [Man On Phone] Hi.
- I would like a cab please.
- [Man On Phone] Where are you?
- I am in Seaside Heights, New Jersey state.
- [Man On Phone] I ain't gonna have nobody
down there for about,
probably about an hour.
- Are you kidding me?
- [Man On Phone] No.
- I don't have an hour.
- [Man On Phone] Oh, well.
- She's gonna die.
I'm like, it's four in the morning.
How many cabs could be out right now?
(inquisitive music)
(phone clicks)
(inquisitive music continues)
I don't know if this girl wants to hang around,
but I definitely don't want her to hang around.
We have to go.
(laughs)
Hold on.
(laughter)
- I'm serious though I have like thirty shoes.
I have like a million shoes.
- I gotta get some sleep.
I want to get it in, get her out, call the cab.
They know the deal.
Like who wants to spend the night?
Your cab's here.
- Cab?
- Cabs are here!
- Cabs are here.
Cabs are here.
- They're in the cab.
- What? They're not in the cab.
- All right.
(upbeat music)
- Adios.
- I'll call you.
- Thanks for last night.
Love you.
- Okay, love you.
- Where's my chain?
- Is this clean?
- Trying to think. I don't remember.
My chain means the world to me.
I don't remember where I put it.
- She stole it.
- Maybe.
- Sell it on Ebay.
- I need to find my diamond chain.
Yo, I don't know where I put my chain. I lost it.
- (bleep) me. Your diamond chain?
- Yeah.
- Come on bro.
- Swear to God.
- You better (bleep) find that (bleep) bro.
- Weird.
- Check everywhere, bro.
- I'm flipping out, trying to retrace my steps.
- I'm telling you, she took it.
I'm thinking, you know,
the girl that you brought home last night,
stole your chain obvi.
- Yeah, but she left with nothing. I seen.
- She probably stuffed it in her ass(bleep).
(music)
- Maybe.
- Well, it's not under the bed.
- I don't know what happened to my diamond chain.
I don't know if this girl stole it.
If I gave it to her, if I put it on her.
But it's missing and it's my favorite gold chain.
The hell goes on in this house?
(upbeat music)
You know I can't find my chain, trying to think.
I don't remember where I put it.
It's definitely not in here.
My sneakers are still in there.
My sunglasses were still in there.
- (bleep) did I say?
- Maybe she has it.
Yeah, she got it.
She got it.
What's up, bey.
- Hey. How are you?
- Good. How are you?
- What the hell?
- I see my diamond chain glistening in the sun,
like looking all perfect.
I'm like, phew, thank God.
(bleep) Yo we was like rip the whole house apart.
- Oh my God.
- I was like, I can't keep that.
- She's like all happy.
Like, "Oh yeah, I forgot to give you this back."
I'm like, you got to be kidding me.
- And.
- Where you going at, the beach?
- I want my shoes.
- Where are they?
- [Shantelle] I don't know.
- Let's find them.
(Shantelle giggles)
- This is what I get for going into
the nasty ass smush room.
Like I'll never go in this smush room again.
- The funniest thing just happened.
- What?
- We're getting knock at the door,
it's the girl from last night,
and she's wearing the chain.
- [Snooki] Shut up.
- She's upstairs right now with him.
- I feel like the girl just took Pauly's chain,
so the next day she can come back and see Pauly again
and probably try and smash.
- Like this?
- No.
- I would do that.
- When did you take them off?
- I don't know.
- Either do I.
- We're looking around and they are nowhere to be found.
So she lost her dignity, her self respect.
So what the hell you need shoes for?
(chuckles)
If I find your shoes I'll call you.
- They're black with wood heels.
- So I'm now coming up with a new plan.
Whenever a girl leaves the house,
I'm going to hug her, and then pat her down
at the exact same time.
- The hell?
- Well.
- I'm not drinking for rest of my life, until tonight.
(laughter)