It looks like the Barry Bot system has a failsafe.
[STOMPING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ha ha, chef Barry.
Who designed this?
Oh, sorry, is this weird for you.
Yeah, weirdly therapeutic.
You took my daughter.
Go ahead, send me to jail.
I'll only escape again I feel so alive.
[COUGHING]
We could do this forever.
Cat and mouse.
Predator and prey.
Or not that.
[GUNSHOTS]
I, uh, I think you got her.
Yes, fools.
Cower before me.
Just like the world will cower before the German Reich.
Once we have the idol.
Says who?
Says Mein Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler!
The idol is pure uranium, and with it we
will construct a wunderwaffe, with the power
to destroy entire cities.
Typical.
Now you listen to me, Figgis, you snorer,
you're going to find my whores you're going
to find the bastards who took my whores
and crippled my right hand man.
Or.
Or, I'm just spitballing here, what if I
just gave you back the money.
Because I do not want the money!
That is why I exchanged the money
for goods and/or services, which is
the core concept of economics.
All this time you knew that I killed Ellis.
Well, I suspected.
All that stroke of three stuff, then you were trying so hard
to make Lana look guilty.
Helped by Marlin Jerkins over here.
Just because I was mad at her, I mean,
Jesus, I am such an idiot.
Oh, I wouldn't say that, darling.
You caught me.
Didn't you?
Well, yeah, but--
You knew that I was secretly having all these shoot
sabotaged because sandpiper crane was insuring
the productions for 10 times what they could
ever make at the box office.
Yes.
Conway.
Yeah, buddy.
Are there more bad guys behind me?
Nope.
You dick.
[LAUGHTER] You dumb ass.
I set this whole thing up.
I just needed a stand in for those broke ass Cubans.
Yeah, I get it.
I mean, come on.
The Chinese will pay five times as much for the whisper drive,
and once they do, let's just say, you better learn
to use some chopsticks, buddy.
Conway, wait.
Just answer me one question.
Yeah, make it quick.
My ride's here.
[COUGHING]
And your lungs are filling up with blood.
Did you have sex with my mother?
Wait, what?
That is your only question?
I must accept but I cannot lose men to, what you call,
this.
My men must think this was my decision.
That you somehow sweeten the deal.
Well, at this point the Reds are wearing off,
and the Bourbon's kicking in.
So you can pretty much name it.
But this way we have 20 kilos of
pure uncut Colombian cocaine.
Holy shit, yes, which we had already stolen.
So we still would have had it.
Plus the counterfeit million dollars,
which now we don't have.
Like 50 times I've tried to explain this.
Yes, I see now what you are saying.
Ta-da!
Jesus, it's like trying to explain
particle physics to a particle.
Aha, but this way, my way, Archer thinks we are dead.
So he will never think to come looking for us again.
It was still a stupid, stupid, stupid,
stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid
plan.
I know you have been sleeping with that-- that Len Trexler.
Oh, like your Mr. Monogamous.
For 40 years, Kroshka, you are my only woman.
Well, I didn't know that.
Da?
Do you know your son is here?
In the cells of the dreaded Lubyanka?
Yes, that's why I--
And that I am now awaiting results of DNA test
to establishing paternity?
I thought they just wanted my hair
so their scientists could unlock the secret
of its luxuriant fullness.
Touch it, Barry. - No.
Go ahead.
It's not that thick back here.
If he is not my biological son,
I will put personally a bullet in his brain.
Nikolai, please.
What do you think are his odds?
Well, I guess maybe one in three.
Wait, so you're not trying to destroy the world?
No.
Archer, I want to use the device for its intended purpose.
Eliminating our global dependency on fossil fuels.
Really?
Wow.
I mean, talk about cross wires.
But first, I'm going to make fossil fuel companies pay me
a huge ransom not to use the device whilst also running
a protection racket over every major country to ensure I
don't blow them up.
OK, well wires uncrossed.
You're evil.