You might be wondering why I'm in this cage.
No.
Well I'm gonna tell you. So sit back, It's a long story.
Alright, so get this. Notch lives somewhere in a far away place,
but to get there we have to find, wait for it…
Diamonds!
I haven't seen any.
Someone stole our diamonds!
*burp*
So that's what happened.
I know, I was there.
Order, order, tape recorder,
YOU!
You have been accused of stealing diamonds from this young gentleman.
What gentleman!?
THAT young gentleman. The one with the eyebrow, and the cloak.
Uh, you all kinda look the same.
*gasp*
Oh no, you didn't!
Silence!
The court summons its first witness to the stand.
I heard from the farmer that the priest told him, that the blacksmith told him,
that the woman over there told him that the diamonds were gone,
and I was like, "I bet it was that egg, he's a shifty character."
What did you see?
I usually see nothing, but, I was running around in circles, and, and,
he's a, he's a BAD MAN. You should kill him, or something…
Whoa, whoa, whoa wait!
And who are you?
I'm Steve, I'm representing the defendant.
Ah yes, Steam.
Uh, no, Steve.
Steam?
Steve.
Ah, Steel.
STEVE!
Spoon?
Ugh, Don't you think this is all a little unfair?
Yes.
Alright, so what's it gonna cost me to get him out of here?
100 emeralds.
How about 50?
How about 25?
How about some dirt?
Done.
YEAH!!
Uh, that's not normal, is it?