YOU ARE IN FOR SUCH A TREAT, MY FIRST GUESTS TONIGHT ARE MY TWO
FAVORITE AC'S WHO HOST THEIR OWN SHOWS, FROM AC360 AND WATCH WHAT
HAPPENS LIVE, PLEASE WELCOME ANDERSON COOPER AND ANDY COHEN!
CHEESIER (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> ON THEIR FEET.
LOOK AT THEM.
I TELL YOU, THAT IS INCREDIBLE.
THE PEOPLE LEAPT TO THEIR FEET RIGHT NOW.
>> WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHICH ONE IT WAS FOR.
>> YOU HAND OUT AT ERHAL BEFORE THE SHOW.
>> I KEEP IT ALL FOR ME.
>> OH REALLY?
THAT'S BH ST. >> WELCOME, GOOD IT SEE YOU
AGAIN.
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, ALWAYS GOOD TO TALK TO YOU GUYS.
>> YEAH.
>> WE'VE NEVER BEEN ON TOGETHER.
>> WE HAVE SOME WATER HERE FOR YOU ANDERSON AND I THINK YOU GET
NOTHING, AND WILL YOU LIKE IT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> CAN I MAKE YOU A DRINK.
>> NO IT'S FINE, ALL GOOD.
>> YOU GUYS ARE DOING THIS THING TOGETHER CALLED THE AC TWO
SQUARED.
THAT DOPE.
ARE YOU GUYS FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE IF YOU KNOW YOUR-- LIKE
TRUE FRIENDS. RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> THAT'S-- WHEN CAN WE CASH IN ON THIS THING?
WE'VE BEEN TO ABOUT 50 CITIES.
WE HAVE A WHOLE RUN THIS FALL IN VEGAS AND PHILLIE AND.
>> WOW, VEGAS.
>> L.A.
>> WE-- TWICE.
>> WE HELICOPTERED IN AND THE COOLEST THING ABOUT PLAYING IN
ATLANTIC CITY AS I'M SURE YOU KNOW, YOU HELICOPTER IN AND LAND
ON TOP OF IT THE GOLDEN NUGGET AND AS WE WERE LANDING ANDY SAID
OH MY GOD, I FEEL LIKE DIANA ROSS AND I SAID THAT'S WEIRD,
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE FRANK SINATRA.
>> THEREIN LIES THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US.
>> WHAT IS THE SHOW, WHAT DO YOU DO, A LITTLE DANCE?
>> IT'S LIKE GOING TO I BAR WITH US AND HEARING ALL OUR BEST
STORIES, BASICALLY.
>> UH-HUH.
>> DID YOU THINK ABOUT JUST GOING TO A BAR AND CHARGING
PEOPLE TO COME IN AND DO THIS.
>> THAT IS AN INTERESTING IDEA.
>> NO, IT IS 3,000 SEAT THEATERS, WE HAVE DONE IT FOR
THREE YEARS.
>> AND I BET ARE YOU PACKING THEM IN.
>> COUNTRY, WE DO ALL RIGHT.
>> IT'S A LOT OF LADIES WHO HAVE HAD A LIQUID DINNER BEFORE THEY
GET THERE.
>> SURE.
>> AND NOW THEY ARE READY FOR SOME DESSERT.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> A LITTLE EYE CANDY.
(APPLAUSE) >> A LITTLE ANDY CANDY.
>> ANDY CANDY.
>> ANDERSON'S REALITY AND I'M ESCAPE FROM REALITY.
THAT IS HOW WE WORK.
>> THAT IS KIND OF TRUE.
JUST BACKSTAGE I'M SO HAPPY ARE YOU HERE AM I LOVE TALKING TO
BOTH OF YOU BUT YOU SEEM SO HAPPY ALL THE TIME.
AND IF YOU WATCH OUR SHOWS WE ARE SLOWLY DECAYING.
>> YEAH, I KNOW.
>> HE IS THE HAPPIEST GUY I HAVE EVER MET IN MY LIFE.
HE'S ALWAYS HAPPY AND OPTIMISTIC AND YOU KNOW.
>> AND HE DEALS WITH REAL HOUSEWIVES.
>> SEE THAT?
>> I KNOW.
>> THAT'S ALSO A TRAGEDY.
>> HE HAS CONVINCE.
>> WHERE DO YOU FIND TIME TO BE FRIENDS BECAUSE BOTH OF YOU HAVE
MULTIPLE PROJECTS, MULTIPLE SHOWS.
>> WE TEXT EACH OTHER A LOT AND WE DO THIS TOUR SO WE GET TO
HANG OUT THAT IS REALLY WHERE THE TOUR-- YOU GET IT HANG OUT
WITH ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS.
>> LET'S TEST HOW MUCH YOU ARE FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TRAVELED
TOGETHER?
>> MANY TIMES, EVERY YEAR.
>> WE GO TO VACATION ONE ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR.
>> NICE PLACES, I'M GUESSING.
>> FOR REAL.
(LAUGHTER) >> DOES HE PICK WHERE, BECAUSE I
BET HE IS PICKING NICE PLACES.
>> YES, HE DOES PICK.
>> ANDY IS IN CHARGE OF ANYTHING FUN, ANDY IS IN CHARGE OF WHERE
WE GO OUT AFTER THE SHOW, AFTER WE DO A TOUR, IN WHATEVER CITY
WE ARE IN, ANDY DECIDES, LIKE WE WERE IN CHARLOTTE A FEW WEEKS
AGO AND ACTUALLY WE HAD BEEN TO 50 CITIES.
WE WENT TO OUR FIRST HOUSE PARTY.
>> THERE WAS THE MOST EMBARRASSING TIME OF MY LIFE.
WE SHOWED UP AT THESE GUISE HOUSE PARTY.
SOMEBODY TLD ME ABOUT THIS HOUSE PARTY, IT SOUNDED REALLY FUN.
>> SOMEONE ON INSTAGRAM TOLD HIM ABOUT SOME HOUSE PARTY.
>> SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW.
>> I MEAN I KNEW HIM CASUALLY.
>> YEAH, CASUALLY.
>> ON INSTA 2K3WR578.
ANYWAY, WE SHOWED UP IN SOME LIKE RANDOM ANONYMOUS APARTMENT
BUILDING IN CHARLOTTE.
WE'RE LIKE DING DONG.
>> HOW DID IT GO?
>> YOU KNOW, I MEAN HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU ARE LIVING IN
CHARLOTTE AND A WHITE WALKER WALKS INTO YOUR HOUSE PARTY, AND
LIKE YOU KNOW, JOLLY RANCHER.
I MEAN IT'S LIKE.
>> I HAD FUN.
>> HE'S THE JOLLEE RANCHER.
>> I LIKE THAT.
>> I COULDN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING.
>> WELL, LET'S TALK A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE WORLD, ANDERSON IF YOU
DON'T MIND, AND ANDY.
>> YESTERDAY OR TWO DAYS AGO, WHO KNOWS, A THOUSAND YEARS AGO.
>> IT DOES FELL LIKE THAT.
>> YOU CALLED TRUMP'S PERFORMANCE DISGRACEFUL.
>> I SAID THE MOST DISGRACEFUL PERFORMANCE BY AN AMERICAN
PRESIDENT ON A WORLD STAGE IN MY LIFETIME.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> IT JUST POPPED OUT.
I-- I'M NOT SAYING IT PROUDLY OR GLEEFULLY.
IT JUST POPPED OUT.
THE FIRST THING I SAID AS SOON AS THE PRESS CONFERENCE WAS
DONE, IT SORT OF POPPED OUT OF MY MOUTH.
>> YOU HEARD HE CHANGED ONE OF THE WORDS RIGHT.
>> YES, I DID. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
>> SURE.
>> IT IS VERY CLEAR.
>> NOW ST NOT DISGRACEFUL T IS JUST GRACEFUL, THE MOST GRACEFUL
PERFORMANCE.
>> YES.
>> YEAH.
>> BUT HE HAS THE BEST WORDS AS HE TOLD US DURING THE CAMPAIGN.
>> HE HAS THE BEST BRAIN, IS HE A VERY STABLE GENIUS.
>> IS HE A STABLE GENIUS.
>> HE IS A STABLE GENIUS.
THIS IS A JURCH, EITHER ONE OF YOU, DOES ANYONE ELSE SHARE MY
FEELING THAT I FIND IT OFFENSIVE TO CALL IT A PERFORMANCE?
THAT IS A DISGRACEFUL PERFORMANCE IT IS NOT A
PERFORMANCE, HE IS THE PRESIDENT.
HE IS JUST DISGRACEFUL.
IF IT IS A PERFORMANCE, IT IS EVEN WORSE.
>> YEAH.
IT'S FUNNY THOUGH, WHEREVER I GO ANDY ALWAYS TEXTS ME AND ST
OFTEN VERY IN CON GREWS TO WHAT MI ACTUALLY DOING.
>> DID YOU TEXT HIM IN HELSINKI.
>> I'M ON THE AIR FOR A GOOD 12 HOURS ON AND OFF.
>> AND I KEEP GETTING TEXTS AND I CHECKED DURING COMMERCIAL
BREAKS AND IT IS FROM ANDY SAYING LIKE SO HOW HOT ARE THE
GUYS IN HELSINKI?
I'M LIKE, I DON'T-- I'M ON THE AIR.
>> WHILE YOU ARE ON HELSINKI I WAS HOSTING A NEW YORK
HOUSEWIVES REUNION.
WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT THAT?
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> YES, WE WOULD.
>> IT WAS HELLOUS.
>> WELL, MUCH LIKE TRUMP AND PUTIN, CAROL AND BETHANY.
>> OH, NO.
>> YES.
>> OH YEAH, YEAH, BETHANY IS AN OLIGARCH.
>> OH.
>> SHE WILL POISON HER ENEMIES WITH THAT SKINNY GIRL [BLEEP].
>> HASN'T BETHANY NOW PUT OUT A STATEMENT CORRECTING SOME OF THE
WORDS SHE USED.
>> THAT IS A CLASSIC HOUSEWIVES APOLOGY, FOR REAL.
>> WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS, YOU'RE A WHORE.
>> YES, EXACTLY.
>> OKAY, NOT A SLUT, OKAY.
>> BUT CON VOINSED OUR WORLDS HAVE JOINED.
>> TOTALLY.
HE WAS HOSTING HOUSEWIVES REUNION.
>> THOSE WERE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES I WAS-- PRESIDENTIAL
DEBATES.
>> HE SAW MY BIT, HE ENDS THE TRUMP-CLINTON DEBATE BY SAYING
THE ONLY THING YOU CAN SAY WHEN EVERYTHING IS GOING SCORCHED
EARTH AT A HOUSEWIVES REUNION, AND HAVE I DONE IT ON THREE
REUNIONS, CAN EVERYBODY SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT EACH OTHER
IN THE ROOM.
>> I REMEMBER THAT.
>> FIRST OF ALL.
>> AND I TEXTED HIM-- YEAH.
>> NO, IT WASN'T.
>> THAT IS MY THING!
THAT IS MY THING!
>> IT WAS A TOWNHALL DEBATE AND THAT WAS AN AUDIENCE YES.
>> WHATEVER, WHATEVS.
>> THEY KNOW THE QUESTIONS AHEAD OF TIME.
WE SHARE THEM WITH THE CANDIDATES, WE KNOW ABOUT THIS.
>> THOUGH THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA.
I AM LIKE THAT'S MY THING.
>> LET'S GET BACK TO THE NEWS FOR A SECOND HERE.
HOW HOT ARE THE GUYS IN HELSINKI, ANDERSON.
BECAUSE WE BURIED THE LEAD HERE.
PLAWTION (APPLAUSE)
>> LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW, STEPHEN.
>> LIKE I DON'T KNOW, OKAY.
WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
WE WILL BE RITE BACK WITH MORE ANDERSON COOPER AND ANDY COUHEN
AC SQUARED, Y'ALL.