* You lookin' for somethin' to do here in Snowdin?
* You can go outside an' watch those WACKY skeletons do their thing.
* Y'know, they just sorta showed up one day and asserted themselves.
* Town has gotten a lot more INTERESTIN' since then.
* ("Snowdin Town" plays.)
WOWIE! A CONVENIENTLY-PLACED, EMPTY, UNOCCUPIED HOUSE!
I WANNA MAKE A GOOD FIRST-IMPRESSION ON OUR NEIGHBORS! (who does't?)
* (Sans, what are you doing?) * (Don't--)
* (Too late.)
* ah, a classic.
* (You spin me right round baby right round * (Like a record baby) *( Right round round round)
HELLO, PEOPLE OF THE UNDERGROUND!
HMMM... THEY MIGHT BE TOO SHY TO REPLY TO SUCH A COOL GUY...
I'LL GO MEET THEM IN-PERSON, INSTEAD!
* (What's that mysterious machine you've got there, Sans?)
* hey, bro. "ice" to see you helpin' out with the community.
* so, are they paying you for this? or is it "on the house"?
SANS, IT'S NOT A HOUSE, IT'S A LIBRARY.
* don't ya mean...
* "librarBy"?
ARGH!! NO!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME WRITE THAT!!
* (RIP.)
* WHAT is going on out here!?
* HM...!?
* Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me.
* You know what? It'll be fine.
* I'm sure no one will notice.
* Isn't my little Cinnamon Bun just the cutest little thing?
* He's such a cute, little Cinnamon Bun!
* I just wanna pinch his little cheeks!
* Bun-bun-bun-bun-bun-bun-bun...
* y'see, papyrus? people here love pets. we should get one.
* what about a lovely...?
ABSOLUTELY NO DOGS!! (you be hating the dog nation gabe will kill you)
* i was going to say "pet rock."
HMM... I SUPPOSE THAT WOULD BE A CONVERSATION STARTER.
* and you know what else?
* (The rock breaks the ice.) * (Perhaps a pun could be made out of this.)
* it's a real great "ice" breaker, too!
*SIGH*, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
* (The rock is covered in sprinkles.)
SANS, HOW 'BOUT WE ENTERTAIN THE MONSTERS OF SNOWDIN?
WE COULD START A BAND!
* actually, bro, i already have a band.
YOU DO???
* yeah, look.
* (That was low, Sans.) * (Even for your sense of humor.)
YOU KNOW I WAS TALKING ABOUT MUSIC, SANS!!
* well, i do have a trombone.
NEVER MIND!!!
SINCE WE CAN'T WIN THEM OVER WITH MUSIC TO THEIR EARS...
HOW ABOUT FOOD TO THEIR STOMACHS?
TO THE STOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!!
* way ahead o' ya, bro.
* ("ASGORE" intensifies!)
* (Papyrus mutilates the tomatoes with unbelievable dexterity.)
* (Where did he learn to do that?)
* (Papyrus cooks his noodles at a moderate temperature.)
THE GR-R-REAT PAPYRUS IS FINISHED!
WHAT DO YOU THINK, BROTHER?
* (The taste is indescribable.)
* (Your face reflexively scrunches up.)
YOU HATE IT. I CAN TELL...
AWAY IT GOES!
* Uhhh... U-U-Undyne? I'd, uhhh, I-I'd like to give you something!
* Aw, Alphys! You shouldn't 'ave!
* (Oh no.)
SO, SANS, LET ME SEE YOUR LOVINGLY-PREPARED MEAL...
...THAT YOU HAND-CRAFTED YOURSELF AND CERTAINLY DIDN'T BUY.
* um, well, uh-y'see, uh, the thing is...
*look, papyrus, a human!
WHERE?!?!?!
* (Pop.)
* phew...
* welp... i just wasn't ready for the responsibility.
SIGH... LOOK AT ALL THE FRIENDS UNDYNE HAS.
SAY, MAYBE I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, COULD JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD...!
GASP!
* all right, bro. let's get you in the royal guard!
Subtitle Edit and Re-Timing by Trimint Pikachu
* (Watching this video feels you with DETERMINATION.) ;)
* What's with all the ruckus, mannn?
* HM?
* HERE, MANNN!
(The "fittiest" laughter from the angriest librarian.)
*Practices saying "librarby" over and over*
* Is THAT it?
*Practices saying "librarby" over and over when angers keeps heating and heating*
* RACHE-
* He's such a cute, little Cinnamon Bun!
* I just wanna punch his-
* Oops- I didn't mean to say "punch"! * Heh...
*Lizard Incoherently Stuttering*
Closed Captions by IMMACYCLOPS... with thanks to the United Kingdom Caption Author(s) :-D