In all things, there must be a balance.
With bad there’s good, with yin there’s yang, with death there’s Africa by Toto.
Now, I almost forgot the balance and didn’t do a weakest stands video after my strongest
stands.
Since I’m still working with how I’d like to determine that, I’m going to have this
which is can possibly go hand in hand with the weak category.
It depends.
This is going to be my worst stand list, and a few things to get straight first.
For one, my thoughts on a stand hold no binds to how they were introduced, who their user
is, or the fights involved with these stands.
A few of the stands I have on the list have good fights, but this is on the stand and
not everything around it.
Second, worst is subjective.
You might like some of the stands mentioned here, and if you do then that means you have
your reasons on it, so that’s fine.
Now, since we got all the formalities out of the way we can start this off.
Number 10, Bastet.
For what Heritage for the Future did to this stand, I give it massive credit.
I think if I had seen this humanoid form in the manga or anime, I don’t think I’d
even be mentioning this stand.
But, for my first reason is this.
(Bastet stand stands introduction).
Look, the first time I had seen this (and sometimes even now) I died when I saw this.
I like idea behind the stand in it’s ability and love the game humanoid form, but when
it comes to this outlet…
I just can’t get behind it.
The idea of just being the one to unfortunately touch a plug that was set due to a stand is
just so odd since it looked like it just comes out of nowhere.
It’s possible that if I saw the humanoid stand set the trap before people got zapped,
I wouldn’t have a problem with the stand.
Matter of fact, if Bastet was just shown for what it was the whole time, I think I would
have just liked the stand immediately.
Number 9, Tenor Sax.
So, this is a stand where Araki had just put him in to chill for a moment in the story,
and I get that.
Sometimes you’ll need a character for that.
Here’s the thing, this stand had the potential to out do what Strength did.
As a stand, if you added in with the ability to manipulate the surrounding so it would
have combat abilities, that would add on to the suspense.
Now, if you were to merge Vanilla Ice, and Tenor Sax together for the fight, it would
multiply the level of suspense.
But, I do like Vanilla Ice being a solo stand user that could take out a whole team.
I saw more potential with this stand, and it being Kenny G is like…
Man, he was done wrong.
But Araki knows about what happened, and he likes Kenny G too, so he goes about it like,
“Yeah, my bad”.
Number 8, Yo-Yo Ma.
Look, I think this is the only time where I wanted to physically throw a stand.
And when I see D and G, I’m amazed that he’s one of the stand users allowed to share
similarities to the stand when it comes to design.
Ok well, they share a hat.
Here’s the thing, the feeling I have for this stand is like when you see something
that makes you shiver and you want to get rid of it as soon as possible.
By throwing it, fire, or something.
I get this with this stand and the puppets from goosebumps.
If I was to ever see either of these then my tactical visor activates.
But I’ll give it credit, that’s probably what it was going for since you can’t get
rid of it.
Number 7, Boy II Men.
Here’s another thing I forgot to mention, me not liking the stands holds no binds to
it’s references.
Because trust me, I love Yo-Yo Ma, Kenny G, and when it comes to Boys II Men…
[Meme] While I like the arc with Rohan beating up
a kid for all of it, I just want to put the spotlight on the use of the stand.
Imagine you’re getting robbed, and then you run up on the robber challenging him to
rock, paper, scissors.
You die right then and there.
Though I would love to see that as a comic.
I hope the Janken kid grew to like more games.
I like the stand’s design though.
Number 6, Atom Heart Father.
I don’t think it’s that difficult to see why Atom Heart Father would be bad.
Imagine if Okuyasu didn’t let him out.
He would be stuck there for all of DIU.
If your stand can get you into a situation like that, I might as well be standless.
Though I will say that the stand would be amazing if you could change what camera you’re
bound to.
Could’ve been used for a photographer stand user that traps people into his realities.
I think the only thing you would want to do then is add a weakness since you can change
what camera you’re binding yourself to.
Not bound in the way that Atom Heart Father or Superfly are bound, but more having to
keep an item on you always.
So now, you’re the photographer stand user that can capture people in your realities
because you keep that thang on you.
Number 5, Super Fly…
Number 5, Super Fly.
Number fi-.
Ok, look the fight was clean, and Toyo is cool.
But imagine being bound to a transmission tower.
How Toyo innovated and made his stand work for him is amazing, but I think it would be
terrible to have a stand like this.
I rather have it be the first stand that people see and fear when they see it moving, because
imagine having this tower drag behind you as you walk.
I wouldn’t actually want that in a part, but I feel like there could’ve been a different
approach for this stand.
I also want to see someone get caught by superfly and turn metal for it.
When look at mecha-josuke, I was like “yeah I need to see this but full”.
Another comic idea, summoning Super Fly.
Just Josuke running up on Toyo and Toyo summoning this gigantic stand.
I’m coming to the sudden realization that all these stands have potential for comical
comics.
Number 4, Cheap Trick.
So you’re telling me that if someone looks at my back, then I will die.
Alright, yeah, I gotcha.
Thank you.
And trust me I know that this stand was underdeveloped, there are a lot of stands that are underdeveloped
that have potential of being even stronger than they were.
Now, there are things that I do like about Cheap Trick.
There’s it’s independence, and the coloring used in the manga.
There’s not really much you can say about Cheap Trick.
I feel like it was made to be one of those stands that you want gone, but at the hand
of the worst fate possible, and he got that so we’re good here.
Number 3, The Sun.
I give credit to the user for being able to play all of the Stardust Crusaders at once
and making Joseph curse, both are great things.
But jeez man.
Look, I know Cheap Trick kills you, that’s bad.
But imagine have a powerful stand and you have work around your stand because it can
kill you.
Matter of fact, you can’t use it against someone else unless you prepared before hand.
You can’t run up and use your stand or else you probably die.
Which is also a comic idea.
I’d be massively disappointed if my stand was the sun, and it could kill me.
No one would be able to combat you if you were affected by your stand, and I don’t
think a lot of people can grasp how bad that is.
Imagine if Star Platinum stopped time, except he can’t move in it either.
So basically, nothing would happen.
And if Star Platinum didn’t have a limit on how long he can stop time, time could’ve
been frozen forever.
Number 2, Notorious B.I.G.
You have no clue how hype I was to hear about Biggie being a stand, but that stand only
coming to life after it dies.
See, attacking your user is bad, only coming to being when your user dies is just a new
level.
This isn’t talking about the originality that goes into this stand or even the stands
I previously mentioned.
This stand did it’s job in the arc and it was well enjoyed.
But speaking on the practically of the stand if someone was to obtain this stand, it’s
terrible for the user.
There is no way of you knowing that your stand did it’s one job, and you just have to go
about your ghost life thinking about that.
Now while I can picture Carne looking at Earth and being disappointed that his one job was
fulfilled, I…
I’m going to be honest with you that’s pretty funny.
And the final stand, which I will say is the number one worst stand, is Bohemian Rhapsody.
I’ll see you guys in the next one!
Alright since we’re being real here and the other people confused are commenting right
now, let’s talk about what we have here.
Now do I think Bohemian Rhapsody is the worst, no.
I think that it’s one of those stands that gets misinformed on what it does.
The user has no control over what he’s spawning in and people use it to think that you have
the ability to spawn in Superman to take over the world.
That’s not the case.
Now, you also have Survivor the stand that was told to be one of the worst stands possible
for what it does.
And removing the need of it in the arc and the fights caused by it, then yeah it should
be one of the worst stands.
Then there’s Catch the Rainbow, a stand only effective in the rain.
Chocolate Disco, which is battleship.
Or even Hey Ya, which is stand that only has positive talks with you.
But see, I’ve gone across the world.
Searching far and wide.
Each stand and user has to understand, the power that’s inside…
A CD.
And you know what’s in that CD, a Stand.
And you know what that stand does?
It boils water.
Look, I’ll take positive talks, disappointed deaths, and the actual sun, before I get infected
by an alien disease that gives me an ability that I can do with the ease of an oven.
There is no form for any of you to get attached to either, so no one is combating me on this
boiling water stand.
But, with all jokes aside, yeah that’s the worst stand so far.
Worst is subjective, but to me that’s it.
At least Super Fly defends me if I know how it works.
Boiling water is out for everyone, but this isn’t a my hero video.
I hope you guys enjoyed the video!
Comment your own list of the worst stands in your opinion and be ready to fend for yourself.
I’ll see you guys in the next one.
Until then, peace out, and god speed.