[ crazybus discordant beeping ]
[Jet Set Radio Future - Birthday Cake] ♪ Extra sugar ♪
[Jet Set Radio Future - Birthday Cake] ♪ Extra salt ♪
♪ Extra oil and MSG ♪
♪ Shut up and let me eat ♪
♪ Too bad, no bon appétit ♪
♪ Shut up and let me eat ♪
♪ You know my love is sweet ♪
[Daytona USA - Rolling start] ♪ ROLLING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART ♪
♪ ROLLING STAAAAAAAAAART ♪
[ funky music ]
[Mick and Mack Global Gladiators - Title Screen]
Yeah!
Cool!
Are you ready?
A-a-awesome!
♪ Uh ♪
[ clang ] Ouch!
[ honk ] FUCK
♪ Gold digguh ♪
Yeah!
[ meow ] [ slide whistle ]
[ crash ] [ grunt ]
[Gears of War - Cole Train Rap]
♪ Bring it on, sucker! ♪
♪ This my kinda shit! ♪
[Sonic Chronicles - Central City] [midi music composed by a cat stepping on a keyboard]
[Sonic Adventure 2 - Pumpkin Hill] ♪ I know that it's here, I can sense it in my feet ♪
♪ The great emerald's power allows me to feel ♪
[Sonic R - Living in the City] ♪ Living in the city ♪
♪ You know you have to survive ♪ ♪ Living in the city ♪
♪ You've got - ♪
[ inoffensive music ] Oh, that ain't so bad.
That's pretty good.
There are some -
[Sonic Spinball - Options] [ Satan manifesting through the Genesis sound chip ]
[Rush 2 - What's Your Name?] What's your name?
[ flamenco music ] ♪ W-w-w-w-w-what ♪
♪ Start with a C? ♪ ♪ What, what ♪
♪ Start with a G? ♪ ♪ What, what ♪
♪ Start with a Z? ♪ ♪ What, what ♪
♪ Nothing nasty, now ♪
♪ W-w-w-w-what's your name? ♪
[WWF No Mercy - Diggity Dog] ♪ Dig-dig-diggity ♪
♪ Dig-diggity-dog ♪
♪ UH ♪
♪ Socko ♪
[ crowd commotion, I Wanna Take You for a Ride from MVC2 playing throughout ]
[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night - I am the Wind] [ slow, romantic ballad ]
♪ Just like the wind ♪
♪ I've always been ♪
♪ Drifting high up in the sky that never ends ♪
[ crowd yelling, I Wanna Take You for a Ride playing ] RIP HIS HEAD OFF!
RIP HIS HEAD OFF AND SHOOT HIM!
♪ That's your name! ♪
UH OH, JAM ALERT!
[Crusin USA - Title Theme] ♪ CRUUUUUUUUUUUUSIN' ♪
♪ YEAH-AH-AH-AH ♪
♪ Cruisin' USA, yeah! ♪
[ funky music ]
♪ Yeaaaah-ah ♪
♪ Whoa-oh ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
[ Street Fighter 3 Third Strike - Main Theme ]
Everything is wrong with this.
I mean, he rhymes "war" with "war."
And he's talkin' about - it's a Street Fighter blood war.
There's no blood in these g -
That doesn't fuckin' count.
He's also criticizing that the it's the third time they've remade Street Fighter III.
I mean, Capcom, who do you fuckin' -
This is the main theme of your song.
[ music continues ]
Here he's referencing that little intro screen that you see, like, before Resident Evil, that, uh...
warns you about the violent -
It's not -
He thinks he's making a song about fucking Mortal Kombat!
[ music resumes ]
Who makes this guy?!
He's a fucking bozo!
You don't get shot playin' Street Fighter!
It's not that fuckin' crazy!
[ crowd yelling, I Wanna Take You for a Ride playing again ] KILL THAT NIGGA
KILL THAT NIGGA
WOOOOO
YA BITCH