(distant siren blaring)
(alarm blaring)
- Oh.
(tense music)
(alarm blaring)
I fucking heard you!
Off.
- [Announcer] This is a public service reminder
that the downtown station is closed
until further notice.
Screen.
Channel.
(Screen initiating)
(Plane engine roaring)
Screen hide.
(bottle hits counter)
(distant chatter)
(crowd cheering)
(police car sirens)
Live!
Morning fuckers.
Breakfast for champions.
Thanks Rico's for the stash.
If you want 15% off your next order,
use my special code.
So,
what did you think of the fucking fight?
Yeah!
Censors!
What a bitch.
Never met a bitch I didn't want to slap.
Delete censors.
So,
how do you like them bruises?
Yeah, I know you do you sickos.
What do I want to wear today?
Click art.
Oh yeah.
Victim number one.
Or,
victim number two.
Nasty tracks.
What do you think?
Screen.
Victim number two it is.
Hide screen.
Thanks nasty tracks.
Promise to act accordingly.
Speaking of,
I need to go take a shower.
Maybe I'll even share.
But, only if you're a premium subscriber.
Cut.
(knocking at the door)
Who is it?
- [Man] It's me.
Okay, hold on.
Door, open.
Live.
- [Man] What is up fight nation?
What's up guys?
You guys miss me?
- Look who finally decided to show up.
- Hey bad ass.
- And how have you been?
- I had shit do do.
- Oh yeah.
- I'm here now.
- Cut.
- You're okay?
- Yeah. I just got cut on my tooth.
- That looks bad.
- Yeah, she totally handed me my ass.
I think she was ex pro.
- Hey, I'm sorry I wasn't there.
- Yeah.
All the comment boards were like,
"Where is he?"
- (laughs)
Well, sweet yeah, I knew that fight was going to pop.
- It didn't.
I mean there were more comments,
but the views just stayed the same.
And this fight, was so much more intense
than the other one.
I don't know, this new algorithm
is frigging killing me.
- Can you get by on it,
for you know at least another week
with your other streams?
- I don't know, maybe.
- Maybe you should do an AI consult.
You know, optimize your channel.
- With what extra bit credit?
I'm totally maxed out with the setup.
- Hey, you'll get another sponsor.
Come on.
Let's visualize.
What do you want?
Strike pop?
- Come on.
- What, wizard cams?
Those cams are next gen AI.
- Stop.
- Bite aid.
- Stop.
Jesus.
- What?
- This.
I mean, look at me!
Could barely get out of bed this morning.
- Hey, I'm beat too.
You know.
I streamed for 10 hours straight last night.
- Oh my God, gaming is hardly the same.
- You were the one who made
this whole fight girl persona.
All right, and fan engagement is exhausting.
- Okay look, 10 years ago to help my acting career.
Do you think that I thought it was going
to get to this point?
- Lay off the fight club.
- And do what?
- Fake an injury.
- And then what?
Nobody hires real actors anymore.
I'm not like, 16 with like a shopping bag
to inhaul.
- Hey, I'd like to see you at 16.
- Stop, I'm serious.
- So am I.
- Oh yeah.
You had fantasies about me when I was 16.
- Yeah.
- Well.
I was chubby.
And I had frizzy hair.
Bad frizzy hair.
And I was obsessed with a 24 year old.
- So, nothing much has changed.
- (laughs)
- I take it back.
This is the best version of you.
Live.
- Censors.
- Delete censors.
- (laughs)
Censors.
- Delete censors.
- Stop.
- What?
- Stop.
Cut.
- You can't keep cutting.
- I just.
You know we don't do it without censors.
- Everybody's doing it without em.
- What is that supposed to mean?
- Just that,
you know, we have to evolve.
- Into porn stars?
No.
- You know, Max and Rebecca just had Redmaf
sponsor their baby shower.
- What?
- Their numbers spiked
because they got two new sponsors.
- You want to get pregnant?
- I'm just saying,
if you don't want to amp up the sex,
that's an option.
Aren't you thinking about it.
At your age?
- Screw you.
- I just tried.
(tense music)
(crowd cheering)
- Maybe I should just quit and work for Zoomer.
- Don't even.
- What?
It's acting.
Keeping all those losers company in the car.
- You know, we can just move
to one of those beer sponsored party cities
and live for free.
- I just said,
I just said, that I didn't want to fuck
for the camera.
What part of that do you not understand?
- You see, this is all we have left.
Okay, our pain.
Ourselves.
Our love.
That's the only things that those AI's
that they can't do better than us.
- Did you get that off of a Starbucks cup?
- So what if I did?
- Oh my God, your generation.
- What?
- I just can't be on like this anymore.
I can't keep chasing an algorithm.
I just,
I can't keep upping the stakes
of my own life just to survive.
- You have to.
- No!
- Live.
- Cut!
- Live!
- Cut!
Disengage secondary access.
- This is exactly the shit we need to be broadcasting.
Authenticity!
(glass shatters)
- Weren't you supposed to feature
that for another week?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Maybe we should take a break.
See other people.
- Okay.
- Could be good for our channels.
- Sure.
- Do you want to go back
and maybe we can try to rehash this?
I mean, I think it's really, really good.
Seriously.
We could find something else to break.
- Live.
(upbeat music)