Good morning, Not SpongeBob.
Mmm muah!
[sighing]
Say hello to me, Pearl.
Hello, pole.
Hi, guys.
It makes me jolly as a roger
to finally have you onboard the family business.
Great, Dad. Because I have so many new ideas.
I can smell the money already.
I'll be in my office if you need me.
- What's in the box? - It's a surprise.
I like surprises.
Great. Then close your eyes.
I'm ready!
Well, I like it so far.
Tada!
[gasping]
It's the new Krusty Crew uniform.
I designed it myself.
Okay, This is it, SpongeBob.
Now tell her how you really feel about that uniform.
Okay, Squidward.
Pearl.
This is the greatest uniform ever ever!
Fish paste.
Oh, SpongeBob, you look so adorable.
I could just eat you up.
Sorry, Pearl, this item's not on the menu!
[laughing]
Good morning, Boss. Ready for my first day.
Speak of the starfish, here's your replacement right here.
- Replacement? - Hey, SpongeBob.
That's enough banter on my dime.
Okay, Boss.
Wait a second, Patrick.
You'll need the right tools for the job.
Wow.
[gasping]
They put a tiny me in this belly scratcher!
[sighing]
Wow! It scratches backs too!
Excuse me, but I would like to complain.
I see.
Well, the Krusty Krab takes customer feedback
very seriously, sir.
After they've paid a five dollar complaint fee.
Alright, fine.
Hee hee hee.
Thank you, sir. Now, what seems to be your problem?
There is slime on my patty!
And mine has... slime on it too.
My patty doesn't have enough slime.
What? Gimmie that.
Blech! Blah!
Patrick!
Just what do you think you're doing changing me Patty...
formula?
[meowing]
Squidward!
Why is there a mollusk cooking me Krabby Patties?
I thought it was strangely quiet and peaceful today.
Where the [indiscernible] SpongeBob?
Maybe he quit,
got hit by a bus or caught a terminal disease!
I don't care if he turned into a bucket of chum.
I need me a fry cook.
Welcome to our Krusty Krab.
My name is Squidward.
- May I take your order? - Hmm. Uhh.
Oh, I'll have a um... no.
Oh! Maybe a... no.
Hmm. I'll have... no.
Oh, maybe a...
Are you planning on ordering today, sir?
- I'll have a Krabby Patty. - How original.
- And with extra onions. - Daring today, aren't we?
One Krabby Patty, extra onion.
Listen. I hired a dishwashing bubble to save money on soap.
And I want these plates sparkling by lunchtime!
- Savy! - Just call me Sparkles.
[humming]
Oh.
Yow!
Stay clean or you'll get mean.
Oh.
[mumbling]
Brrr. Is there a blizzard coming in?
‘Cause I have got a cold front.
[laughing]
Oh hi. I didn't see you there.
You must be the new dish washer.
Welcome aboard. I'm SpongeBob.
Hi, SpongeBob. I'm ah... DB. Yeah, DB.
Oh we're gonna have so much fun, DB.
[gasping]
We'll be galley palleys!
Whoops. Back to work.
[sighing]
Keep it clean or you'll get mean.
Hmm.
[gasping]
Huh. Hey, I did it. I got dirty and I didn't turn evil.
Oh, I must be cured.
Scraping up the filth from between every crack.
I'm the dirty bubble and baby, I'm back.
[laughing]
Huh? Oh.
What can I get you, Dirty Bubble?
[screaming]
The Dirty Bubble!
Where's that nice DB?
What did you do to him, you super filthy super villain?
[laughing]
[screaming]
[laughing]
Ha!
Now, to get that formula.
Whoa!
[screaming]
Satisfied with yourself, Plankton?
Now, you trapped us all underground!
But at least we're trapped in a good restaurant.
Captive customers. I shoulda thought of this sooner.
Hmm. But without Squidward,
I need someone to work the register.
[screaming]
Alright, Plankton. I know what you're up to!
But the jig's up, you little conniving pip squeak!
Huh?
Actually, the name's Charles.
I figured I'd hold down the fort for you while you were gone.
So, you've been the one making Krabby Patties?
Yep, all me.
Oh, and by the way, you've got a little vermin problem.
Vermin? You take that back!
But he's a feisty one.
Here's your order, sir.
Don't forget your side salad.
[straining]
Push it!
Okay, okay. I'll push it.
Push it!
Yes! You made it!
Now, claim your Krabby Patty!
Hooray.
Aw. Too pooped for a Krabby Patty.
Aw, forget Krabby Patties.
Those things are over.
But Larry, Krabby Patties are why people come here.
Ooh, not anymore.
Now, we only serve salad and protein power shakes.
Ooh, power shake!
I wanna taste!
[slurping]
[signing]
You like?
No, Larry. No.
But it gets you jacked.
I don't want to be jacked.
I just want my Krabby Patties back.
Everybody wants to get jacked.
Yeah! Jacked!
[growling]
How's it going, guys?
- Wonderful. - Very fulfilled.
Thank you. You have restored our dignity.
Eh.
How much are these tin cans gonna cost me?
Not a penny.
They're just doing what they were made to do.
No, thank SpongeBob.
I'm already not paying you to clean the toilets.
Aw. But Mr. Krabs,
I did accidentally destroy their way of life.
[laughing]
Just foolin', Sonny.
Besides, why would I start saying no to free labor now?
[laughing]
Hi, there. Can I get a Krabby Patty
and a side of coral bits, please?
You'll get your Krabby Patty when I'd got it ready!
Sorry, I'm just...
going through a lot emotionally right now.
Well, you know what cheers me up if I'm feeling down?
You defragment your hard drive?
No. Putting in a hard day's work
at the greatest job in the world.
The Krusty Krab!
Good morning, Krusty Crew!
Hi Patrick, What'll you have?
Uh...
[hollering]
Can you excuse me?
The a cursed stove has burnt my finger.
Feels thine on wrath, stove! Ha ha!
What did I tell you about using your powers, Trainee?
Yeah.
Perfect patties are made with love, not magic.
Well, Stanley, thanks to you, I'm on probation.
If you wanna keep this job, you're gonna have to...
Ooh! Customer at the port bow! Man your stations!
Man your stations!
[gasping]
Ready for duty!
Ah!
My first customer.
Hi, I'm Stanley.
Whoa!
This is so exciting.
- Huh, I'd like a... - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
I don't ever want to forget this moment.
That's gonna be a keeper.
Now, let's do one with funny hats.
Ooh, yeah, let's pretend we're mad at each other.
[laughing]
I can't wait to get these developed.
Come on, I'm here!
Hey, Squidward!
Look at this.
We're charging 52 smackaroo for this little guy.
[laughing]
Oh!
What is that?
[laughing]
I don't know! Some kinda bean paste or something.
Whoa! Monsiuer!
It is the rare fruit of the Cazoot Tree.
So, it's supposed to smell like rotten gym socks?
It's naturally, rancid odor
can only be neutralized by shredded gold.
Shredded... gold?
[screaming]
Couldn't we use this expensive ingredients?
Price can be no object
when dealing with exquisite food like this.
It must be prepared with only the finest ingredients
and eaten with only the finest silverware,
while sitting on the finest furniture.
This is not the chair I ordered.
Yes, well, you see, those were out of stock.
And this fork of plastic... spray painted to look silver.
Is it not?
[laughing]
I cannot prepare food under these conditions!
[squealing]
Come with me, Boy-o.
[mumbling]
Whoa! What is this place?
It's me secret lab, where I experiment on food.
Oh Mr. Krabs, this looks like madness.
You think this is mad?
Ooh. Wait till you see...
this!
Howdy, SpongeBob!
Sandy, What are you doing down here?
I'm Moonlightin' as a molecular gastronomist.
What?!
[mumbling]
Eugene here is paying me to science up his menu.
Look. I'm in a hurry.
Do I have this special project?
Well, it's a work in progress.
Huh?
There it is.
Your new Patty!
Wait! No! You can't improve the Krabby Patty!
It's perfect perfection that cannot be perfected upon.
Yeah right.
[mumbling].
Make me 200 of these, pronto!
Hey, SpongeBob's back.
SpongeBob! Aw. The old chef.
There he is.
Good.
I hear Squarepants is back.
I'm right here, Bubble Bass.
I thought I ran you out of town.
This is where I belong.
[roaring]
Rawr.
[gasping]
Ooh.
Give me the regular.
And this time, don't forget the pickles.
I didn't.
Hmm.
Still no pickles!
See?
- Blah. - Ew!
You failed again, SpongeBob Loserpants.
[laughing]
Wait a minute!
[laughing]
Look, he's been hiding the pickles
under his tongue the whole time!
And there's the pickles from last time, too!
And there's my car keys!
And there's my ride.
[gasping]
Three cheers for the return of our master fry cook,
SpongeBob!
- Hip, hip! - Hooray!
Hey, buddy, Yeah, it's me,
SpongeBob Fry Cook extraordinaire.
Uh.
- Hello. - I know your secret.
What? Who told you?
Oh, a little cashier told me. Follow me.
Yeah, Whatever you say, man.
Moron.
Bet you didn't think you'd be in here today.
Did you?
- No. - First off, this is my grill.
This is where the magic happens.
And this is my actual spatula.
So, start frying up some Patties!
I'll check on you later, my little prodigy.
[laughing]
SpongeBob will believe anything.
Welcome to the Krusty Krab, Sir.
May I take your order?
Yes!
One Krabby Patty, please.
One dollar, please.
- Thank you. - Good job, Mrs. Puff.
Now, all that's left is to submit the order to the cook.
One Krabby Patty!
- Oh, Mrs. Puff. - What?
It must have slipped your mind that you also need to submit
the order in writing as well.
It's the only way to ensure maximum clarity.
Fine. Here's your written form.
One Krabby Patty. Mrs. Puff?
What now?
Well, I can't begin cooking until the bell is rung.
Thank you.
Although a smidge less rigorous next time, please.
[grumbling]
Order up!
You've done well so far, Student.
Now, we deliver the item to the customer.
Be cautious... but swift.
I wouldn't go that way if I were you.
It's faster if you go this way, Mrs. P.
Look out for the barrel!
I'll give you a b... whoa!
Watch for pedestirans!
Ahh!
[screaming]
Pothole!
Look out, Mrs. Puff!
Ahh!
Time for evasive action!
Whoa!
[screaming]
And the patty unscathed!
Way to go, Mrs. Puff! Your first satisfied customer.
Everyone, watch and learn.
No one watches Jim.
One patty, the right way.
[cheering]
It's a thing of... beauty.
What's so great about a Jiim Patty, anyway?
Hmm. It's okay.
Wow!
That was... amazing.
Money's sweeter than honey.
Money, money this. Money, money that.
Profit will make me wallet fat.
What?!
Profit's down three dollars from last month!
I gotta start running a tighter ship around here!
Thank you for choosing the Krusty Krab.
Here's your change.
- Mr. Squidward. - What?
What's with all this change nonsense?
Over and under,
grabbing the end, put it through here,
up and around, round the horn, bring it back home.
Hmm.
Sponge Bob, I ain't paying you to play dress up!
[breathing]
Breathe on your own time.
I don't pay you to breathe.
You hardly pay us at all.
Oh. That reminds me, I got something for you.
Ah, yes, our meager restitution.
[sighing]
The sweet smell of payday.
Huh?
Oh, sorry. That's me dry cleaning.
Here's your check.
And here's yours, SpongeBob.
I can't accept your money, Mr. Krabs.
Grilling is my passion.
What is this?
You're making me pay you to stand at the cash register!
What is the meaning of this?
Have you gone off the deep end?
There is gonna be a few changes around here!
Every time I catch you two goofing off,
I am gonna charge you for it!
Eighteen, nineteen, and twenty.
Here you go, Mr. K.
I think this should cover all my nonsense.
Oh, and here's an extra 50 cents for when I was tying my shoe.