♪♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE BACK HERE WITH JOHN KRASINSKI.
JOHN, IT'S REALLY LOVELY TO HAVE YOU HERE.
>> IT IS JEN RIAN HONOR TO BE YOUR FIRST GUEST.
I HAVE TO SAY THAT.
FIRST LIVE GUEST.
>> Stephen: FIRST LIVE GUEST, EXACTLY.
I'M GLAD IT'S YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A FRIEND AND I'M COMFORTABLE
WITH YOU.
>> THAT MEANS A LOT.
YOU'VE NEVER CALLED ME A FRIEND IN PUBLIC.
>> Stephen: THAT IS THE ONLY PLACE I WOULD CALL YOU A FRIEND,
BECAUSE THIS IS SHOW BUSINESS, BABY, AND IN PRIVATE DOESN'T
GIVE ME ANY JUICE.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> Stephen: ONE REASON I'D LIKE TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU
IS TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER BECAUSE EVEN WHEN WE SPEND TIME
LIKE THIS, IT'S HARD TO PLUMB THE DEPTHS OF SOMEBODY WEN WE
TALK ON A SHOW.
THE TEAM OF SCIENTISTS ON "THE LATE SHOW" FIGURED OUT 13
QUESTIONS THAT GO STRAIGHT TO THE HEART OF SOMEONE AND ALLOW
THEM TO BE KNOWN IN A FULL WAY.
IT'S CALLED THE COLBERT QUES UESTIONERT.
JOHN KRASINSKI.
DO YOU HAVE THE COURAGE TO FACE IT.
>> LET'S DO IT.
>> Stephen: FIRST QUESTION, JOHN KRASINSKI, WHAT IS THE BEST
SANDWICH?
>> MEATBALL SUB.
WOW, I JUST GOT JUDGED.
IS THAT WHAT IT LIKES LIKE WHEN YOU'RE JUDGED.
IT IS.
COPY THAT.
YOU CAN GET A MEATBALL SUB ANYTIME AND THEY'RE DELICIOUS.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S THE ONE THING YOU OWN THAT YOU SHOULD
REALLY THROW OUT.
>> OH, MAN.
ACCORDING TO ME OR MY WIFE?
>> Stephen: ACCORDING TO WHOEVER MAKES THE CALLS.
>> THERE IS A CELTIC SHIRT THAT I HAD IN COLLEGE, IT'S LOOM LIKE
A PLASTIC FILM UNDER HERE.
>> Stephen: UH-HUH.
AND FOR SOME REASON THE WASHING MACHINE HAS LET ME DOWN
IN THE LAST 376 WASHES AND IT JUST STAYS PLASTICKY.
>> Stephen: YOU COULD FRAME IT.
>> IT'S FRAMING ITSELF.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S THE SCARIEST ANIMAL?
>> CROCODILE.
ANYTHING THAT HAS THE DETERMINE "DEATH ROLL" IN YOUR --
>> Stephen: OH, YEAH.
NOT ONLY THE BITE'S NOT BAD ENOUGH.
THEN YOU HAVE TO ROLL ME INTO -- >> Stephen: WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF A CROCODILE GRABS YOU IN THE WATER, WHAT WOULD YOU PLAY?
>> I'D PLAY WHAT WOULD YOU YOU DO ALL THE TIME AND I THINK
WOULD JUST GENUINELY YELL NO!
NO!
>> ■Stephen: THUBS FOR THE EYES.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES.
APPLES.
>> Stephen: CAN'T PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON AN ORANGE.
>> I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU THINK THIS IS THE FIRST ONE I GOT
RIGHT.
THE OTHER ONES WERE HIGH JUDGMENT.
>> Stephen: WHAT?
WELL, THIS IS A BINARY CHOICE.
>> BUT YOU HAVE YOUR OPINIONS ABOUT THINGS.
>> Stephen: WELL, I NO EWHAT THE RIGHT ANSWER IS.
NOT MY OPINION.
I KNOW WHAT THE RIGHT ANSWER IS.
I KNOW WHAT ALL THE ANSWERS ARE.
BUT YOUR ANSWERS HAVE BEEN GREAT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE THEY'RE COMING FROM THE HEART.
HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR AUTOGRAPH?
>> OH, YEAH, WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, MY DAD WAS A DOCTOR AND HE
ACTUALLY KNEW THE DOCTOR OF THE RED SOX, AND, SO, I GOT TO ONCE
GO DOWN THERE AND MEET MY HERO AT THE TIME WAS KIRBY PUCKETT
FROM THE MINNESOTA TWINS.
>> Stephen: I HAVE ASKED THIS TO YOUR CLUNEYS AND IT'S MOSTLY
BASEBALL PLAYERS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE?
>> I HOPE IT'S GREAT.
OKAY?
>> Stephen: WHATEVER IT IS, YOU HOPE IT'S GREAT.
>> I THINK THERE'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING WAITING FOR US.
>> Stephen: FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE.
>> OH, MAN -- THE DARK KNIGHT.
>> Stephen: NOT BAD.
FAVORITE SMELL.
>> BABY'S HAIR.
THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT SMELL WHEN THEY'RE THAT YOUNG.
>> Stephen: SURE.
YEAH.
>> Stephen: LEAST FAVORITE SMELL.
>> BABY'S POOP.
>> Stephen: MIXED BAG.
WHEN IT'S LIQUID.
>> Stephen: SURE.
MMM...
EXERCISE.
>> EXACT ABOUT IT?
>> Stephen: WORTH IT?
YES, VERY.
>> Stephen: FLAT OR SPARKLING?
FLAT.
>> Stephen: MOST -- ARE WE GOING TO EDIT THAT
OUT?
>> Stephen: WHAT OUT?
MOST USED APP ON YOUR PHONE?
>> SPOTIFY.
I ONLY JUST -- I AM 94 YEARS OLD.
I JUST RECENTLY FIGURED OUT THAT THEY HAVE RADIO CHANNELS THAT
MIX UP YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS.
SO YOU SAY, LEON BRIDGES, AND YOU CAN LISTEN TO ALL LEON
BRIDGES.
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SPOTIFY?
AND THEN -- >> Stephen: ARE YOU SPONSORED
BY SPOTIFY?
>> SPOTIFY.
THE ONLY WAY TO LISTEN -- ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: YOU GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO FOR THE REST OF
YOUR LIFE, WHAT IS IT?
>> MMM -- MAYBE THE CURTAIN FALLS BY BOBBY DARREN.
MORE?
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW THAT ONE.
"BEYOND THE SEA" IS IN THE DAMN MOVIE AND THAT'S BOBBY DARIN.
>> YES, I BELIEVE IT WAS HIS LAST TOUR EVER, ONE TO HAVE THE
LAST THINGS HE SANG LIVE WAS THIS SONG CALLED "AS THE CURTAIN
FALLS" AND IT'S BASICALLY HIS GOODBYE SONG TO SHOW BUSINESS
AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
IT WILL MAKE YOU CRY, SO -- WHEN YOU GO ON SPOTIFY --
>> Stephen: WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF?
>> SEVEN.
>> Stephen: NO.
OKAY.
>> Stephen: DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WORDS.
>> I HOPE I MAKE IT.
>> Stephen: JOHN KRASINSKI, CONGRATULATIONS.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> Stephen: YOU ARE KNOWN.
WOW, THANK YOU.
♪♪♪ >> SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
WE HAVE TO REVIEW THE HOOK.
BECAUSE NOW WE GET TO DO IT.
>> Stephen: READY?
LET'S DO IT.
>> OH, VERY NICE.
SO NICE.
>> STEPHEN: "A QUITE PLACE PART II" WILL BE IN THEATERS ON
MAY 28.
JOHN KRASINSKI, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH