- Well hey there fellow old people, I'm Grandpa Lemon.
- And I'm little apple.
Yo yo yo that's right, it's your boy.
- What the heck was that?
- I don't know.
It's a thing I do sometimes.
- Anyway, today Little Apple is showing us
how to use, some word I've never seen before, Emogwise??
- Emojis, you don't know what emojis are Grandpa Lemon?
- Kiddo, I don't know what an apple e-phone is.
- Don't worry, you're in good non-existent hands.
First of all when texting, you can swap emojis in for words.
- Oh it's a texting thing is it?
Oh that's great.
'Cause I have a bunch of texts I need to send out
but I ran out of skimps.
How's this?
(Little apple wailing)
Look at me, I did it just like you said, didn't I?
- Yeah but what does it even say?
- Hello Jean, see you at 2:30.
- Grandpa Lemon, I can't read that.
- Oh right, I always forgot you're illiterate.
- I am not illiterate.
I'm saying no one could understand that message.
Don't send it, your friend Jean won't know what you mean.
- We wouldn't want that, it's a very important text.
- So let's add another rule,
only sprinkle emojis in occasionally.
That'll help people understand what you're saying.
- Oh, I see, how's this?
Jean, I'll pick you up at 2:30,
we'll go straight to the hospital
because Susan is in a coma.
- This is to inform people
that your friend Susan is in a coma?
- Yes, as I said, these are very important texts.
- Okay, people don't usually use emojis
for super serious texts.
Also, why did you put laughter emojis at the end?
- Laughter?
Oh, I thought they were crying.
I was trying to communicate how sad and somber all this is.
- I guess it's time for a third rule,
only use emojis for light-hearted messages.
- That's fine, I need to send a light-hearted text
to a different friend.
Hey Grandma Lime, excited for Bingo tonight.
You bring-- - What the heck.
Grandpa Lemon, that's so gross.
- What are you going on about?
Eggplant is one of my oldest friends
and Peach has been wanting to join us
at Bingo Night for months now.
- Oh, so you're talking about an actual peach
and an actual eggplant?
- What the heck else would it be?
We are foods after all.
- Okay, that's a good point.
Still, you might wanna add a forth rule,
make sure you know which emojis are innuendos.
- Wait, there was an innuendo in that message?
Why?
I already sent it to Grandma Lime.
- Oh Grandpa Lemon,
she's gonna think you're attracted to her.
- Oh, well that will be fine, I am attracted to her.
- Oh, okay, well, I guess that worked out.
Kind of a weird image to have in my head
considering you're both really old but--
- Why would you look at that?
She just texted a rather revealing photograph of herself.
Quick, teach me how to text a photo back to her.
- No, gross, we are so done here.
(upbeat music)