- What's up y'all, welcome--
(snoring)
Darren wake up!
- What the (bleeping)!
- [Timothy] Basic to Bougie!
- Oh we're back!
Ha ha!
- The show where we try three different types
of two different foods and try to determine
which is the cheapest, middlest, and most expensive.
And sometimes, when we're going through that process,
we learn that the most basic food can be bougie.
- And in fact that they took Pluto the planet away.
- But did they bring it back?
- They didn't bring it back. It's gone.
- Aw damn.
- And the fact that basic food can be bougie.
- [Producer] They brought it back.
- They brought it back?
Pluto's back?
- Yeah.
- Let's eat.
Basic round.
- [Timothy] Basic. - That's what you know best.
- I mess with some basic ones in the past.
- Big dog!
You know what this is?
- Uh-huh.
- [Darren] Is it good?
- Is it good?
Let me see.
- What kind of (bleeping) is that?
I thought he was on our side.
- Oh wait a second.
Oh.
Oh, it's a chicken sandwich.
- [Darren] Shut the (bleeping) up.
- It's a chicken sandwich.
- I love chicken.
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You know I don't ask for much, it's just...
Between that elephant penis, matcha, goat cheese.
- Matcha.
I did this for you.
Thank you.
I got you.
- Let's do it.
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Look at this biscuit.
- [Darren] Okay.
- This biscuit is extravagant.
- Aw, slip it up.
- [Timothy] That's just onions.
- But why is it purple? - They got purple onions.
They're called red onions.
But they're purple.
I know, it's weird, I know.
But look, the biscuit is so soft
and the chicken look crazy.
Okay, let's do it.
Now look, let that settle in.
'Cause that's on fire.
- You like it?
- The biscuit?
And the gravy?
- This is it?
- Thoroughly enjoyed that.
- It was okay.
- I'm gonna take a second bite.
I just like a biscuit covered in gravy.
- It's pretty much what it is.
- You can't be mad at that.
- [Darren] Is this double layer?
- This is the wild card.
Oh, it's like a chicken parmesan.
(tires screeching)
- Chicken parm.
- Chicky chicky parm parm. - Say that one more time?
- Chicky chicky parm parm.
(laughing)
Let's do it.
Do you like chicken parm?
- I love chicky chicky parm parm.
- Chicken parmesan?
- Yeah.
- Straight.
It's okay.
- I mean I don't order it.
(laughing)
- This is chicken parm for real.
- It's a chicken parmesan on some bread.
- [Darren] Ain't not much more you can do.
- That's really it.
What?
It's messy.
- Licking yourself?
- It's messy.
- You're like a cat (bleeping).
- What?
Oh, licking myself.
- Let's go!
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- [Timothy] Oh yes.
- Oh man, I mean...
Chicken sandwich.
It don't get much better than this.
(farting noise)
- The bread is nice and soft and moist. Oh, we praying?
Sure.
(church gospel music)
- Bless that you ever given me, Lord. You are everything.
In your Son I pray, amen.
- Amen.
- Now that!
(laughing)
- Oh, forsureyourighton?
- Oh my god!
- Look, he's not, it's really good.
- It's a forsureyourighton.
- The spicy sauce.
- Times two.
(horns blaring)
We've never had a times two forsureyourighton.
- Never.
- But would you fight people at the drive-through for this?
- Smack my mama.
(laughing)
Bop!
Sorry mom!
- Look, all hype aside?
- Yeah.
- This is delicious.
- I mean the bread's buttery.
Not too big.
- Soft.
Crispy.
Sauce spicy.
It's not too much batter either.
- Look at that.
- Oh it's so juicy.
- Oh, it almost came on my finger!
- Please.
- Big dog!
- Wait, we didn't rate, we didn't rate.
All right, so we know even though
this was the best tasting.
- Cheapest.
- Hands down.
- Hold on, put it down for a second.
Just for a second.
- I'm gonna put it down so we can...
- Yeah, real quick.
- Chicken parmesan I feel like is middle.
- You think so? You think the bougie one with the bougie
ingredients might be the bougiest.
- With the purple "red onions" yes.
- 'Cause the biscuit is so...
- It's a biscuit.
That's not no fast food biscuit.
That's a biscuit.
- This is like hand made.
- Ol' thick-ass biscuit.
- Right, right.
- Okay?
- Okay. Okay, I'm good with this decision.
Cheapest, middlest, most expensive.
- [Darren] Yeah.
- Okay.
- Bartholomew!
- Let me read this one.
'Cause you were really passionate abut that.
Oh yeah, sorry about that.
I'm sorry about that.
Oh!
$4, spicy chicken sandwich.
Extremely popular.
Fried chicken served on a bioche bun
topped with a spicy Cajun sauce
and pickles from a fast food restaurant.
Okay, okay.
- Talk to me.
(tires screeching)
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- [Timothy] Fried chicken biscuit, $7.
- I let my people down.
- Fried chicken breast on a biscuit
served with white gravy and cabbage slaw.
Oh it's cabbage.
From the brunch menu at a southern restaurant.
- Where did you get onions from?
- That still doesn't change the fact
that we got it wrong though.
Or you got it wrong.
(laughing)
And the most expensive, chicky chicky parm parm sandwich.
- [Darren] That's not what it says.
- Chicken breast topped with mozzarella
and marinara placed on top of a homemade
brioche bun from a casual Italian restaurant, $11.
- Well I'm not gonna eat this 'cause your food was by it.
So we can roll.
Bougie round.
- Bougie round!
- Oh damn, don't do it!
(laughing)
- Copernicus!
- What name was that?
Say your name.
- Copernicus.
- Oooh, you good bro.
Let's do it.
- What is this?
Smells kinda sweet.
- It has a soft middle, then it has a hard outside.
- Some type of bread?
(buzzer blaring)
- Cow Tails?
(buzzer blaring)
- Oh, it's, so it's different color.
- Rainbow!
- Oooh.
Tekashi69 hair food.
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Colorful foods.
- Rainbow-colored food.
(whip cracking)
- Say colorful foods.
- Things can be colored.
Colored is an adjective.
If it doesn't pertain to people it's okay.
- Ehhh.
(laughing)
How do you feel about this bro?
- [Timothy] I feel like a lot of people do this
just for the Instagram, you know what I'm saying?
- [Darren] This is just for the 'Gram?
- I feel like they be rainbow colored,
but it doesn't add anything to it.
- I kinda wanna jump into this
pizza cotton candy situation.
- Let's go sweet, salty, sweet.
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Cotton candy pizza.
- Cotton candy pizza roll!
Let me see you bake and!
(whip cracking)
Do we eat the cotton on it?
- Yeah.
Hmm.
- That really is pizza though.
- It tastes like pizza, but bread.
- [Darren] It's just icing and bread.
- [Timothy] Icing and crust and...
- [Darren] There's sprinkles.
- Think there's like a cream cheese frosting, icing.
- I got two sprinkles with the cotton candy.
- That's a lot.
- Oh god.
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(laughing)
All right, we good.
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- Which colored burger would you like?
(laughing)
- The black one.
- Okay, I'll go for the yellow one.
(snickering)
Looks like just a nice regular old slider.
- I still got cotton candy.
- Okay, get that out of here.
Hurry up.
- We're good.
- Good?
All right.
- Mmmm!
- That's a good slider.
- But what is it?
- This is...
- A forsureyourighton! - A forsureyourighton!
- Right on.
- Definitely. Break me off a little piece of your bread?
- You want a piece of mine? See if it's the same (mumbling)?
(bell dinging)
- Thank you.
- Exact same.
Hold on.
- Just the color.
Yeah, didn't do (bleeping).
- Exact same.
Same (bleeping).
I bet this (bleeping) cost hell.
Super expensive.
- Just for the colors.
Just for the Instagram picture.
- Just for the colors, bro.
- For the what?
- The colors.
- Oh.
(chuckling)
That's really good.
- That's good.
- That's a solid slider.
- SS.
- Solid slider.
- All right, cookies.
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They got two sides.
- Oh look at that!
Unity.
- Us.
- Kinda.
- And then over here, the world.
- Man.
It's beautiful.
It's a metaphor.
- In a cookie.
(burping)
Oh god.
- I ain't never burped like that, bro.
Mine just come continuous.
- Get on my level, dog.
- Why you eating like that?
(laughing)
That's good though.
- [Timothy] Yeah, it's a good cookie.
- That's good though.
- It's a good cookie.
- It's a great cookie, but it is...
- I think I'm gonna need another bite of this.
- Diabetes as hell.
- Yeah, let me get some high cholesterol
to balance out my diabetes.
(laughing)
If you got equal diseases they all balance out.
- Rank them.
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Most expensive.
- [Timothy] Okay. - [Darren] It's a whole pizza.
- Okay.
Most expensive.
- Second.
- Yeah.
- Cheapest.
Most expensive, middlest, cheapest.
What's his name?
- Copernicus!
(chuckling)
- My boy.
Cheapest!
Rainbow black and white cookies, $5.
Upgraded version of the classic cookie,
tie-dye cake with black and white frosting.
Gluten free.
- Oh wow.
That's solid.
- Solid.
- Okay, come on.
(tires screeching)
Bro.
- We did it?
- No.
- Ugh!
- Rainbow pizza, $20.
Rainbow crust topped with cream cheese, Pop Rocks.
Pop Rocks!
- Wow.
Really?
- Didn't none pop though.
$25, classic slider, but better for Instagram.
(sighing)
Served with American cheese, crispy onions,
and a signature sauce from
a candy-centric chain restaurant.
- Sugar Smacktory.
- We can't even get sliders and pizza right.
- Man, but it's not fair.
I told you, they add the food coloring
and they wanna inflate it.
This was a regular, delicious, but regular ass slider.
- Hey man, thank y'all for watching Basic to Bougie, man.
- Yeah, you know.
Like, comment, subscribe, all that.
- Yeah, show us love.
- I'm Timothy DeLaGhetto.
- I'm Darren "Big Baby" Brand.
- Thanks for watching.
- Pop Rocks.
(cat meowing)
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