Welcome to #AskMatt 18!
I can't see anything, oh, there you go!
Are you gonna make any merch showcasing your ears?
Actually I already have... Link in the description below.
What has been your favorite sketch on this channel to this day?
I would have to say "Lets Play In Real Life"!
It just turned out exactly how I wanted it to turn out.
And you know what that means...
Lets Play In Real Life 2 with another special Youtuber.
Show me a picture of you for more than a second.
Naah...
But here's one.
If you were a girl, would you kiss yourself?
That depends on how hot I was.
Most exotic thing you've ever eaten?
Alligator...
Tasted like an old (?)
Darth Vader says he's your father. What do you do next?
Take princess Leia out on a hot date.
Oh, wait!
So, what's bigger? Dinosaurs or your ears?
If you wrote a book what would it be about?
This is actually a serious answer;
I've actually been writing a sci-fi trilogy ever since I was in, like, ninth grade.
Haven't gotten very far... But it'll get down eventually.
Can you twerk?
At first I thought it said "Can you tweak?"
And I'd rather do that than twerking.
Are you going to VidCon or Playlist?
I sure am, with Amanda Faye.
We are going to Playlist Live; this February, in Orlando.
So get up and see us there.
I don't... sigh This is awkward.
When you were little, what did you wanna be?
Actually I wanted to be an engineer, just like my dad.
huh
Then I grew up!
How and when did you realize you wanted to marry Amanda Faye?
She made a really mean sandwich one time.
And I was like...
Gurl, I gotta put a ring on it.
What would be the ultimate sandwich in your opinion?
I did not know that question was coming!
Anyone that Amanda makes.
What's your favorite thing to do with Amandy Faye?
If I tell you I'd have to kill you.
Or at least wash your mind's eye all out with soap,
am I right?!
Nice face, where'd you get it?
Actually my mom and dad made it...
for me.
They also told me how they made it.
And that's when I washed
MY mind's eye out with soap.
How much money do you make from YouTubeing?
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What is your favorite question to answer?
Questions about questions,
I love them soo much.
If you were forced to change your name, what would it be?
I would change my name from
Matthias to Matthiass.
Just add an extra "S".
It's kinda snake like.
What was your favorite book as a kid?
I'd have to say, any type of Harry Potter book or "Redwall".
Love that junk.
I'm just kidding.
"Goosebumps"?
Could you say "I'm hungry" in German, French, Spanish and Turkish?
No.
What was your favortie toy as a kid... and now as a man-child?
Why does everyone keep calling me a man-child?
That's very strange.
But I do like a lot of toys...
right now.
If you could be any breed of dog, what would you be and why?
I'd be a shih tzu.
Because...
obvious reasons.
Do you like mashed potatoes or baked potatoes?
Mashed.
Although I don't really like anything else that's mashed...
What is your favorite/best year of your life so far?
2015
...'Cause it's the shortest.
When you become an old man, will you yell at clouds?
You mean kids?
Do you know what K-Pop is?
It's a really gross kind of soda.
What is normal?
Fears.
If you had a theme, what would it be?
What is it like being in LA with no snow or coldness?
Probably a lot better than where you are, you doofus.
When will you film a "Draw My Life" video?
Actually I already did.
Like...
...years ago.
Wear makeup all day long.
What? Was that a question?
Was.. was that a statement?
What?
What's your favorite game from your childhood?
"Try not to get spanked"
Guess your own net worth.
I would have to say, anywhere from...
1 to 2 Billion.
I mean I don't actually have that money...
...but I'm worth it.
How did you and Amanda meet?
Actually the first time I met Amanda, I was eating an apple...
What... what kind of apple was it?
A green apple.
I don't remember much afterwards, but I remember the apple was real good.
Can you put a picture that is impossible to get, because I can get every single one.
Pretty cocky, aren't you?
Alright...
Try this one.
What makes you so awesome?
Ah... I would say it's directly reflective of...
how much cheese I eat on a daily basis.
Do you like the band Nickleback? They're my fav.
No ♫
Can I buy your hairpiece? (Don't deny it man, I know it's a hair piece!)
Second rude question of the day...
This is real hair.
I... I mean... I don't even know how to prove that, though.
If you could get a tattoo or a piercing and it wouldn't hurt at all,
what and where would you get it?
I think Amanda wants me to get a tattoo, like... on my side right here.
Some words.
...I don't know, though.
Do you think you'll ever have kids?
No.
That's a 100 %, definite no.
Amanda may be, but me? No.
What is your YouTube style?
I just joined and I can't quite understand where your channel fits.
That's the beauty of my channel, baby.
You never know which way I'm gonna go.
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