- I feel like the stuff in my pores were aliens
being sucked up into a spaceship.
They just went--
(UFO zooming)
("Hallelujah Chorus" from Handel's "Messiah")
♪ Hallelujah ♪
Hi, I'm Megan and I'm oily.
- Me too.
Oh, I'm Ben.
(laughing)
- I've had acne forevs.
Came out of the womb fully pimpled.
(baby whining)
Are you a chronic picker like I am?
- I don't do it often
but when it happens it's crazy.
- I have very large pores especially like in my T-zone.
Pro, very easy to extract they just go boop.
Con, very easy to clog.
- I've gotten a facial before.
The lady was like,
"Oh wow. This is gonna take longer than one session."
- It's kind of like when the eyebrow lady's like,
"Upper lip too?"
And you're like I will tell you if I want my upper lip done.
- I want this mustache.
I want this unibrow.
I do have a unibrow right now.
It's a choice.
- So I came across this at Walgreens, it was 20 bucks.
- I feel like that's cheaper than a lot of
acne solution things.
- And as someone who has a habit of like squeezing
and picking and doing all the (bleep)
with your hands on your face
which is really bad,
when I saw that this was suction,
I was like "That sounds like a much safer way
to treat my skin."
- I'm actually really self conscious
because I'm very single.
If someone sees this video of me,
they're gonna see my pores getting sucked out.
It's gonna ruin any chance I have at love.
- We'll just blur your face.
- Oh, and do the voice thing, make it really low.
(speaking with deep computerized voice alteration)
My favorite part of this entire thing is the catch phrase.
(speaking normally) "Suck the yuck
out of your pores."
- We are trying four different heads.
- The small head is for gentle suction,
perfect for everyday use.
- The large head,
strong suction, perfect for blackheads.
(sucking noise)
(laughing)
- The oval opening is for getting into corners of the nose.
- The final one is a silicone head,
helps absorb grease and dirt
from the skin using gentle suction, which is great.
'Cause like I said, "I'm an oily biotch."
- She is one greasy--
(television static bleeping)
- Can we talk about how this woman looks like
she's been kidnapped?
- Although, I will say Facetune on point, girl!
- No, that's just the DermaSuction.
- Will my face look like that after I use this?
- Lets find out.
- This looks like a sex toy, it sounds like a sex toy.
(record scratch)
This is a sex toy.
- It just has two uses.
It has two speeds.
One.
(device buzzing)
Two.
- Oh - Oooooh!
- Oh!
- I am gonna nominate myself to go first.
Alright, I'm starting out with the corners
of the nose and mouth sucker head.
I'll start on the first speed.
Okay ready?
(device buzzing)
(dainty orchestral music)
(gasping excitedly)
You're kidding. Look.
- Oh my god, whoa, look at that!
- That's disgusting.
(gasping with horror) - That is pretty awful.
- I feel like the stuff in my pores were aliens being sucked
up into a spaceship, they just went
(alien buzzing)
- It was the-- - Look.
- I know.
- Too close.
- You can see the hole in my nose where it got it out.
- Can I see?
Wow.
- Okay, ready?
Second speed.
Ah!
- Oh my god, I can see the little wormies.
Isn't it crazy how deep our pores are?
- (gasping) Got a collection going.
- That is foul.
- You don't feel nothing, but it's not painful or anything.
You can literally see how empty my pores are.
They're like tiny holes.
- Oh yeah, so this is for intense suction for blackheads.
I'm gonna use this on my nose.
I'll start with this first speed here.
Oh, there we go.
- [Megan] Oh yeah, hello.
- Oh, my God.
It's like my (beep) face is sprouting.
This is insane.
It doesn't hurt.
I mean it just feels like a suction cup really.
It's nothing too crazy.
Wow, okay, so I'm gonna bring it up a speed.
Ew. Get it.
- Little party strings.
(celebratory ta-da noise)
I kinda love it.
- [Megan] Wow. You are fillin' her up.
- Chugga chugga choo choo.
I don't know what the hell that means.
There's something therapeutic about this.
Like, it feels very relaxing to me.
- Can I suction you?
- Yeah, you can suction me.
(buzzer)
- Oh I kinda like it when someone else does it to me.
- (gasps) There's one, I got one.
- Oh, I feel that.
This has done more than any mask that I've used
or anything, like this is something else.
- It's interesting to compare the pus.
Mine is more stringy.
The silicone head.
For oil and dirt.
- Maybe I'll just do one of these.
I like this one because you can just generally
run it across a big surface.
- Oh my god.
That was white before.
And now the inside is not.
(tinkling chimes)
- Okay, so this next one is supposed to be for like,
a more gentle suction.
I'm gonna use this here on my face.
Oh.
- [Megan] Oh wow.
- This is dripping.
I'm gonna do it over here with the harder suction.
I use a lot of face products.
I'm gonna say that some of this is that.
I don't wanna own all of this.
I can't claim all this oil, okay?
Wow, I'm an oily (beep).
This is kind of incredible.
I actually think I might buy one.
Easy to use, quick, essentially painless.
- Cost effective.
- I'm here for her.
- Now I have a $20 device that does everything
I want it to do and more without hurting my skin.
When I feel like having a little self care night,
this will definitely be part of the routine now.
- I thought it was gonna work,
but I didn't think it was gonna work this well.
This isn't even sponsored.
I haven't even heard about this company before.
- I, for some reason, put a lot of faith in this machine
and saw it, and was like,
"That's gonna work."
Which, doesn't make any sense, but I was right.
Best 20 bucks I ever spent.
(cash register ka-ching)
(pleasant acoustic music)