- The worst thing ever created.
Disgusting.
- Welcome back to "What's Inside?"
I'm Lincoln and this is Dan.
- We are going to cut open durian.
Have you ever heard of that fruit?
Because Lincoln never has until this morning.
I told him that's what we're planning on doing.
I didn't tell him anything about it
other than it's a little spiky.
- Yeah, it has like spikes on it.
I don't really understand,
but I probably will when I see it.
- It is a plant that is only in Southeast Asia,
and it's the official fruit of Singapore.
It's called the king of all fruits,
and so we thought if we're in Singapore,
it's gotta be the perfect thing that we can cut open
and see what's inside of it,
and then of course we've gotta taste it
and see what it tastes like.
I've heard it described best as,
that it tastes like a can of farts.
(laughs)
He didn't know that until I just said that right now.
So, that's what we're getting ourselves into.
All right, we've been traveling a little bit.
We're finally here.
We found a place with durian.
There's some interesting stuff here in Singapore,
like for example, this is called a mangosteen.
They call this the queen fruit of Singapore,
which is funny, because today we're gonna cut open durian,
and durian is the king of fruit, not just here,
but around the world they call it the king of fruit.
Lincoln and I are a little nervous about eating durian,
and so we came up with a better idea.
We're doing a thing with YouTube called #Singapore2016
where we're here, we're live streaming,
we're having a blast going to the F1 race.
Ferraris!
Look at all the Ferraris!
Are you seeing this, Lincoln?
- I am seeing this!
- Look at all those Ferraris!
Aah!
There's a couple of creators here,
Matt Steffanina and D'Trix.
They're both dancers.
We have a pretty nice apartment.
Their apartment is like the four seasons, it is amazing.
It's like straight out of a movie.
So we're gonna get some of the durian
and take it to their apartment.
I am confident that Matt and D'Trix
are going to completely appreciate us
bringing the durian into their apartment.
- Found our durian.
- [Dan] Pick one up.
- It's weird.
It's heavy.
- [Dan] Hold it from the bottom, the spikies.
- No!
- [Dan] No?
- Are you crazy?
I put my hand on this just for a minute
and it starts hurting.
- What?
Okay, let me feel it.
This is it.
I'm gonna touch one.
Oh, that does hurt.
It's like a cactus.
Daah!
Look at that.
You see that?
Look at those holes.
Ugh.
We've learned a couple of things since we've been here.
This is D24, I guess, which is a lower grade of durian.
So this guy is supposed to be really, ow, expensive
and the nicest version.
If this thing falls on your head,
it is gonna cause some major damage.
A pineapple would hurt,
but a pineapple is nothing compared to this thing.
I'm telling you, it's hard as a rock.
And these spikes are seriously like a cactus.
These things weigh two to seven pounds.
They're anywhere from 12 inches long, six inches wide.
I've seen a lot of knives in my days.
I've never seen a durian knife.
You should never eat these
and then also drink coffee or alcohol
because it could be really, really bad for you.
I've never had coffee in my life,
I've never had alcohol in my life,
so I don't plan on starting,
so I can have all the durian I want, I'm good.
I don't care.
Thanks for the glove.
(upbeat synthesizer music)
- We're doing this, aren't we? - This is tough.
- For real, it's not a joke? - This is it.
- I can already smell it.
Just come inside.
- We thought maybe it was just
you guys were gonna actually bring over a cake or something.
- This is Matt Steffanina, and then D'Trix.
- No last name, just D'Trix.
- You've never tried durian?
- No, ever.
I don't really--
- Have you ever even seen it?
- Does it look better than it smells?
- There we go.
- Okay, it doesn't look as bad.
- Okay, first of all, you gotta try and hold it.
- I'm gonna say if this was Tinder, I'd swipe left.
- Ow, it hurts!
- We've been spending the last three days
in Singapore with these guys.
They're hilarious,
and they're amazing dancers and choreographers,
so we'll put a link in the description
to their channel below.
But I figure this would be the best place to do dorian.
Dorian?
I always wanna call it the fish from Finding Nemo.
- Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills.
- [Dan] Let's give this over with.
Oh, it's actually not as hard as I thought.
- [Matt] Get into it.
- Oh, rubber band!
Oh, what is inside of that?
Oh!
That's nasty.
Ugh.
I'm actually going in.
- Oh my gosh!
- Lincoln, what do you even eat?
This little ball or--
- No, you cannot, that's an alien.
- It looks like mustard.
- [D'Trix] I'm not eating that.
- Oh!
Put your face near it. - No.
- Put your face near it.
- I'm taking a bite.
- Dan, don't do it. - Look at it.
- We all have to take a bite, we all have to take a bite.
- [Lincoln] Gah!
- Every one of us.
Maybe get a fork.
Dig in.
Look at it, look at it.
It's like squishy and slimy.
- Oh!
- We're trying a bite.
- No!
- Oh, yes sir, I got a bite.
(coughing)
I literally almost threw up.
(mumbles)
That was bad.
- Lincoln, I'm just crush off
a small piece. - No, no.
- The littlest piece.
- No, that's yours!
- No, that's not mine!
Lincoln. (laughs)
- [Dan] Everybody get one.
Lincoln, get a little bit on your fork.
- [D'Trix] Oh dude, that looks like snot.
- Cheers.
- What has my life come to?
What am I doing in Singapore right now?
- We're gonna do one, two, three, and then you eat it.
- I'm licking it.
- Promise?
- I promise. - No, no, no, eat it.
Okay, one, two, three, and then we do it.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Just let me think for a little bit.
- Don't think.
- I can't. - Every time I look at it,
I regret everything about this video.
- [Dan] One, two, three, go!
(coughing and gagging)
(groaning)
Nobody threw up, nice!
What's inside durian?
A bunch of garbage, nastiest stuff you've ever tasted,
and I don't know why people eat it.
Did I tell you guys that this is banned in hotels
and most apartments?
- No, thank for telling us after.
- Don't swallow?
- No dude, it's coming out.
- That's what I tried,
and I almost threw up. - I tried dude,
it's right there. - I swallowed!
- I swallowed it!
- I'm sorry.
I pantied out.
- Have you ever had durian before, and or would you?
We wanna know.
Have you tried it? - Don't even think about it.
Don't even think about it.
- Here's the other question.
Has anybody watching this video
ever eaten durian and actually thrown up?
There's two more durian in here, top of the line.
I don't care.
It's going in the garbage.
The garbage thinks this is stinky.
- Even the garbage is like, "No, no, leave me alone."
- "Hey, don't put that in here."
It started off bad,
and then when you cut it open it got worse,
and then when you put it in your face,
- [Dan] What about
when you actually put it in your mouth?
- Honestly, I don't even remember what it tasted like
I was already so grossed out.
It might not taste that bad.
- If you ever go to Singapore,
go to the F1 race and then don't eat that stuff.
- Skip out on the durian.
- Yeah.
I know a lot of your guys are watching this.
You're probably like, "You're so disrespectful.
"You disrespected our fruit."
It's nasty.
I'm sorry.
- You disrespected us, unfortunately.
- We're just gonna leave this right here
and see if we can hire somebody to go take it down for us
and get rid of it.
A little update.
It's been about 30 minutes and we're in the other room
and we're still sitting here talking about how nasty it was.
- Sliminess of it.
- It was like a mixture between nacho cheese and--
- Snot.
- Plastic. - It was a lot of snot.