So, where are you guys going tonight we're here. Yeah, me too
Are you guys twins? You look like this same face? Yeah, I think Jessica's Colin gasps, dude. Yeah. Yeah
Look at that girl. Yeah. Can you just just leave? That's move it
Hey, all right listen up you need some help I can't enjoy this club if you're so awkward over there
You know, I wasn't awkward. Listen, they just had to leave because Jessica arrived
The Jessica I was just with. Have you ever been told that you look like Tom Cruise? Oh stop
No, you know, you're never gonna get a boyfriend like this. I got you didn't I?
You literally rolled me in know here, you wanted it. You don't get me. Okay. You got me as a friend now
Okay, I'm gonna help you get a boyfriend from now on that's gonna be a whole lot better
Oh guys, guys I want to quickly say congratulations to my best friend for getting married tomorrow
Me and Le met about two years ago in a bar and since then we became best friends. Yeah
I mean, we've been through everything like I mean, I've been your wingman. Yes, he was my wingman. Tell the story. Yeah
Yeah, let's let's talk about that. No, I don't believe it
I'm the best wingman out there and that's end of discussion. We've listened. Ok. So what about that guy?
Can you give me a day with that good that guy I can get you a date with Beyonce. Come on
Hey, what's up, big boy. Hey big boy, you see that girl over there
Yeah, you like her now, I'm not into blonds I like Asians
Me too. Yeah
No girlfriend, okay
so
Asians are great, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you get it. You know, their just beautiful. He said yes
All right, my guy my uber's here, oh yeah. Yeah, of course, it's the four ways wow, he's good
Got the number
Yeah, let's so remember that one time that you used me as a to make your ex-boyfriend jealous, yeah
Yeah, yeah. How did you make them jealous? Oh boy. That's a really funny story. I
went like this like
Seriously, you're like an inspiration. I mean, I don't even know how you're doing
What your ex, ex I mean those are the easiest come on I'm a threat, you know, look at me
Now look at us
all these people are
Gonna work on that, but I'm gonna make up jealous. Jealous. What?
Really? Uh-huh Lele aka my girlfriend Oh
Love you, baby. Look how beautiful she is. I am the luckiest guy alive
Really?
So, yes, really I mean, yes, yes. Yes that body don't look
What are you what you guys do we got it, we got it. We got it. We got it. We got it
This is what we like to do. We're public really you called me last night. I mucked out there you text me the address
What text? Can you leave now? I I would gladly leave it you get out
I mean, I mean I've done many things. I mean, I've taught her how to dress. I don't think you should talk about that
I taught her how to talk to boys, how to get down with boys
I'm getting married tomorrow
It's actually a really funny story. All right, I do want to say that you're very smart for asking me to do this
I mean, I wouldn't say I'm good, but I do think I'm the best at this. All right, so let's talk
How would you talk to a guy? Yes
Like hi
try like, hey
Hey, hey that one that one is good. That's great. That's we can work with that
Try a female voice can I get a hang and one more thing guys really
Like if you play with your hair, you know
We know that you'd like us if you play with the hair try not to break your neck
How should I look, not a face. You wanna be the one beat you want to be sit down if I
Can't care
You never care you don't care
What you do?
Yeah, you know what that never mind. It's personality is everything you got that Oh
No, no, no, no turn go back in that's horrible
No, not even like no no no
I'm losing faith
You don't own any other pants?
Like anything else
clearly that this is this is
That's not bad oh
That I can work with that. You don't think it's too short
You know what I'm gonna do something
Really
I Can't move so if you want to kiss a guy it's all about the hand placement
Not there
No
No, that's what I'm supposed to do is gap. Um
Yes, and then I do this
And then we practice I mean, I just want to say we had a lot of fun that night, you know
But before I end my speech guys, I just want to say you're a very lucky man
And you're gonna find out why tomorrow night because I thought very well
Cheers!
It happened a week ago get over it