Breanne: It's really wacky that the mic is just like pointing at our vaginas (laughing)
Alayna: I just don't have a mic stand, okay? I a mic, not a mic stand
B: I don't have either A: I am a step above you
Hey guys!
(cough) Welcome back!
(laughs) Is that your signature?
Yes! Are you joking?
No, I've never noticed that
A: Fake fan! B: No, you don't do that every time
Yes I literally do!
B: No you don't A: Yes I do! [x2]
I don't do it in I Don't Bi It, which is the only time that we've collabed
B: You cough every time?! A: So you only watch the videos you're in
A: is what you're saying B: How did this begin?
B: you just like... A: Oh, that's a story
Welcome back to another episode of Lesbian Versus Bisexual. You guys loved the last episode so much
(laughing)
Did they though?
We just filmed the last episode like two seconds ago, you guys haven't seen it yet
Well when this goes up you will have seen it and you guys loved it so much
That here we are, we're back with another episode
This is Bree. [B: Hi.] She's a lesbian my name's Alayna, I'm bisexual
B: We're suppose to be wearing our shirts! A: Oh no!
A: Wait, then why did I even change?!
That's why we should have clued in then
Can you fix my - my rolling?
Eventually you're gonna have to learn this
Well I can, I just don't feel like it
So as you can see I'm a lesbian and Alayna's sex (laughing)
I want a new shirt!
I wanna start again
(coughs mockingly)
Stop
For this week's video we thought that we would play truth or drink
Which basically means that we are going to respond to questions that you guys have asked us and either
Tell the truth or drink. That's it that's the whole game
If you don't already, follow us on Twitter @missfenderr
A: At breannewilliamson B: BREwilliamson
It's called branding (coughs jokingly) I have different names
I'm different on everything, are you the same on everything?
Yeah, missfenderr with two "R"'s
You know why? Because Twitter F****d me
(surprised laughing)
This whole video we're just gonna watch Dallas eat outside
I wonder if he's watching videos of us, do you think?
No he's watching basketball for sure
I like to think he's watching us
Like our old videos and looking forward to this one
A: Yeah, that's probably what's happening B: Yeah that's what's happening
A: That's so sweet, he's so supportive B: Yeah, right?
He's a really supportive partner
Getting those likes up and those comments
A: (sarcastic) Yeah, he comments on every video B: Yeah I know, he's great
He watches every video, I don't even have to ask him to
Julia doesn't, she doesn't watch anything I post
(Quietly) Neither does he
Anyways, I think we're suppose to be doing some sort of challenge
(laughing)
Ok, okay do you wanna start or should I start?
Um, I'll start
No, I hate this game! I don't wanna play
(laughing)
Okay, get ready to wet your lips (laughing)
Who is your least favorite ex?
That's so mean!
This is the game we signed up for
And I have to say their name?
Oh yeah. What do you think you're just gonna describe them? This is the game, the truth, the whole truth
No I can't say
Well then chugalug because
(laughing) That's horrible!
Are those what all your questions are like?
(gasps)
Get ready
Now you have to say it too
B: I know the answer, like it's not like - A: Yeah me too!
Not like I'm stewing over who to choose, like, I know
B: I don't think they'll ever watch this, so like, I could probably say it A: So it's fine.
This for my channel. It's fine. They don't know who I am
B: It's so hard A: It's horrible
Ummm
I'm trying to think if there's like one sentence that could explain it a bit more
Mine would be: my ex, who I only consider an ex in my head
because they refused to actually date me
B: Ohhh
That's deep, that cuts deep
A: It's real
Mine would be my ex who cheated on me, lied about it, then I believe them
And then they cheated on me again
Yeah this person did those things too
Yeah f**k you
(laughing)
Why are we protecting them?
Oh god I don't know
Have you ever judged a friend's content or judged a friend for a video they posted?
If yes, who and what video?
Yeah, you
(laughing)
B: I'm totally kidding A: Same answer, next question (laughing)
I'm trying to think of someone that I actually, like saw that video and I was like
I can think of one
B: Really? A: For you
Oh my god tell me, tell me and I'll tell you one for you
A: Well I can't say it B: Why?
'Cause it's mean
I've got tough skin, something you're gonna learn
Oh, no! No no, no no no, not of your videos
I'm saying one that you judged
B: OH! A: of somebody else, I'm not saying -
No no, not like that!
Tell me and then we can edit it out if I say absolutely not
No because I'm not - I won't say it
Who have I judged?
Oh I know who you're talking about!
I know, I saw it in your eyes!
I saw the reflection of them in your eyes
Yeah, that's exactly who I would say
B: But I can't say it A: No you can't. So you have to drink
I honestly can't think of one. Maybe you can think of one that I have
No
I think what a lot of people say in this question is like,
well they just did that for views
And I'm like, yeah get those views
Okay, but like have you ever thought like maybe you shouldn't put that on the internet?
Or like, oh, that's like problematic, saying that online or like, like Arielle!
B: That's who mine is - Arielle A: Oh! Yeah
Do you think people are gonna come for us on Twitter after this? Hopefully
(laughing)
Just give me a minute
All bisexuals are is sex
Please shift it back. Just actually like put your arms forward and hide the rest
A: Just like that. Sexual
Who is the last person you kissed besides your significant other?
(laughing)
B: I'm gonna cry A: That's
I literally can't. That is good
Can't do it
The last person I kiss besides my significant other
was a wonderful girl named Andrea, who.. oh that wasn't it
Her name was Erica. She's gorgeous and I kind of screwed her a little bit
B: 'Cause it was really close to when Julia and I - A: We're just talking about kissing
If you could sleep with any Youtuber, who would you sleep with?
[repeat] who would you sleep with?
(whisper) Ohh
B: Do you know yours? A: Yeah
Like, you know, you're like ready?
A: Yeah. I was debating whether - B: Oh I know who you're gonna say
Can I guess who you're gonna say? 'cause I know who you're gonna say
It's so painfully obvious
I don't think it is though
B: Really? A: Yeah
Shannon?
Damn it!
But I don't know if I want to put that on the internet. Yes I do
Yeah, yeah you do. You just wanna put - just put it out there in any way you can really
I just keep putting it out there now
Now this is Alayna and Shannon
(laughing)
I would go for, actually, who I was thinking was Miles, so maybe we can do like a dual trip with like a Hall Pass
Oh, uh-huh
(sarcastic) I feel like Julia would be so open to that
(laughing)
I mean I could talk to Dallas
Okay, next up
Great
(laughing)
And check
I think we're doing pretty well with our honesty
We are either being truthful or we are drinking
B: We're nailing the challenge A: We are nailing this
Least favorite person you've met from the internet
That's so mean
I know, and once again I know the answer
But I'm gonna have to - I'm gonna drink on this one. I can't do that
Mm feels good going down the throat
B: Not offending anyone out there A: I can't answer that
I can't answer that
Wouldn't it be fun if we could though?
Yeah. If I could just give zero sh**s
Ok but who's your
B: (quietly) My least favorite person I've ever met? A: Yeah
I don't even know if I can tell you
Is it me?
(laughing)
The fakest, phoniest b**ch
You can put that part in (laughing)
Honestly I actually can't think of anybody that I've met that is like drastically different from their internet persona
A: The person that I'm thinking of B: Oh, I know the answer
I don't like their internet persona either
(burps)
Excuse me. How do you keep inviting me back?
I don't, you just keep showing up
(laughing)
We have one from Dallas
If you could make any of your friends appear in an instant
who would you choose and why would it be me?
(laughing)
He's the best
Truth, I'd rather be doing this video with Dallas
(laughing)
Do I have Julia's number yet?
Hey, you wanna come over?
Me and Dallas are starting a channel
Do you watch porn? If so what kind
(gasps)
Wild!
I just want to drink because I'm thirsty, but I'm gonna answer this question
My grandma watches these
Granma shut it off
I have and I do every once in a while
After I watch porn I feel weird and I don't think there's anything wrong with porn, but I just like I've never like
Maybe I enjoyed it at the moment if you catch my drift
B: Then afterwards I'm like - woah! A: (sarcastic) No, explain more
What hole in the internet did I just fall down? Literally and figuratively
Yes
And I hate lesbian porn. So usually if I'm watching porn it is either gay porn or heterosexual porn
and how about you, Miss?
I wanna know!
Pull up your search history
Incognito window, b**ch
That's a good idea for video
[both] Look through our search histories
Lesbian vs bisexual search histories
I'd look like a serial killer
B: Stuff that I watch is weird A: Mine is like all cats
Like it would be "cat poop runny" "cat peed on bed"
(quietly) Oh my god
"six kittens normal?"
(sarcastic) It's been nice. Thank you
A: We have to end it
B: Oh for f**ks sake A: Where're you going?
That's it for this video, I hope that you guys enjoyed it
If you have been enjoying Lesbian versus Bisexual, let us know in the comments down below
A: We are filming part two over on Bre's - B: Don't point at me with a kitten
We are filming part two over on Bre's channel where we're gonna continue the truth or drink
So we'll see you guys over there
It's linked in the description, it's also linked up in this corner if you wanna check it out
These cats are literally 69ing
(jokingly) They're in loooove
They're brother and sister
Bye!
I love you guys so much I'll see you in the next one. Bye!
(kissing sounds)
(coughs)
A: Oookay
Bre offscreen: You have so many cute little like striped tops
I got them all at one time at one store
They were like 5 bucks and I bought like ten of them