- She's just some Instagram person,
that I follow.
- Okay, you don't know her IRL.
- Nope. (laughs)
Nope.
No.
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- Hey, I'm Chloe.
- I'm Danny
- And we are a couple,
of idiots.
- Hello, my name is Nadia.
- And I am Bryonna.
We've been together for about three years now.
- We've been together about--
- Almost a year and four months.
- Oh wow, time flies when you're having fun.
- We take a lot of pictures of our cat
'cause we have an Instagram account for her
and she has a better phone.
- I don't know your password.
- I don't know yours.
- We're just not that kinda couple, I guess.
We do keep a lot of stuff quite separate in our life.
- Thank you.
- That's Bob Dylan on the cover you see.
- I didn't actually know who that was.
(laughs)
- I'm gonna go through your photos first
because I love your photos, they're adorable.
Okay, there's the cat.
Oh my gosh.
She takes the best photos of her.
Oh my god, you can see her tooth.
(laughs)
- They want the juicy stuff.
- There's a nice picture that he took
to try and surprise me.
Which I like.
What is this?
- Aw, it was a drawing that I did. (laughs)
- There's like 10 of these things on here.
This is like literally worrying.
(laughs)
- Who's (bleep)?
- She's just some Instagram person,
that I follow.
- Okay, you don't know her IRL.
- No.
Nope. (laughs)
Nope.
No.
- I'm curious about this (bleep) girl
'cause you're acting weird.
(laughs)
- Alright, text messages.
Oh, I do think you'd like her.
(laughs)
I just have that sort of feeling about it.
(laughs)
He's always one of the first people
to like her Instagram pictures.
- It's the thing that pops up first.
- No, you're just like ooo must like, ooo must comment.
- What the hell?
- Oh my god.
There's a twerking video.
I'm not sure who that was.
Definitely wasn't that person, that you're worried about.
(laughs)
- Anything juicy in there?
She asked me about Valentine's Day.
- Ya, that's why I'm looking at it,
but he didn't say anything incriminating
like it was a terrible night and I hate Chloe.
(laughs)
(Chloe's voice sped up)
"Maybe it was romantic, that's so great."
And then he says, "also I'm around today, if you is."
Because he fancies her.
I'm never gonna be able to get an actual answer,
if you like her or not. - What!
I don't actually like her, we're friends, we hang out.
- I'm gonna just look at your messages.
- Oh, the Facebook messages, sure.
- Oh my gosh, it now wants you to update.
I can't look at her messages.
- 'Cause Facebook.
- You did this intentionally.
(laughs)
- I've never, ever been on your Instagram.
I don't know who you follow or anything.
Probably a lot of women.
(laughs)
Ah, (bleep) she's attractive.
*** aha!
You talk to her on both text and dm.
He loves her, obviously.
- Crack the case.
- Oh, she sent him three kissing emojis.
- Is that bad?
- If I did that to a guy, would you like it?
- Oh no, probably not.
- There you go.
- Uh oh.
- I think she did a really good job
covering her tracks there.
- Or I just have nothing to hide.
- Mmhmm, unlikely story.
- God, you never close your browser.
Look at this. - How do you close it?
- It's been going on forever.
God dude!
- How do you close it?
- What do you think the cross button's for?
- Okay, I've got Chloe Zak's phone.
First it says, "Hakuna Matata" on it.
(laughs)
- I love Lion King.
- Should I look at the photos first?
- Whatever you want.
- So mostly us, the cat, selfies of her,
more selfies of her, she's taking a lot of bathroom selfies.
- There's like one.
- But, they look like nothing I would send
to anyone (mumbles.)
(laughs)
- I don't wanna see old photos of your boyfriends.
- Alright then, I won't show you.
(laughs)
- There's me.
You look kinda fancy. This is how she looks in the mornings.
(laughs)
This one I like.
- That was when I had only had one eyelash on,
I sent it to my friend.
- Looking at a lot of hashtags like cake drizzle.
- Oh ya, that was for work.
I make some cake drizzle satisfying content.
(laughs)
- Ooo, who are these post mates huh?
(laughs)
You sent the three hearts,
so now we're starting to get somewhere.
Earlier, you didn't like my platonic kissy face.
You put three hearts.
- That's a woman!
- Oh, it is?
- This is a girl that is naked,
but fully covered in glitter.
- Ya, it's a funny meme.
- And eating a bowl of glitter.
- Alright, I am going to now look at her notes.
And the first one is, break up with current boyfriend.
- How long can we use our parents as an excuse
for our terrible behavior?
- Big Bear cabin, I like.
- Ya, because I wanted to go to Big Bear with you,
but we never went.
- No, on your own with me.
- Okay, there's an agree--
- You know you we were supposed to go
and you just never said anything about it.
See?
- This songs entitled "My Story" and it just says
"I don't think there's any normal behavior,
when it comes to cops."
(laughs)
- Vitor, Vitor, Vitor? - I don't know who he is.
- "Sorry for adding without knowing you,
I might've done it while checking your profile on my phone
after watching one of your videos,
welcome to my Facebook anyways."
He's like obviously tryna holler.
- Holler?
I've never heard you say that phrase in your life.
- I'm hip as (bleep).
- Don't look at those messages.
I do not consent, those are messages with my sister.
Okay.
(laughs)
- She has taken the phone away.
(laughs)
Now she is deleting.
- I'm not deleting, I'm not deleting.
- I found out what I'm doing later tonight.
- It was pretty much what I expected.
Didn't see anything particularly exciting.
I did think you would talk to (bleep)
as much as you talk to her.
That's the one thing that's slightly irritating.
But, other than that like,
that's so minor in what could've been on there.
- I totally forgot about my conversations with my sister
and how I wasn't actually comfortable with you seein' that.
- You have the right to have like private conversations
with your sister, but it does make me wonder
what you guys are talking about.
- I'll show you later.
Where there's not cameras.
(laughs)
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