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>> Joe: What’s crazy about this here story is that it isn’t the first time I’ve heard
of this kind of things happening.
>> Steve: It’s not even the second.
>> Joe: It’s materialized an amazing amount times.
Kids keep getting stuck in claw machine games.
How does this keep happening?!
>> Steve: Kids love toys Joe.
I’d be in a claw machine right now if the machine door accommodated a fully-grown man.
Peep the deets.
A mother in Nebraska immediately notified police when she couldn’t locate her son
in her home in Lincoln.
>> Joe: Police couldn’t find nary a toddler, but then they sleuthed a clue, in the form
of a man that called police to notify them of burglary in progress, in the form of a
child inside a claw machine who was throwing stuffed animals down and out the prize shaft.
>> Steve: So here’s the “make Joe shake his head with his eyes wide open” part of
the story.
Turns out the 3-year-old boy exited his home, crossed a street, and walked into a bowling
alley all on his own… with his tiny little toddler legs.
>> Joe: Once inside, he scoped out the transparent treasure chest overflowing with fuzzy, cuddly
riches and was like, me want that, and then maneuvered his malleable body up through the
prize hole.
>> Steve: The bartender of the bowling alley said the little guy wasn’t paying attention
to anyone outside of his glass cage of emotional joy because he was too busy throwing all the
toys down the prize chute.
>> Joe: It was a full on heist!
I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a team of toddlers working behind the scenes.
An adorable baby with charisma that they called Face…
>> Steve: And a tech toddler, code named FloppyDisk, that disabled the claw machine’s security.
>> Joe: And a demolitions guy called Boom Boom.
He just goes Boom Boom.
>> Steve: In a slightly disheartening turn, they didn’t
use the claw to extract the brilliant baby as they had a key to open the machine on site.
Upon freeing him, they let him keep one the prizes he attempted to pilfer.
>> Joe: Only one!?
Bull crap.
Give the kid the stash.
He earned it.
>> Steve: And what about the mom?
How do you lose your kid?
>> Joe: No dude, shut up.
Those little things are slippery and quick.
One moment your like, no, don’t put that in your mouth, and the next moment, it’s
all like, where the frick did you go?
Hey, get off of Mr. Millers roof.
>> Steve: I’m never having kids.
>> Joe: They’ll steal toys for you.
>> Steve: I’m totally having kids……….
But not really.
>> Joe: What’s the coolest thing you ever did as a kid?
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