Alright, simmer down everybody! Let's cut the chatter!
No one was talking.
Yeah man, no chatter to cut.
Oh, well... I kind of had my heart set on telling you to cut the chatter so...
I'm gonna come in again, and maybe hear some chatter.
I didn't realize we were here to meet your needs.
Well, guess what? You are.
- Then we can do that. - Great, I'll come in again.
[yelling]
Alright, calm down! Everybody let's cut the chatter!
[arguing]
I said let's cut the chatter!
Alright, what do you got for us today, Cap?
What I got is a big steaming bowl of crime chowder.
So grab your spoons, let's eat.
[barking]
I digitized all those papers for you and uploaded them to the smart board.
Oh. Well, what am I supposed to do with these?
Recycle them?
Absolutely not.
- Throw them away. - Better.
- What? - Burn 'em.
- Best. - For real?
Recycle them!
Oh...
OK, crime time.
Oh, I see somebody stole a garden gnome off some old lady's front yard.
- Boring. - Next.
Uh let's see, somebody hit Scary Gary in the head with a garden gnome...
Actually, those two might be related.
Get to the good crimes.
OK, give me a sec, give me a sec.
Uh, somebody stole all the books from the Swellview Library...
- Uh... - Stole books from the library?
Someone's gonna fry tonight!
- Are you guys serious? - Of course we are!
Libraries are a treasure trove of infinite knowledge!
And adventure!
What?
Stealing books from the library is not just a crime against one person.
It's a crime against the whole community.
And it will not stand!
OK, please tell me there's some kind of sick turn coming.
The only thing coming is vengeance!
And adventure!
Because we love the library!
Look. The crime is already in our shopping cart. Just hit 'check out'.
God, what a bunch of nerds.
Alright, give me a second. I'll read the details.
OK look, they didn't steal all the books. They left like 10 copies of that one.
Hey, what book is that?
Uh, it is...
Oh my God.
- Is that you on the cover? - Yes.
- And they left it there? - Yes.
- All ten copies? - Yes.
They literally stole every book in the library except yours?
Someone's gonna fry tonight!
- Yes! - I'm hit!
- Relax, it's just-- - This is the end for all, Bosey!
Confession time.
I'm the one that stole that garden gnome.
Dude, you're fine, that's jelly.
So it is!
Raspberry, if I'm not mistaken.
Uh-oh, hot can.
[groaning]
That thing doesn't want to stay out.
[laughing]
This wouldn't have happened if you just recycled it.
We also wouldn't be laughing, so I mean...
[laughing]
Alright, who's ready to break some teeth?
- Always. - Mm, ready in a bit.
Just gotta do a little stretching first.
But I wanna break teeth now!
We don't even know whose teeth to break yet.
Wrong. I just uploaded a list of the most likely suspects.
This is literally every criminal in Swellview.
Yeah, plus a couple of people I just don't like.
And they're scattered all over town.
Well, we better get going. Got a long night ahead of us.
Hope you're all wearing your teeth-breaking pants.
One of those dots is me.
Well, where were you last night, huh?
Out stealing every book in Swellview except mine?
I don't steal books. I'm not a monster.
We'll see.
I got a better way to find the criminals.
Better than spending 6 to 8 days walking all over town,
collecting criminal teeth, get that sweet, sweet coin from the Tooth Fairy,
until we randomly happen upon some criminal that admits to stealing the books
I'd like to hear it!
Well, you know that place The Beatin' Dungeon?
I barely know where I am right now.
Beatin' Dungeons this place where villains and heroes
get together to fight each other for fun.
- Swag. When do we go? - Tomorrow night.
- It's Villains Only Night. - So?
So, we got Schwoz to make us some bad guy costumes...
We head down to the Beatin' Dungeon...
And adopt a rescue dog
that we bring home and say in a way, he rescued us.
- So close. - Was he?
Or we hang out and see if any criminals
are bragging about stealing books from the library.
- In! - Let's do this.
Hold up, wait a minute. Let me put some Captain in it.
I don't know what that means.
- He thinks he has an idea. - Can we please get a dog?
Means it's up to me to point out nobody ever goes to Villains Only Night.
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