- You know,
we come to this courtroom to get the truth out of you.
- Yes.
- Okay, we wanna know exactly
what was going through your mind when you did this?
Let me see it.
What in the world?
(laughing)
- What in the hell?
(laughing continues)
- What in the hell?
Nick, what the hell?
Why did you wanna...
I mean you look like the Jacksonville Jaguar.
(audience cheering/lauhging)
- Alright, Nick my boy.
We go back man.
- Facts.
- You know I've been knowing you for a while,
you known to keep some bad bitches close to you baby,
I know about you okay.
I just got a question about two of your closest bad bitches,
right?
We will have a bad bitch contest
and see who's in first place.
Now.
Will it be exhibit A,
Con?
(laughing)
Very bad bitches.
Or, or, will it be,
exhibit B?
Give it to me.
(laughing)
Now D-Wreck was doing duck lip back in the 90s baby.
(laughing)
We wanna know who's in first place?
(laughing)
- I plead the fifth.
(laughing)
(buzzer beeps)
- Jason Lee which one is a badder bitch to you,
I just wanna know your opinion?
- I ain't gonna plead the fifth, I'ma take Con.
(loud uproar)
(cheering)
- Nick Popsicle, what's going on wit you man?
(laughing)
- Wassup man?
- Just like my client, Soulja Boy,
you also are from the hood, Southeast to be exact,
Southeast San Diego.
He got it tatted on your...
She must be from there to.
(laughing)
My question to you is, do you think that my client
Big Soulja is capable of being from your hood?
- Yes.
- Okay, so what have you done to be a person
that is capable of blessing people into a hood?
Like what -
(laughing)
What type of work have you put in,
in the hood?
- I'm a man of the community. I'm certified, man.
- I'm talking about gangster stuff.
You have a -
this is a gangster set.
Gangsters.
- I plead the fifth!
- Thank you!
(cheering)
Thank you!
(buzzer beeps)
Thank you!
(cheering )
- Yeah!
Bro!
(cheering)
♪ Hello Nick Cannon, ♪
♪ how do you do? ♪
♪ I have a simple question for you? ♪
♪ You own Incredible Ent., ♪
♪ and you signed Justina and Charlie, ♪
♪ Conceited, Hitman too that's your themes. ♪
♪ So if in this court room you could choose, ♪
♪ only one of those artists to use, ♪
♪ to represent and make you a hit. ♪
♪ Well tell us Nick which one would you pick? ♪
(cheering)
Who you running with?
Which one you gon' pick man?
- ♪ Well freestyling man that is your gift, ♪
♪ but I'ma tell you like this, ♪
♪ I plead the fifth. ♪
(cheering/laughing)
(buzzer beeps)
(cheering continues)
- Come on now D.C.
- What's up Nick, you good?
- What's happening John John?
- That's my name.
That's my name.
(laughing)
If you had a trash can, right?
Okay.
Which one of these would you throw away?
Okay.
Your music career?
Your movie career?
Or her braids?
Which one would you choose?
(laughing/cheering)
- Damn!
Why?
- Sweetheart I think your braids are beautiful.
Your Nubian braids.
But I love my music and my movie so I'ma plead the fifth.
- Yes!
(buzzer beeps)
(cheering)
- Let them talk about you like that,
your braids are beautiful.
(cheering)
- So you know I'm real...
people say I'm real dramatic.
And you know, I jumped over tables,
and I do things and I say things like I'm a (beep)
and (beep).
But who's more dramatic,
me,
or your Mariah?
(loud shock)
- I don't know you,
and I ain't gonna talk bad about my baby mama on TV.
- So?
- I plead the fifth!
(cheering)
(buzzer beeps)
Y'all don't gotta go home to the other Mariah.
(cheering)
- I like how you been handle that,
real dudes do real thing.
Aight?
- They don't wear ponytails.
(laughing)
- They don't wear Captain America jackets either,
okay.
(laughing)
Real quick question, simple.
You had sex with Chilli after Usher.
(loud uproar/laughing)
- Why you playing man (beep)?
- Go ahead. - So Nick!
- [Audience Member 1] Why man?
- Question!
You had sex with Chili!
- Why you gotta repeat it?
(laughing)
- Cause you repeated it!
(laughing continues)
- I plead the fifth!
(buzzer beeps)
(cheering)
- Alright.
(cheering continues)
Thank you. Thank you.
Alright Matt,
look I know my team has been making fun of you a lot,
but I just want to say I'm a really big fan
like when you played for the Orlando Magic,
you were so good.
It was almost like you were a real magician and -
(laughing)
I just wanna know.
How did you do that one trick
where you made all their playoff chances disappear?
(laughing/cheering)
- I plead the fifth.
(cheering)
(buzzer beeps)
(cheering continues)
- My my my my my my bad!
I'm sorry.
I was outside paying my meter.
Matter of fact Nick do you have 50 cent I can borrow?
Err, nevermind.
(laughing)
Mr Ross.
- Right?
- I'ma get straight to it.
You know MMG, that's your label.
- Believe that.
- So,
MMG is more than a label though, it's like a family.
- Most definitely.
- You guys are like brothers,
and as we all know brothers you know,
fight sometimes.
- Right.
- And it was a well publicized dispute
between two of your biggest artists.
So my question to you Mr Ross is,
in a brotherly, friendly fistfight,
who you taking,
Meek Mill or Wale?
(loud uproar)
(laughing/cheering)
- Who you got?
- I'ma plead the fifth.
- Exactly!
(buzzer beeps)
(cheering)
- Well thought about Chico!
(cheering continues)
- Sorry I'm a little late,
I was auditioning for America's Got Talent.
Apparently the last host didn't have any.
(laughing)
[Emmanuel] Uh man.
(laughing continues)
(clears throat)
Nicholas Cannon!
I noticed you've been working now.
The ab day.
You got leg day on lock.
You got arm day on smash.
(audience cheering)
My question to you is, out of all that exercising you do,
why you always skip talent day?
(loud uproar)
- Cause that's the day I'm banging your moms!
(laughing/cheering)
And Wednesday!
- That's not sufficient.
- Dammit I plead the fifth!
(buzzer beeps)
(cheering)
- Look at y'all!
Over there looking like relationship goals.
(laughing)
Nicholas Scott Cannon.
(laughing)
You've been famous a long time,
and you know a lot of famous women.
So I know you smashed a couple famous women.
So out of all the famous women you smashed,
which one do you miss the most?
(laughing/cheering)
Ey the camera right there bro.
- Right there?
I plead the fifth!
(laughing/cheering)
- That's how you play this game!
That's how you play this game!
(cheering)
- Ms Iggy Azalea, how you doing?
You're such a beaut...
I love those boots.
- Thank you. Thank you. - Those are beautiful.
You wanna know what I don't love?
- What?
- Nick's music.
All right, let's move on.
Mr. Cannon,
you create opportunities for people.
For example, the Wild 'N Out girls.
Like you give them a opportunity
to be more than just objectified on Instagram
and social media.
- You get it. You get it.
- Right.
So my question to you with that said, Mr. Cannon is,
would you allow your daughter to be a Wild 'N Out girl?
(laughing)
- Hell nah!
(laughing/cheering)
- Oh!
Oh, hell nah?
Ladies, come here, come here ladies.
Well with that being said,
what is it that the Wild 'N Out girls do
that you wouldn't want your daughter to do?
(laughing/cheering)
- I plead the fifth!
- Exactly!
(cheering)
- The question is sex with other women?
Ha, my (beep)!
- That's what you do.
(laughing)
- That's what you do. That's what you did.
- When was it better, now that you're single
or when you were married?
(laughing)
(chanting) We wanna know! We wanna know!
We wanna know! We wanna know! We wanna know!
- You want the truth?
- Nothing but the truth!
- You want the truth?
- Yes!
- You can't handle the truth!
(cheering)
(buzzer beeps)
(cheering continues)
- I'ma hold this down.
Nick Cannon!
You know,
we come to this courtroom to get the truth out of you.
- Yes.
Okay, we wanna know exactly what was going through your mind
when you did this?
Let me see it.
What in the world?
(laughing/cheering)
What in the hell?
Nick!
What the hell?
Why did you wanna...
I mean you look Jacksonville Jaguar.
(laughing)
You look like the Golden Lord for Meteor Man.
I don't know,
were you trying to be like Eminem but still be black?
Is that why you dyed it blonde and kept the black spots?
- That ain't hot?
- No!
Is that hot?
- [Audience] No!
- So why?
- I plead the fifth!
- There we go!
(cheering)
(buzzer beeps)
- Let's get it on. Come on now.
(cheering)
There comes a time in a man's life
where he just got to tell the truth!
Nick!
You know I never wanted you to go through no divorce,
but (beep) it had happened.
But look,
now that it is what it is,
don't it feel good to not have to lie
about smashing the Wild 'N Out girls?
(laughing/cheering)
Don't it feel good?
It feel good don't it?
- You better plead the fifth!
Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!
- Aaah!
- Hol' on.
- [Audience Member 2] Court get the Bible!
What camera I'm on?
This camera?
- [Audience Member 3] Don't you lie Nick!
(laughing)
- I plead the fifth.
(laughing/cheering)
(buzzer beeps)
- Nick Cannon!
- Yes, Mr. Miller.
- There's only one question we all
wannna know the answer to!
Do you even like your music?
(laughing/cheering)
(chanting) Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth!
Tell the truth! Tell the truth!
- I plead the fifth.
(buzzer beeps)
(cheering/laughing)
(buzzer continues beeping)
(cheering continues)
- Sorry I'm late your honor.
- Get 'em cuz, get 'em!
- Too busy winning over there.
- There you go!
(laughing)
- Nick,
on the scale of 1 to 10,
how much does Mariah Carey loves you?
(laughing)
Okay!
I'm assuming you're saying 10.
- 10 yeah!
- That means she'll do anything for you right now?
Anything, you believe she would do anything for you?
- Yeah. Yeah.
- That's a lie Nick!
Because she loved you that much,
why hasn't she sacrificed her music career
by doing the feature with you?
(cheering/laughing)
- I plead the fifth.
I plead the fifth.
(buzzer beeps)
(cheering)