It is the end of October in Japan,
and it is like 21 something degrees outside,
I think it's super unnatural.
I don't like it. Sir, you know what else I think I'm not gonna like?
- What? -The new unnatural Halloween Frappuccinos at Starbucks, Japan.
(Halloween music)
Looks unnatural to me.
- Nothing about a Frappuccino has ever looked natural,
so both of these are flappuccino blend.
- Flappuccinos? Flappuccino, flappuccino, frip frap flappuccinos
- Hey - One of those fancy drinks.
- Both of these are Frappuccino blended creams there's no coffee
- Which means no coffee in either one. Which means what's the point?
- It's just sugar. - There is gonna be 2 kinds of apples.
There's a princess Frappuccino, and it's pink, and it's fluffy
- Yeah - And then there's a bad apple Frappuccino for the evil witch.
- It's the princess and the witch Frappuccino.
- So 1 , 2, 3 we'll say which one that we think we'll want to have. - Ok
[Both] 1, 2, 3 [Simon] Princess [Martina] Witch
-Perfect so I get this beautiful princess one.
It's got these little sparkly balls on it in pink and blue
It's got a whole bunch of what looks like condensed milk
at the bottom and just a big fruity pink fluffy whatever.
- Mine looks awesome
It's dark chocolate evil
and it's got chunks of like evil apples
and they put these really cool streaks of chocolate in
which I think will be...
- I think blended in with the brownie as well.
-Are you kidding me?! - I saw them put something in there
- So mine's the fattuccino. - Yours is the fattuccino.
- Mine's got a chubby straw. - Here we go
Oh, that's sweet!
- I picked the right one.
- This tastes like a memory. - How can this taste like a memory?
Are you secretly going out drinking pink Frappuccinos?
- No, this tastes like almost like cereal milk.
- Like when you have frosted flakes or lucky charms?
- Yeah it almost tastes like the leftover milk from a cereal.
- Mine actually, is quite interesting.
This middle part just hits like a chocolate Frappuccino
and the bottom tastes like a juicy Red Delicious apples
It's actually not too sweet
and this top part is gonna like a mocha taste.
You know what I would like though?
- What? - Just a dash of cinnamon or pinch of nutmeg?
- Hold on I should get my Halloween princess donut.
There was none for you
[screaming]
If you got the good frappuccino, I get the accessory items. Look at this.
- That doesn't seem fair.
- It's got pink frosting on it.
It's got like little vanilla balls
- It's got sparkles
- It sparkles and twinkles and silver
Mmm (inaudible) crunchy one to harmonize.
It's very very subtle pairing
of junk food
(laughing)
You can taste all of the overworked gluten
and the thick caking of icing on top
and it slowly dissolves in your mouth with this cereal milk Frappuccino
with the balls you can barely taste.
Hey, that's my donut I'm the princess not you in this relationship
Let me see yours. Wow. Yours is like super dense
Well, this is so much heavier than my mine
just by heft alone. Like the princess weighs half as much as the witch
Maybe that's why the witch is so witchy. Because she so grumpy like "oh look at you so young and pretty
You didn't put on any weight wait till you hit your 30s then we'll see whose the princess now"
- Enjoy your sugar coated shoe white (crosstalk)
- Your fast metabolism. Not anymore I give you the curse of age!
(Laughing)
- That's all anyone needs to do. Everything will hurt when it shouldn't, and you'll
gain weight instantly when before you could eat a medium pizza to yourself
- I think the Bad Wish Frappuccino acknowledges that I'm older now.
I'm never gonna have a six-pack again. Let's just go balls to the wall and
get as junky as we can possibly get.
This definitely just looks and feels worse. I didn't even taste it yet.
Old lady wish time
- Oh (old person mumbling) millenials
Who are these people looking at us?
- You know what we should do?
We should like look at our phones and ignore each other just like trendy people
What was I doing again? - Suspiciousness is the fact that these people are watching us here.
How did you get into this camera, people?
How did you get in here?
- Mmm, that is some really poppin' cherry! And you could taste...
- It's apples not cherry
- Is it? - Yeah
- Apples not that....
- It's apple. It's red delicious evil witch apple.
- I give you the curse of age
It doesn't taste like a cherry I'll be honest.
- Because it's apple
- I give you the curse of age
I'm the witch of this solution
I gotta say yours is a lot better than mine.
- I"m telling you 100% it's apple it's literally called One Apple Two...
Which sounds like a horrible name by the way. One Apple Two Frapps
- Okay, I can taste it now.
- One Apple Two Frapps, is that really what this is called?
- One Apple Two Frapps. How is that one?
- You know, it's not as faintly sweet as I thought it was going to be.
- Starbucks Japan actually does really good Frappuccinos.
- We had that tremendous fun. The peach one.
That just blew our mind. It was the best Starbucks we ever had
- Are we supposed to tell anybody that? We definitely were not supposed to tell people
that we had that fatty fatty fatty fat fat because we have the curse of old age
which means it's never gone out of our bodies. It's part of my....
- I had it back in the summer. It's still hanging off my left nipple as we speak.
So what if my pecks are firm? I still eat donuts
(mumbling)
- You sound like Matthew
You sound like Matthew McConaughey
Wait while that's in your mouth talk about...
- Murf
- When you're on the road
- You're on the road of (inaudible)
I gotta tell you I don't really get a Halloween vibe out of this.
- No neither do I but okay
here's the thing people in Japan, Halloween's just like a party day,
and I already saw kids out in the park for the costumes on.
- Oh, yeah, - Yeah, I was biking here and I saw little kids....
- Did you like my costume today?
- Are you lumberjack?
- I pretended to be - Are you Canadian?
- I pretend to be somebody that fits into this shirt.
(laughing)
- Did you just buy this?
- I just bought it and it won't close
and for some reason the left one goes up fine
but my right forearm is a lot bigger than my left.
That's not, that's a manufacturing default. Don't know why
- What size is this?
- It's a large. - You're just so big.
But look it fits at the shoulders.
This is good shoulder size when the tip sit there.
It's just my fat nipples again
- You don't have fat nipples. You're a buff boy.
You have really rock hard pecks. You break eggs
in our kitchen constantly.
- It's because of my tremendous strength not because of my rippling body
- Sometimes you try open up jars and you like tear the lid off
and it goes across the room.
- Last night I actually broke that little thing
on the front door that's for mosquito repellent.
- Did you try to take it off and it crumpled in your hand?
- It shattered in my hand again.
- Simon needs to have these hands insured.
- I have uncontrollable strength in this huge right hand.
How did you get so strong?
Nobody knows
Nobody knows. The point is I don't feel Halloween festive after these drinks.
I think we might have to go to Tokyo Disneyland in order to get the true feeling of Halloween in Japan
That might be our next video, bye. Thanks for watching everybody.
(laughing)
- I hope we go to DisneySea
- If you think, if you don't like a complaints about old age.
Hey, guess what? We still got another 40 years
we're gonna be on YouTube prepare for many many more old people jokes
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