all right so James and I are here we are
playing a really bizarre game called
who's your daddy
when I hear who's our daddy all I think
about is Kindergarten Cop did you hear
about Kindergarten Cop - Kindergarten
Cop - yeah it's out already and it's I'm
not this is not a joke and it stars
Dolph Lundgren that sounds amazing
all right so in this game there's a dad
and there's a baby and the baby is
trying to kill himself okay and you have
to save the baby
from trying to kill himself so if the
baby for example tries to put a fork
into the electrical socket you have to
stop him from doing that okay and then
either I can be the dad or you can be
the dad and it goes back and forth like
it switches oh my god so let's fry so
you're trying to save a baby so this is
this is a very noble game what's Noble
for the dad to save the baby now is this
a stupid baby or is this just oh this
baby's [ __ ] dog
this baby just a baby doesn't know
anything or is it because the baby is
suicidal it's just you know like kids
you gotta watch kids cuz they can do
things they're generous
uh-huh you know about that right yeah
like so you so that's what it is it's
like you're trying to make sure your kid
doesn't get hurt
yeah that's what the game is so I'm here
I'm the dad I'm walking around and I'm
the baby I'm on that okay there's that
but hit the baby this would be haha
looks like a like a toy the baby can
jump tail look at the baby job it's okay
look is it dad you look at this
wait let's start really far away okay
ready okay okay there how does a be open
the baby was able to turn the knob
somehow yeah from crawling position by
the way listen to the music
hey what's this drink soap oh I drank
the soap oh that's not good uh-uh drank
the window cleaner I gotta stop you from
doing that then I drank the bleach Oh
baby's getting the [ __ ] up daddy help
me daddy you didn't protect me from the
bleach daddy oh there you go look at
this creepy angle the dad the dad
doesn't give a [ __ ] he's like yeah bird
oh my god this is kind of like shower
with your dad's emulator which I've
never played oh we could play at it okay
the baby look at the baby the baby's
green yeah so now reap rematch rematch
now you're gonna be the baby I don't
know then so it alternates yeah today
this is just a really sick [ __ ] up
game yes so I get it's a dark humor and
there it is I've never heard of a game
with this type of gameplay where one
character is trying to kill herself and
the character is trying to say I mean
that that's actually kind of an
interesting game place I think this has
potential but then there's another way
to play this game where the dad tries to
kill the baby
oh boy right for real Wow just goes
around and yeah now gonna put it on the
ground for you okay I'm putting it on
the ground right there okay go to go up
to the gasoline all right and drink it
okay or actually it's you don't drink it
you're doused see now the baby's like
grey okay right now come with me we're
gonna do something the I use your
imagination yeah did you see what happen
- deputy sex from yeah he had a building
it shorter to get through there I gotta
get a candle real quick let me find out
where that is
oh here it is right here okay why are
all the paintings bananas because it's a
crazy banana house
thank God he's counting pills
there's Leary yes thank God mommy's
coming home soon thank God
mommy's coming home soon so there's
flame there's a grill I have gasoline on
me
uh-huh I can see where this is going
exactly so I'm trying to Oh see we have
to do this a lot quicker yeah that was
that's a lot to do though all right rear
messes all rights in there I could I'm
getting out of the way I just all right
go go down back and watch yes here we go
here you go go oh oh my god
all this game was [ __ ] up you know
that that dad did not do a good job yeah
just stay right there baby daddy daddy's
on the way look at Kendall just you know
flipping out ready ready
all right oh where is he where's E oh
yeah oh my god turn around look it's a
dad look at the deck look dick dad space
oh you're under the car get out from
under the car and drive there look at
that look at daddy truck wait it's
moving by on its own I the baby
oh my god
oh he's like crawling around trying to
put himself out oh all right all this
games terror now let me put you in the
oven okay I'm going in with the meat
all right here we go it okay
Oh see open open the oven open the oven
I want to go look at my look at my head
let's go like me oh oh I guess that was
it dad
grass word why is there a sword I guess
it's look at looking at toys yeah it's
coming out of his wrist it's coming out
as like thumb dad wait let me try to get
on the ground there yep so we look like
Nicky it's a lightsaber goal
oh my God look at the deck walk closer
walk closer we oh yeah get on the table
he's all my kids
he's like bad baby bad baby
all right now eat the glass there you go
oh that's bad even more of them
everything I am YUM Oh babies deadbeat
glue a class now let's try to up keep
the baby alive let's go get out all
right okay yeah art so I'm the dad so
basically anything dangerous I need to
like hide okay all right like okay this
stuff yeah put that somewhere where I
can't get to it like up there or through
the wall but you know what I still could
get there if I go if I went through that
vent somehow oh can you do that I'll try
I'll try to figure out how there's
probably a way to get there it's all
about me trying to preemptively think
what are you going to do and try to like
disarm that exactly make it safe so that
you can't kill your save the baby okay
it's kind of an interesting idea of a
game you know like I said I never heard
of anything like it oh I found out how
to do it I gotta how'd you do that I'll
show you where I want oh my god look if
I go into the kitchen
look over here Salus look where I'm walk
and see Wow
now watch where I go imagine if we move
this I'm where you put all this how
would you have gone how would a baby
ever get through a vent well this is I'm
knocking this is like a super I'm not
gonna do that because you put them up
there okay I mean you can I card I
worked hard to get them all I'll give
you what is the information that comes
on screen health undressing okay so I'm
not a terminator like I can read all the
makeup
give me that now my not the money
hey company the blue I'm getting blue on
no you better get open the fridge up oh
crap
baby's freezin ah I got you I got I'm
gonna find another way to kill myself
oh yeah mister oh look at all this this
bleach a kitty oh the fork oh nice my
life that's not good you're not getting
that baby one nice this is scary
actually
oh look at my angle look at this yeah
this baby's crazy
oh no I'll stick the knife in the legend
oh no you're not baby wants to stick
knife in all electrical this daddy is
useless
that's why mommy's gotta come home see
I'm gonna brother meet at the TV ready
okay oh wait it's like a poltergeist is
in here no I hit the TV you threw gonna
knock I want to knock the TV off with
the meat here we go oh I lost you gonna
knock it over now I'm gonna get under
here could you imagine the police report
cause of death a raw turkey was thrown
out of TV which landed on a baby pausing
the TV to fall onto the baby oh oh the
big balls I'm fine Oh baby's fine leave
that just stand there doing nothing
I wonder yeah man I'm at home I'm okay
turn it on turn that Oh God
okay okay good okay good never back up
back up and get on top jump there you
got one more there you go get those
angle down okay
oh my I'm in this thing you're in the
same car let's see what's going on
imagine slow if you want that be you
want to do stuff all right let's do
stuff there it is
Oh No stay on stuff stay on Oh turn them
all on [ __ ] it uh-uh wait look at look
at this is it oh it's charred yes he's
done Oh with what what is that what I
think it is here you go baby
you need one of these oh my god where's
the baby
oh my god hey baby here have that
figured out I'm trying
Oh too big for baby okay I think babies
meant to tic-tac put it but I can pick
up toaster and all kinds of it's thrown
the fan Oh where's the fan right above
you watch daddy dad is floating pink
dildo watch daddy do this I can't get it
high enough this is something I never
expected to see in a game throwing a
dildo out of man daddy's used
telekinetic powers till now as a baby
water for the telekinetic dildo oh my
god if baby in a dildo in the toilet oh
he's trying to victory they called
stream yeah I gotta look up at the dad
he's the same color as the dildo they
only had two kinds of purple
I want one kind of purple oh my god
alright so this time we're trying it for
real so I'm the dad I'm trying to stop
the baby from doing dangerous things and
I'm like shrinking into myself again oh
boy what's going on here
Oh Oh baby's got something dangerous Oh
No yummy oh no that's yummy batteries
which which they're yummy oh no no
nobody wants to eat more BBA to matter
you know Oh baby not feeling guys nah I
can't
those batteries are so small they're so
hard to pick up baby get fork no baby
likes well I think the
the baby's job and this is easier yeah a
baby is like way easier like right now
you got the fort I know what you're
doing yeah well what do I do like when
you got to put off what you got to put
just things in the power outlet yeah but
I but to get that that quick before your
oh that's another thing you block I just
blocked it I was so strategy oh but you
already got the batteries here yeah
actually look at me and see my health it
is going to activate the batteries so
what to eat the batteries I don't know
what you can do so one of the first
things you got to do is get the [ __ ]
batteries out of the way yeah well
basically like today the first thing is
I want another way we'll see I was
trying to get those um pet detergent and
all those like the bleach and all that
kind of stuff out of the way right but
then I realize you weren't even going
for that right are you doing something
else yeah I think I've got to kind of
work with rabies doing yeah I have to
figure out what um you know it's hard to
take care of a baby yeah well I mean
when it's a baby with superpowers that's
able to like crawl and jump out of its
own crib ultra I'll try that
I'll try to do [ __ ] where you see me I'm
trying to get the [ __ ] yeah no no
mean yeah no hahaha bad baby dumb baby
damn it don't eat that baby let me tell
you know it's hard being a dad but now
it's not this hard because the baby's
not actually usually trying to kill us a
baby's not flying around the room and
it's baby still dead yeah ha ha ha ha
baby tricks daddy Davis downstairs now
Oh baby's gonna eat batteries oh no
actually baby has a better idea baby
found the [ __ ] oh hey daddy baby wants
that for babies Hey ah I'm shutting the
door you're gonna open it now No
oh nice tonight no no no
ah baby's got the knife get it away dad
boxing you in I'm going for it whatever
you're gonna do with that knife I'm not
gonna let you do it no no no no oh I
almost had it
hmm no no oh I lost it [ __ ] yes come on
see there's so many hazards yeah I
supposed to [ __ ] I think if the time
runs out and I'm not dead and yeah you
win I'd act like but you're gonna die
like probably any second yeah all that's
bad here we go
baby's an [ __ ] there you go see it's
just like oh look at this view yeah yeah
that's nice well that's a very unique
game never played anything like it very
funny in a sick fucked-up kind of way
it's a very glitchy game it's a little
glitch I feel sometimes glitching is
funny but I feel like this one um if
they keep working on the bugs and
everything I feel like this could have a
lot of potential I feel like the
challenge is is uneven with the you know
it's a lot easier for the baby to win
yeah definitely a unique kind of game
it's a hilariously dark concept and kind
of fun but kind of glitchy and weird mmm
thank God Bobby's company goes