(ANDY) So we just moved into the... new place and Chloe already thinks there's a ghost.
(CHLOE) Well, you believe me, right Andy?
(ANDY) Uh well, we'll find out tonight, Chloe.
(CHLOE) I guess so, Andy.
(ANDY) Okay, Chloe.
(JACK) I-is it on? Is it on, sweetie?
(FEMALE GHOST) Yes. You see the red light blinking? That means it's on, Jack
(JACK) Oh, OK. Alright. OK.
Ever since we died in this house three months ago, things have been perfectly fine for us.
But recently, we've been noticing some really strange things.
The doors open and close on their own,
the TV turns on at weird times of the day,
and also, somebody's been eating all of my bananas.
well you weren't gonna eat 'em, someone had to!
oh, um
well the other things are still really spooky
(ANDY) Chloe, what are you doing?
(CHLOE) Andy, whenever I try to watch 'Tiny House Hunters', the channel keeps changing.
(FEMALE GHOST) Every time I try to watch the static channel, it keeps changing to other stations.
(ANDY) It might just be a faulty remote, Chloe
(CHLOE) Or it's ghosts, Andy!
(Jack) Maybe it's just a problem with the remote
(FEMALE GHOST) It's not a problem with the remote, Jack. I checked
You know you could actually buy a whole box of universal remotes on 'Groupon' for $43.99
God... More of this 'Groupon' stuff, Jack?
Yeah, and did you guys know it was actually cheaper before the "Brexit".
Ah! Get off my knees, Jack! Stop! Oww!
(CHLOE) There's DEFINITELY spirits in the house, Andy!
[Shivering]
That's why it's always so freezing in here!
There, is that cold enough for you now, jack?
[SWEATING PROFUSELY]
(JACK) No!
[TO CAMERA] Ever since we died, it's been getting UNBEARABLY hot for me!
(FEMALE GHOST) I think he's just been going through menopause
What?
(Andy) Chloe, did you turn the thermostat down?
No Andy...did you?
CHLOEEEE!!
UGHHEHH!
So it turns out that Groupon also has really great music
Oh God, Jack, the one with the childrens' choir singing the old German nursery rhymes
You betcha!
(ANDY) What the hell is that?
(ANDY) Chloe, what the hell is that?
(JACK) Come on, get jiggy with it.
Jack, I don't have the time of patience for that.
(JACK) You always got time to get jiggy.
(CHLOE) [Gasp] Oh my god.
(ANDY) What... bananas..Chloe? *unintelligible*
(CHLOE) What the hell is going on, Andy?
(JACK) Aww... babe, you got to clean up after yourself better
It's good for the environment, Jack.
They're biodegradeable.
(CHLOE) What should we do, Andy?
(ANDY) I don't know. Turn it off, Chloe!
[Turns off]
(JACK) Aww.. dagnabbit
(JACK) The emperor was just getting his new groove back,
*Jack whispering* I'm the emperor
*Jack turns record player back on*
(CHLOE) *SCREAMS NOOOO!*
*Chloe pushes record player off the table*
*Jack and babe scream, running away from the record player*
Get out of here *intelligible* , get out
*Chloe screams and runs with Andy*
Seal us in, protect me!
(ANDY) CHLOOEEE!
(JACK) Can you run in these heels?
NOO!!
(ANDY) CHLOE!!
*Chloe screams and door closes*
(ANDY) CHLOE!!
(CHLOE) ANDY!!
(ANDY) CHLOEEE!!!
(CHLOE) ANDYYY!!
(ANDY) Chloe?
(CHLOE) Yeah, Andy?
(ANDY) Can you open the door, Chloe?
(CHLOE) Yeah.
(CHLOE) Andy.
We're so freaked out right now.
*Jack and babe cry*
(ANDY) I thought I lost you, Chloe.
(CHLOE) Andy, I don't know what happened.
*Andy and Chloe both slip on the banana and scream*
(JACK) Ever since this lovely couple died in the house three months ago, we've been having the best time ever.
Yeah, it's so nice to have another married couple here with us.
(ANDY) Oh, uh, we're not married.
(CHLOE) He's my brother.
Oh, what?
Hey guys, thanks for clicking that subscribe button.
Jack would never click my subscribe button, if you know what I mean.
(JACK) Eheh, I don't even know what that means.
Anyways if you haven't already heard, SMOSH is doing their first ever
live show in front of a live studio audience
and they're streaming it here on Friday, August 26 at 5 PM Pacific
(JACK) Wow, Susan, that sounds super cool.
Click the video on the left to watch bloopers from this video and
to see a deleted scene where I sit on my pretty wife's lap
Snuggle time. Jack no, Jack no, it's not snuggle time.
Snuggle me, baby.
Jack, let's not talk about that.
Anyway, click the video on the right to watch Jack and I on an episode of "Tiny House Hunters"
Spoiler alert, we get married.
Despite all our ups and downs, Jack really came through and gave me the wedding of my dreams
I now pronounce you man and wife.
Spoiler alert, if you're on a touch screen device, you could totally click all these links we're talking about in the description box below.
Jack, that's not how you use spoiler alert.
Yes it is
I'd kill you if you weren't already dead.