- Outfit not bad, but your friend,
I don't think her outfit look like egg fried rice.
Her outfit look like women who
just vomited marshmallow on chest.
(loud tone sound)
Hello niece and nephew, it's Uncle Roger.
Quick life update, if you follow Uncle Roger Instagram,
you will know last week I got punch in face.
I was assaulted on street of London.
Uncle Roger don't know who he is.
Maybe he is fan of Jamie Oliver.
I think he from Chilli Jam Gang,
but don't worry.
Uncle Roger bruising all heal now,
because I sprinkled MSG on my wound.
So nice.
Anyway, few week ago, Uncle Roger ask all my
niece and nephew to submit Halloween outfit.
I want to see you dress up as Uncle Roger.
I receive over one thousand submission so far.
Oh my god.
You make Uncle Roger feel so special.
♪ You make me feel special ♪
- Today, Uncle Roger gonna reveal all niece and nephew
dress up as Uncle Roger.
Is it gonna be haiyaa or is it fuiyoh?
Let's see. Let's see.
Niece and nephew, watch til the end of video,
because somebody even made whole horror movie
starring Uncle Roger and Auntie Helen.
So scary.
Okay, first one.
Oh these two nieces dress up as Uncle Roger,
but only the niece on the left trying.
The niece on the right, that not even Polo shirt.
What she doing? What she doing?
Also, this is not belt phone case.
They just strap handbag on their belt.
Haiyaa.
Belt phone case is Uncle Roger favorite accessory.
When Asian men go over age 45,
government send you this.
Government tell you,
"your sex appeal over. You's a holster."
Okay, next.
This guy say, "he is bartender from Taiwan."
He put MSG in people's drink.
Oh my god.
Uncle Roger like.
Uncle Roger favorite cocktail is MSG and tonic.
This next one is weejio.
- Hello, so tonight I make traditional Chinese dinner.
Traditionally, we eat on
(foreign language)
Which is rice table, but because of this is
my white girlfriend's place, we have a coffee table.
- Haiyaa.
Cannot eat rice on coffee table.
Asian women need Asian table.
I think you should tell your girlfriend,
"get Asian table tomorrow otherwise I leave you.
Either the coffee table go or I go."
This next one.
Here are my Uncle Roger costumes,
with a slight twist to it.
Hmm.
What he doing?
What is this guy doing?
He look like RoboCop but instead of fighting crime,
he fighting diabetes.
Oh, this is cute. This is cute.
They go out to Halloween as couple,
and this niece right here cut her boyfriend
into bag of MSG.
Very nice.
Put MSG on white boyfriend make white boyfriend better.
Congratulation white boyfriend.
You're now person of flavor.
Okay, this niece Cynthia.
Here my outfit, please don't disown me.
Haiyaa.
Why your shirt so short?
You gonna catch cold.
And you see ripped jean.
This niece so poor cannot even afford enough cloth
to cover her body.
And now also cannot afford new jean.
So sad.
Uncle Roger is family friendly character,
please don't submit your sexy Uncle Roger outfit.
Don't make my niece and nephew get too horny.
(Roger laughs)
(loud tone sound)
Oh, I remember this guy.
This is Chinese street fashion Tiktok people
in my Uncle Roger Food Truck weejio.
This picture, classic Asian uncle outfit.
Not bad. Not bad.
Even the watch. The watch so accurate.
All Asian uncle like to wear watch that look like that.
But don't worry, we always wear the fake Rolex.
Don't buy real Rolex.
You think money grow on tree?
Buy from floor of market. That Rolex is enough.
His second photo, so fashion. So trendy.
Orange Polo and total neck.
How many color you need?
Uncle Roger also has so many question.
Why he have curtain railing but no curtain?
This nephew spend too much money on gold chain
cannot afford curtain.
This nephew, Karis say she play as Uncle Roger
in one of the best game of this year.
Fuiyoh.
This is Uncle Roger in Animal Crossing.
This is so nice.
She even got all the detail, like Uncle Roger
saying, "haiyaa" and the hand waving cat.
Even the rice cooker.
Same model as Uncle Roger rice cooker.
See, there's pink button right here.
Pink button right there.
Same rice cooker.
But Uncle Roger think that lucky cat so old fashion.
Mine look better.
This is lucky cat with contemporary design.
Hmm.
Oh, Uncle Roger running around.
Dig something and I find MSG in ground.
What is this wonderful place?
Where you can find MSG in the Earth?
Oh my god.
Uncle Roger want to live here.
This is so Amazing.
So much detail.
Fuiyoh.
Thank you so much niece Karis.
This expression is the same expression
Uncle Roger give.
This next guy, Evan Chen,
Fuiyoh.
This is good camera. Good lighting.
Put so much effort into this,
Uncle Roger like.
And he even put caption in his photo.
Gordon Ramsay have two work?
What is he, work fucc boi?
Nephew Evan, you're work fucc boi also.
And he using rise bag to exercise.
That is good idea.
That's how we train Asian children,
but Uncle Roger growing up, my mom bring to grocery store.
I carry all the bag of rice for her.
I tell my mom, "mom, let me use the grocery store trolley."
she say, "no, trolley for weak people. Carry the bag."
Okay, next.
Haiyaa.
Too sexual. Too sexual.
Niece Angel, you have to close your leg.
Don't sit like this.
Why you dress up dog like toast
and you put dog like toast in work?
Asian people don't eat dog.
We also don't eat toast.
Why so many niece out there buy orange Polo
but don't buy the right size?
Why?
Too sexual. Too Sexual.
Uncle Roger not simp.
This one say, "Uncle Roger new Tinder date."
Okay, okay.
Uncle Roger lonely since Auntie Helen left.
Let's see who this is.
Ugh.
Uncle Roger have nightmare now.
White nephew dress as Uncle Roger.
Okay, okay.
Leg on chair.
Good pose.
Many white people cannot sit like this
because they not flexible enough.
This nephew not bad.
His outfit has so many culture.
His shirt from me.
His food from Asia.
His hair from Owen Wilson.
- Hello, today I show you how to make vegan egg fried rice.
Because Uncle Roger love vegan niece and nephew.
- No, no, no.
Uncle Roger don't like vegan niece and nephew.
Vegan don't know how to enjoy life.
How you make vegan egg fried rice?
Egg not vegan.
- We've low heat.
Pot on.
Oil.
Vegan egg mixture.
See, just like scrambled egg.
Take that aside.
Now high heat.
Oil.
Try some garlic.
Leftover rice.
Vegan egg.
(indistinct) sauce and chili oil.
Fry it all together.
(indistinct)
And my favorite MSG.
Big pinch.
Just keep (indistinct)
Egg fried rice done.
Ooh, what do you think? What do you think?
Haaa.
He vegan but he use MSG.
Uncle Roger can accept.
Fuiyoh.
This dog so cute. Oh my god.
Every dog I see from now on,
I want to put him in orange Polo.
So cute.
Haiyaa.
She put the dog hand on head like Uncle Roger,
and he make Uncle Roger put leg down from chair,
and the dog put his leg down from table.
What she doing? What she doing?
I can hear this image.
So funny.
What is MSG?
And he look at you like, "you don't know what is MSG?"
The sceptical face Uncle Roger like.
They also have Lacoste Polo with the fake soled on logo.
So much attention to detail.
This is so fuiyoh.
I love this. I love this.
Uncle Roger want to meet Crunchie The Frenchie one day.
Okay, this next guy,
they say they all work in coffee shop.
And then all of them dress up as Uncle Roger.
You at work , shouldn't you be serving customer?
Is that why when Uncle Roger go to coffee shop
get coffee always take forever?
Because they're messing around with orange Polo.
Okay, this next one. This niece, Janie,
look nice. Look nice.
Nice orange Polo.
Nice belt phone case.
Uncle Roger like.
Let's see what other photo niece Janie submitted.
Haiyaa.
Too sexual.
You make Uncle Roger put my leg down from chair.
And all the niece and nephew third leg standing up.
Too sexual. Too sexual.
Who eat rice like this?
Niece Janie need a new shirt and also chopstick.
Don't lick rice off plate. That is not good table manner.
This outfit is okay.
He had orange shirt, but why his house so messy?
This guy look like he live in refuge camp.
If Hutomo invite you to his place, don't go.
You don't even have place to sit.
Haiyaa.
Another sexy Uncle Roger again with the too short Polo.
But she (indistinct) rice cooker with her...
Okay, Uncle Roger forgive you.
Uncle Roger never seen fashion combo
of fishnet and rice cooker.
I think this is new look I like.
Let's make this trend happen.
Next. These nephew taking photo in front of bank,
is this what banker do now?
Go back to work.
That's why the economy is so bad.
Why your rice cooker say I miss Auntie Helen?
That is so mean. Uncle Roger don't like.
Make me sad this photo.
Niece Leah send this.
Oh my god.
This is so creepy.
But Uncle Roger, I have one question,
"why her arm so skinny?"
Her arm like toothpick. So weird.
Miss Leah, this is very creepy outfit but please
wear some pants.
Next one.
My friend and I dress up as Uncle Roger
and egg fried rice.
Uncle Roger outfit not bad, but your friend,
I don't think her outfit look like egg fried rice.
Her outfit look like women who
just vomited marshmallow on chest.
Nephew Kelvin say he created horror movie for me.
Starring Uncle Roger and Auntie Helen.
(Roger makes a shocked sound)
This movie already scary.
Any movie with Auntie Helen is scary movie.
- Ugh.
Haiyaa, so early. Got all of this noise.
(door creaks)
(ominous music)
Auntie Helen.
(Knives clink)
- Long time no see, Uncle Roger.
- What are you doing in my kitchen?
- I'm here to cook you your favorite dinner.
- Ooh, my favorite dish, egg fried rice?
- Yes. Accept it's vegan.
- Vegan?
- And no MSG.
- No MSG?
(ominous music continues)
- I've been following BBC weejio.
- Is that a colander.
Haiyaaaaaaaa!
(Roger's character sighs)
BBC video.
Thank God is just a dream.
(ominous music)
Haiyaaaaaa!
- Uncle Roger want to say,
thank you to all the niece and nephew
who submitted entry to Uncle Roger Halloween challenge.
Sorry, I got more than one thousand entry.
Cannot show all the entry.
Otherwise this weejio will be seven hour long,
and nobody want to watch Uncle Roger for seven hour.
We have shit to do.
Niece and nephew, comment below,
what was your favorite outfit and subscribe
to Uncle Roger channel.
I love all my niece and nephew,
even the one vegan one.
Bye bye.
This niece submit three photo.
Egg and rice and what?
Okay, not bad. Not bad.
See, her orange Polo, suitable length.
This is good.
Family friendly outfit.
Haiyaa.
This camera.
So much blurriness.
Do you know how to take photo?
Asian people, everybody we know how to take good photo,
except these two.
These two nieces did you take this photo with Nokia phone?
Why image so blurry?
Did the photographer have Parkinson?
(Roger laughs)
Can I even use this is this
edgy?
But you make all the niece and nephew
third leg standing up, not good, not good.
(Roger laughs)
Hey is Nigel Ng here creator of Uncle Roger.
Thank you so much for watching,
and I was punched last week but I'm fine now.
And you know, it was really nice seeing all of you
guys dressing up as Uncle Roger put a big smile on my face.
I wanted to just hop on as myself
and thank you all sincerely.
It's been a really fun journey so far and I hope
you keep watching my videos.