for the mobile part of a bird I'm not
just boring I'm chairman of the board
that's cuz you're boring boyo hey who
said that zip that lip the instigator of
flavors here to save the day get ready
for baking whoa it's jiminy crispy hey
hey bacon can I call you Kevin no you
got your makings mixed up real bad oh my
bacon has a first name
it's ke V I don't play that oh sorry
bacon you really got me shaking looks
like we got a gas leak he was just
giving me the stink-eye don't be dumb
right no Kevin here just bacon bacon I'm
a taste sensation with flavor to spare
who wants who needs some taste great
don't worry everything's better with
bacon
just ask banana make it rap banana Oh
see everything's better with bacon
eat you're ready to pull yourself hey
cherry girl cherry thank you hey what's
going on here this is like epic rapping
battles they can get it done boy Oh guys
I can't feel my head don't freak out
pear just try to keep your mind off of
it don't fight the salt - snake he makes
everything great
seriously
wait you comin at me bro cuz you're a
waste of taste dogs even Bacon's got its
limit just your dirty but you'll never
take this lemon alive grandpa I hope you
fail better you feel like a greasy
band-aid no this is flavor country
little I don't actually know what you
are but I bet you taste great with thank
you now ain't that a good sight
everywhere I look it's bacon strips
bacon strips bacon actually I'm still
don't be calling me Kevin you beautiful
bacon wrap ball of fruit my bad
whoa I feel like a porcupine Wow I told
you we had a gas leak I don't believe it
somehow the bacon saved us from being
exploded well not everybody it out yo
we're back back to back in the kitchen
with my buddy pair glasses
duck fool back with my big beautiful
bushy beard I stole it from a lumberjack
after I beat it down didn't you get the
evite we're throwing a party with Artie
and farty we're getting all bub Ross up
in this mother make it a portrait of
yours truly use a bacon bacon and more
bacon now we start off with a big
beautiful ball of pork you know it's the
cheeses that please it's so late on
thick pair glasses duck fool that's
right now hit it with the bacon strips
and bacon strips think big when it comes
to bacon don't believe the hype all the
piggies went to market even the little
one time to hit him with a jack sauce in
the house what's shakin bacon were ya
and the word is bread bread that bad boy
up and throw it in the deep fryer now
deep fry the deep fryer what business
twice fried recognized
time for the bacon candy get it with
some chicken-fried bacon strips bacon
strips
what are you doing turn that fake you
got up to maximum fool there you go
broke you can't see if when you're up
baking tips
time to float this mother down a slip
and slide on spicy stretchy the yakety
yak don't talk back yo almost go let's
get this bad boy beard it up hit up with
the bacon bits pair glasses
Old Man Winter can suck it they've got a
blizzard of bacon beating down on the
counter whoa
it's a masterpiece of meat like a
Picasso made of floor it's almost too
beautiful too
I think this thing
yo next time we liam
ah what a beautiful day to be out and
about hey honey Oh daddy that reminds me
there's a big fun trip I want to go on
with my best friend Jenny can I go
technical I don't know honey
you're awfully young for that trust me
when I say I've got a bad feeling about
this
sweetheart
honey ah fine you can go what the heck
do I know I'm only a former secret agent
with lots of skills you ever split up I
want to live with you oh I love you too
baby
oh you'll always be daddy's little girl
they grow up so fast
bacon its baby egg I think something's
wrong
oh I'm sure everything is fine hello
baby are you okay talk to you no baby
listen to me very carefully you're about
to be taken yep
it's already happened sorry daddy we
gotta get going now
wait I don't know who you are or what
you want if it's ransom you're after I
can tell you I have no money what I do
have is a very particular set of skills
skills I've acquired over a very long
career skills that make me a nightmare
for people like you if you let my baby
go now
that'll be the end of it but if you
don't I will look for you I will find
you and I will kill you
okay well good lucks what that that
little piggy went to market that's it he
piggy stayed home
see y'all that couldn't eat you got
roasted jia
and Akal opinion got stone picking with
a nice jump step now where's my daughter
that's rather interesting because you're
about to be history - everybody else is
busy we're gonna steal all these
paintings
keep it down you idiot we've got to keep
this quiet
what the Haiti baby where's my baby
[Applause]
whoa Duke I think somebody's trying to
rob the museum Berto the boss huh
don't worry fellas I'll tell him myself
oh sorry I was just looking for the back
what a breathtaking work of art you know
I can stare at this all day baby where's
my baby
excuse me who are you a rock oh my
goodness oh thank my lucky stars baby
wait what are you doing here field trip
if your honor Oh field oh my god do I
have egg on my face or what whoops
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